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Sheepflame

@sheepflame.bsky.social
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ford E-Transit
Harrison ford standing on a subway car in “The Fugitive”
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s just pissed the romance is consensual.
Robbie Collins’ recent review of an unnamed Brad Pitt film as a “celebration of male resilience,” the “most effective canine weenie since Marley & MeRobbie’s review of “Queen at Sea” which “dares to ask” whether it’s valid consent when you pressure old ladies with Alzheimer’s into sex. That is legit the premise of the film according tot he review.
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s not really fair. Count Urgell was not known for his beauty. Here’s a tomb effigy of his own “Fair King Phillip” who died in the same year (1314).
Upright standing stone carving of King Philip. Not hot.
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get in, papists, we’re immanetizing the eschaton
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
German engineering is truly a gift to the world. Lot of Americans don’t even realize they invented the car. Austrians too, no hate. On a lighter note, it’s fun that Red Bull’s corporate aristocrats still profiting from founders are the Thai family that invented this.
Photo of original Thai Red Bull
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In case you missed it, Dr Hancox-Li is blowing the lid off a hostile Canadian campaign of influence in US elections: the current Canadian champion of Jeopardy! - who is a half-man/half-beaver hybrid - has assumed leadership of the DNC.
Photo from Radical Islamic Communist Canadian State Television of a smiling Jeopardy! champion with very large teeth. He is otherwise conventionally white guy handsome and similar to DNC Ken.
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s legit and I support it but I also call for more bars to look like Kermit’s Mother-In-Law Lounge in Tremé, New Orleans. How do you not go in here?
Photo of “Kermit’s Tremé Mother-In-Law Lounge”.
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not one more Maricarmen! We had our fun, but this is too many Maricarmens! In case you’re not aware, Spain is quite mad rn at landlords freely abusing their elderly. They found something they hate more than tourists. Or figured out they only hate tourists because of landlords.
A Spanish protest organizing poster for Madrid Maricarmen protests. It features a photo of Maricarmen and the text “Ni Una Maricarmen Más” (not one more Maricarmen). It means to say that how she was treated by landlords should be illegal.
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LLM dorks have merely adopted the darkness; I was born in it, etc.
Screenshot of 1989 DOS game “Girlfriend Construction Set”
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perfect ranking of the UK’s top celebrities. Comment your favorite! I can’t choose between Kristin Chenoweth, “Dom” the hobbit, or Greg.
Photo of cast of upcoming UK Celebrity Traitors reality show featuring 2 actors and 21 social media people nobody’s ever seen before
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The robots have ordained me Boy King of the Incels. We're restoring Medieval Western Civilization, lads. Buy my ergot supplements and gain the power to read the future in your consumptive sputum!
Screenshot of my own quoted post retweeted 'Feudalism Bot'
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sheepflame @sheepflame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cowardly journalists, man. Tell us what he smells like!
Screenshot of Tweet 9/14/26 from @AndrewDesiderio with 4 photos of aides wheeling Senator McConnell through an atrium that looks like the Capitol Rotunda. There are a couple aides and several Capitol Police. The post notes videos were barred, and the journalists have been criticized for obeying.
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