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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️

@shel56.bsky.social
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Retired genius playgirl, missing the lots of money bit. Confident, single, pan & looking. Considered an elder at 66 these days & 26y transition, although my mind is stuck at 25, my bodily particles misbehave. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴‍☠️ UK

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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy birthday 🍻
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's a two faced career politician.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Please fill out this if you haven't already 🙏
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👍👏👏👏
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Well Done Clapping Man
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Brother needs to be consigned to the bin. It panders to the mindset of people who enjoy conflict & mediocrity. It's always the same sort of dense, self opinionated wannabe narcissist in it as well. The news clips & comments that appear are always some muppet proving that they are a dumb asshole.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ahhh your the one then 😉 Had so many family & friends have quite serious issues with them. Spend nearly as much time on breakdown trucks as Alfa Romeo's do. As an ex petrol head it's a make I have personally avoided for the last 50 years.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best excuse not to buy it is that's it's a Renault!
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😀
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ai is as dumb as a Reform politician. Ai is less useful than a fart in a crowded sauna. Ai will never surpass human evolution, we have a few million years head start. The human race does not need data centres everywhere sucking the life out of the planet. Yep, agree with all those comments.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic Hairdresser booked for Monday 😉
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But will there be cake? 🎂😉
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sheesh! I got Greenshield stamps... that got me a 500 piece jigsaw
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sab neo V8 duelling capable & the colours, sounds & stuff is boggling me brainbox a bit. Going to be a fun source of keep fit for me once I get my neck fixed & can move properly again. Cool & awesome once I can wield it properly, looking at possibly a couple of local duelling clubs as well 🙂
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to get my brain to absorb the button sequences for all the different fings on my new light sabre. 🤔 🤪
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How are these people still able to remember to breathe 🙄
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nowt silly cos it means something for you 😀 Reminds me my first ever therapist visit was 19th 26 years ago, a belated birthday pressie from my then bf. He also took me to a boutique & bought me a D&G dress for dinner date that night. 😊 Been trying to afford therapist for months but shite happened.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now that would not surprise me at all. 🧙‍♀️ I'm lucky, family home where I live has a large garden & HSS hire shop round the corner. Chippers are not that pricey to hire.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Better tell @scarlettfreya.bsky.social to hide any bones & squeaky toys then 😉 Congrats though 🍾🥂
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Misogyny begets misogyny, it has become a national pastime for many.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I woke up with a pulse so that was a pleasant bonus to start the day 😉 Fings health wise are progressing again with some good test results. Might actually get my neck vertebrae surgery sorted this side of Xmas with any luck. 🤞
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Minions Dance
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turn a few rocks amongst the slime...
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Under A Rock
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being retired my teams are longgggg gone. Although quite a few colleagues still working. You probably met quite a few recently 😉
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll do you one better... Why is Teams
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Birthday from Sauth Londin innit 🎂 PS: My mum's 93 n is on the internet... when she can remember 😉😂
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just don't use a loudhailer!
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小黄人拿着喇叭
ALT: 小黄人拿着喇叭
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Should point out I have never played D&D & only found out what it was via The Big Bang Theory. Still don't know how & what just there is someone leading it. I'm old tech, board games for me were Monopoly, Cluedo, Chess, Draughts & Risk.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yah think so? 😉😆 You ever played D&D? Your the Dungeon Master
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The main & most important bit is really to remain calm & rationale no matter what is said by whoever. I would open the meeting by light heartedly saying this is the first time I've done this so bare with us.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I used to, if it wore thin I'd resort to a Suzie Izzard impression about wet trays and jam. Seriously, simple notes on the order of the meeting, make notes of questions & answers you want to sort next time & let people talk. If they talk over each other head teacher time & don't take any nonsense
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a doddle 😉
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Jubilee 🔞 @jethanded-wyvern.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eh, Kathleen Stock and her ilk already came out for restricting abortion. Most major TERF organisations in the UK are either overtly or covertly fronts for US evangelical money. See also, Hands Across the Aisle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hands_A...
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Hands Across the Aisle Coalition - Wikipedia
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welcome back Claire, I've done similar lately what with physical health fings a appening. Mainly concentrate on the non political stuff from mutuals, it's much nicer 🙂
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At 67 I can pass the whole pencil case test! 🤷‍♀️
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ride or Die was pretty good fun & loved Hannah Waddingham. Friend said I should watch Ted Lasso... Yes I like Hannah... I can't stand football or anything to do with it. So that's an emphatic no thanks, but apparently I'm fussy 🤷‍♀️
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😉
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Going to drop off here for a while, its become less social & more a constant & intense bombardment of political commentary & opinions. Multiple repetition of news stories one after the other. Very few folk posting their interesting life stuff that brings a smile & when they do its oft ignored.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Midwives in the 50's & 60's. I remember seeing them whizzing around on there bicycles nearly everyday in the 60's. The ones that would come in to us for my younger sisters, skirts & bicycles so common.
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Jenny B @jennyb63.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24... 💕 Fabulous if you could sign this and share widely. The threshold for a possible Senedd debate is 10,000 signatures. Signature count already over 7,000 (from 900+ when I signed this morning). The quicker we can get it ovr the line the better. 💕🏳️‍⚧️
petitions.senedd.wales
Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients.
We call on the Senedd and Welsh Government to direct the NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) to: Immediately unfreeze scheduled and approved gender-affirming surgeries for patients who have already completed assessments. Ensure that any ongoing clinical review is conducted concurrently without disrupting active, established patient care. Publish clear, transparent Terms of Reference and a strict timeline for the independent review of the Welsh Gender Service.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Come on folks Show some love for someone who gives so much for us
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I miss my baking & winemaking, Christmas cake was about the only thing I could decorate, in one style though. I have the artistic flair & talents of a hand grenade in a sweet shop!
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Better finished than any of mine ever were 😉 Looks quite delish 😀
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😀
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Happy Anniversary! Marta & Mike
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😉
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not over reacting, its just self preservation thinking. I don't & never had any rainbow/trans symbols visible within any place I lived the last 30 years other than 2 rainbow bottles of vodka in my room. It has never seemed relevant to have that at home as a constant reminder. I'm just me & that's it
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google image search shows a faded St. Georges on numerous sites.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Vote by both House of Lords & House of Commons then instruction to the reigning monarch to remove the judge. As to regulation again laws passed by both houses & then royal assent of said law. Otherwise they are self regulatory within UK law as they interpret it. www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2005/4
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lets not forget O'Malley is Genspect in the UK the ADF/Heritage foundation funded hate cult www.splcenter.org/resources/ex...
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Anti-LGBTQ
Anti-LGBTQ+ ideology opposes rights, spreads harmful pseudoscience, and uses demonizing rhetoric to portray LGBTQ+ people as threats to society.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is what happens when Labour transphobes install transphobes from the pseudo science anti trans cults such as SEGM & Genspect into the NHS as proven by Weasel Streeting's past NHS appointments. We knew this was coming & said but again no one listens or takes preemptive action to get rid of them.
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Shel 🏳️‍⚧️ @shel56.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is anyone really in the slightest bit surprised that this is where the GC leaders have gone? They are attempting to further radicalise their base with this rhetoric & propaganda & many of them will be stupid enough to follow along.
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