Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026just came across this endearingly ugly experimental prototype made by citroen, and i don't think i've seen a car that i've wanted more than this. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i hope to at least contribute to some local cryptid stories before i die "weird lanky creature found roaming woods on hillside, could be skinwalker" cut to photo of me just on an early morning stroll 100
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I remember one cheapo black friday special walmart bike that I only rode a few times, the peddals fell off, the handlebars just kinda popped off, and the freewheel self destructed all in one day. 100
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026the rafters of the garage is basically a graveyard of shitty walmart bikes that fall apart after one season that ive accumulated over the years 100
Reposted by Kodaanders @pepoeke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026SOUNDKILLAZ - Razor Sharp V.S. Ruff Rydas #SOUNDKILLAZ 761864901
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Can barely see half a mile out, feels like I just smoked a pack of Marlboros in one breath, and it smells like a tire fire no matter where I go. There’s nothing to worry about. Life’s a dream. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026One of the perks of working in the kitchen of a Mexican restaurant is the limitless free food that they basically force you to eat. It’s so goddamn delicious, but I’ve never felt more gluttonous. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why the fuck in Pennsylvania like this. My area is somehow flooding and in a drought simultaneously. Autumn seems to be the only time of year when the weather isn’t at one extreme or the other. 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just want to go back to the days of bad photoshop. Sure, we made fun of it, but it had some characteristic charm to it. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’ve always know there was something missing from my life, and I could never figure out what it was, until now. I don’t even care for Elvis, but this would complete me. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Found out why the Valiant steams like a hot spring. The previous owner installed a brand new radiator and hoses, why couldn’t they have just spent the extra $30 and 15 minutes to install a new pump along with it. The thing was a fucking geyser last time it ran. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I keep forgetting how much of a nervous wreck social media makes me. I go a month almost completely offline, then I make the mistake of going into a depressive doomscrolling session and my idealized worldview completely collapses in on itself. 100
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Barring the absolutely terrible, vile, and evil things he’s done. I feel like everybody should agree that we shouldn’t have anybody in any position of power that’s had multiple strokes and brags about barely passing cognitive evals. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Why does fabuloso look so damn tasty. It looks so refreshing on a hot day, especially with the images of fruit on the bottle. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Pizza is one of the few things I will truly glutton out for 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Who knew speed running a heart attack tasted so gad damned good 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Boy, I can’t WAIT to be left with no options but to upload my consciousness to a subscription based AI cloud server because those same companies that run the servers have made it prohibitively expensive to live in a physical reality. 030
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I knew it’d be a long shot, but I think staying up for 3 days straight has finally reset my sleep schedule. The only problem is that I wake up too early. I’m ready to go to bed by 7pm now. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 10/01/2026What happened to tarring and feathering. We really should go back to tarring and feathering. I can name quite a few shitbags that deserve a good tarring and feathering. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Finally welded up one of the rear quarters on the valiant. Really starting to take steps in the right direction after cutting out a lot of the cancerous rust. Welding fumes got me feeling real stupid tho. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I’m beginning to suspect that half of the local pizza shops are just money laundering fronts. They have exceptionally great pizza and all, but I never see a single customer in them during what should be the busiest hours of the day. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Damn, I wish there was a late night/early morning Mexican restaurant. I am CRAVING a quesadilla right now. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Winter puts me in full on hibernation mode. If I’m not eating I’m sleeping. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Yo, they finally ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️. This ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ huge ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️. I just can’t ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ for ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️. 000
Reposted by KodaAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Please, let’s make this happen! The Center for Biological Diversity is pushing to have Trump’s image taken off the 2026 national park passes and they’ve filed a lawsuit to do it. Federal Lands Recreation Enhancement Act, which requires the 603352622
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 11/12/2025The best way I can describe winter for where I live is miserable tranquility. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Is it just me or does the Walmart parking lot always have the most beautiful sunsets? 110
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I’m beginning to think that I shouldn’t have had five Celsius’s. I think I’m about to achieve total transcendence. Drink enough of this shit, you’ll either see god, meet god, or wish you were with god. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 08/11/2025When I have caffeine, I’m either wired for the entire day and I won’t be able to sleep the whole night, or I completely crash after finishing an energy drink and I can do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day. Currently, I’m feeling the former. I think that if I sat down, I would explode. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Chillin out to that one jazz station that comes on only for a couple hours at different times every day and is never on the same frequency twice that I have only ever been able to receive in one specific spot with one specific radio. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Wish I could be like Jamiroquai and be able to move furniture through the magic of song and dance. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Man, I would love to add a porch to the side of my house. Guess that means that I’ve got to demolish a couple bedrooms and the kitchen. 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The internet has absolutely decimated my attention span. My entire life feels as if it’s composed of nothing but three minute clips that I forget about the second I scroll to the next three minute clip. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Using spray foam to repair rust holes is like smoking cigarettes to cure cancer 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I don’t give a damn about cucumbers, JUST GIVE ME THE BEANS! 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I am really not looking forward to fixing on the inner cowl 110
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Something you just don’t get in modern cars is that glorious amount of space you have to work with. And this is small compared to most cars of the era. 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I really could use the professional help of that one TikTok feng shui guy 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I’m starting to realize I have a problem when it comes to hoarding tons of pointless little trinkets. It’s just a ton of clutter that really messes with the non existent feng shui of my room. 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 17/10/2025It’s nice being out of a depressive rut. Finally giving my room a proper deep clean and a fresh coat of paint. 100
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Stilt houses on the beach. One day they will climb up out of their sandy holes and revolt against the rich guys that decided to build those houses in piles of sand in the middle of the ocean. Piles of constantly shifting sand. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I think that if I keep to a strict diet of ketamine, ivermectin, methylene blue, and testosterone, I will achieve peak male form within months. I will be THE sigma male. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 11/10/2025That I have no idea what that yokel was talking about when he said,”There’s daemons in them woods, incomprehensible evils, monsters that the human mind couldn’t even possibly imagine.” 100
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I leave town for a week, ONE WEEK, and I come back to a city that’s somehow more of a shitshow than it was before I left. 000
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 07/10/2025My new jalopy, the most reliable of Chrysler cars, the least rusty of Pennsylvania cars, and the start of my insufferable hipster era. 010
Koda @shebs-shed.bsky.social · 04/09/2025You don’t always need to oil your dill dough, but it definitely makes the experience much more pleasurable. 000
