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Sheep Attacks Rocket

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In reverence to all those who think they know what they thought they meant to say. Curated by Chris Church.

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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
31/ Aug/ 2026, last day of summer: First peppers planted, so I can watch them throughout winter to remind me that spring will come again. (all seeds from the first fruit of the same ritual last year)
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They were scary enough when they just made a whirring noise
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The question is: did whoever named it see the irony or just thought it sounded nice? (seen in Rhodes Harbour a couple of days ago)
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Often seen the 'baby elephants' in the garden - Elephant Hawk Moth Caterpillar - but this morning's visitor is the first one I've seen 'grown up' (photo on Samsung phone)
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It even features in the otherworldly imagination of Roger Dean's artwork for Yes's Tales of Topographic Oceans sleeve art. Dean was inspired by finding some Victorian postcards of rock formations. Lover's Leap Chimney is recognisable today by the safety rail at the top, just visible in the photo
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Might need...
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
You should worry...
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
They're even fussier in Colne
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
As misplaced pharmaceutical branding goes... ...they even chose the only hard chair
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
'and me'
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
'Me too, please'
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
'Yes, please'
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
End of Summer* pepper seeds having a late autumn sunbathe. *Planted on Aug 31 to remind me throughout the dark winter days that spring will come again
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Had the same problem with these. Three weeks on the window ledge, not one of them moved
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
SUMMER'S OVER -HERE'S TO NEXT YEAR August 31, so the first chilli and pepper seeds go in to watch through winter to remind me that summer will come again
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Had a visitor in the garden today
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Brilliant headline - except... How does the reader distinguish between 'US' and 'us', in an all-caps headline, especially with the line break? Might there not be a case for using points - U.S. - even if it breaks style. BTW: You're not the first to fall foul of this problem (clue: it's a UK title)
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Is this one a bit more certain
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Can't imagine why electricians aren't too keen on this
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A big hello to whoever placed this at the water's edge on Lindisfarne, the Holy Island on the Northumberland coast. We all need a little hope at this time
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Qd...
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just packing a bag for a few days away. Something, somehow, reminded me it's time to get this old favourite out again ...Lest We Forget
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Looking for a French beer? They say the imported kind is the best
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Errrr, thanks
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Thanks Aldi. So does that mean it's 90% inauthentic?
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Distinct #PeterBrook vibe to the sky over Weets Hill, Barnoldswick, this morning
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
...but which of its rock formations was further immortalised ( with slight creative embellishment) in this Yes album sleeve?
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Looks comfy (ad in Lancashire Telegraph online)
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
That's the ritual Solstice seeds planted. Trying summer savory, Hamburg parsley and basil this year. All now in the heated prop alongside the ritual end-of-summer (Aug 31) peppers and chillies. Whatever happens in the world now, one thing for certain is that the days will start getting longer
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Still not recovered from the day in French classes when I learned canne à pêche didn't mean tinned peaches
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Marketing Masterclass...#1 The memorable brand
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Eeeer, thank you
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
...and another Wimborne
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
For no other reason than the light was right (a chance moment while moping round the house on a dull day)
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I think I've found its twin town
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
One from the archives
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A thousand Tweeters can't be wrong. BTW: If you got it in an advent calendar, I think I've found the door you'd open
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If Google Maps can't find it, what hope have the rest of us?
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Good advice, thanks
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Very welcoming, I'm sure...
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They're making them so small nowadays
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Nice personal touch by Tesco featuring this pub sign on a mural of local landmarks in its Handforth, Cheshire, superstore. Only one problem. The pub is in Fleet Street, London
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just in case you thought it was the old baldie bloke on the left
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Who needs expensive clinics
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Sheep Attacks Rocket @sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A dodgy enough product placement anyway ...but on a hard chair?
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