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Middle Age Switchblade

@sheetsskeets.bsky.social
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an elder millennial that wants to leave it better than he found it. largely an #AEW account 🤼‍♀️🤼🤼‍♂️ THE U 🏈 ATL Braves ⚾️ PDX Sports ⚽️🏀 MST3K music rv-ing / nature pets Bryan Danielson is the GOAT.

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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WOOOOOOOOOO WE HUNG 40 ON CLEMSON WE HUNG 40 ON CLEMSON #ItsAllAboutTheU #GoCanes
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well I guess my whole ‘getting back into baseball’ era has ended pretty quickly. Solid work @mlb.com Sorry Braves.
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MLB, White House discuss playing game at national park
The White House said in a statement that MLB asked the administration about hosting a game at a national park, adding that the National Park Service has not granted a permit to do so.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A little Thorns action. #BAON #NWSL
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WAIT. Braves legend Willie Harris is the third base coach for the Reds??? I love it.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portland Fire BAYBAY #WNBA
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It has definitely been a minute, @timbers.com. And I’ve certainly never sat on this side before. #RCTID #ThreePointsOrBust
A view of the pitch from the Toyota Terrace at Providence Park.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, 'the Whale,' they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing to smile about in my life
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol Ohio state. #CFB
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DEM BRAVES!!!!!!!!!
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the mic is that small, pin it the fuck on. I cannot take this tiny mic holding phase one bit longer. Y'all look ridiculous.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SMU looks like those Manny Diaz Miami teams. 🤮 #cfb
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dude was wide open. WIDE open. wide OPEN. WIDE OPEN. #cfb
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean… a power outage is preferable to watching FSU football #cfb
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
more like TALLACAN'TSEE
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lololololololol. FSU not paying their power bills because they owe Norvell too much. #CFB
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I miss the George Michael Sports Machine.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me after the Timbers finally got a hat trick. especially after blowing a 3-0 lead. #RCTID
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Brent M. Diskin @diskin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#RCTID
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
HAT TRICK #RCTID
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
storming the field after the refs stole a win for you against Western Michigan 😂 #CFB
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that is absolutely bonkers. Western Michigan got absolutely hosed. those referees stole that shit. #CFB
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that's such bullshit. that is an absolute robbery. #CFB
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
how do you put 1 second back on the clock?! absolutely not. #CFB
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan lolololololololol. #CFB
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#ItsAllAboutTheU #GoCanes
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fire Pro Wrestling World is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/3iK6FLR PS4 physical $21.75 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/4fUht7F #ad
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ewwwwww. What a dumb asshole wearing a Trump 2028 hat behind home plate. Go Braves. OZZIE HOMERUN
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so uh... All In was kinda good. #AEW 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FSU is just getting stood up at the line by NMSU. lol. this is amazing.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FSU sucks lol.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
that's a Braves W!
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Demolition job for the Fire! Solid work! #WNBA
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey @wnba.com y’all realize that you have the worst refs in pro sports?
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Nic Gulas @nic-gulas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If the Braves have to win a real playoff game against the Dodgers 1-0 via a leadoff home run, I might get an ulcer
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
CGSO AND THE SWEEP — HOW ABOUT THOSE BRAVES
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Butt-head Sweeping The Floor
ALT: Butt-head Sweeping The Floor
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That’s a DP. Come on umps.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This fucking guy last got a hit a few days after my birthday and he walked it off tonight. lol. Go Braves.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AN ABSOLUTE BRAVES MIRACLE
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WHAT A WORLD
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Peggy’s Sugarfoots @sugarfootsribs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We’ll always love you, Dolly and Tim 💔🕊️
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
CLASSIC BARVES
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Acuña is the modern day Francoeur.
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Braves gonna waste Sean Murphy doing anything remotely good. 🙄
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Acuña 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be
Rocky Horror Picture Show The Time Warp (music video)
YouTube video by DJ Fuggi
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers - Islands In the Stream (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Miami vs Stanford on September 4, Timbers hosting Atlanta United on September 19, Fire hosting Golden State Valkyries on September 22, Thorns hosting Houston Dash on September 26. can't wait to see my teams play in person over the next month or so! #ItsAllAboutTheU #RCTID #PortlandFire #BAON
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Middle Age Switchblade @sheetsskeets.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if i had sat through an ESPN Baseball broadcast and we lost? woulda been HOT. not physically hot, that's not up for debate. but, you guys know what i'm saying.
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