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Anxious Raccoon

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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He’s mad because the picture I took before this the flash went off. Now I am blessed with his “I’LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP MOTHER” face forever haunting the camera roll.
Orange cat giving the murder face
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh you’re an Orioles fan too?
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As the Klingons say, “Today is a good day to die, but it is a better day to live.”
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Thank you. I know I needed to hear this and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I absolutely adored these bats (Malayan Flying Fox) we saw at the Columbus Zoo and I could not get over how big they were. They were so cute!
Five Malayan Flying Foxes hanging upside down in an exhibit at the Columbus Zoo
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I mean you should be proud of your accomplishments right?
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is currently the most recent update and I guess we’re all crazy because it’s still totally a suicide. Sure, Jan. www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
msn.com
MSN
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The speed with which I would print this and frame it 😂
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
There’s absolutely no way this was a suicide. I can’t imagine a single Black person on earth that would willingly hang themselves from a tree. This needs to be thoroughly investigated.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I never ask, but Reddit always delivers. (This convo was around US possibly going to war with Iran.)
Reddit screenshot that reads:

u/AlexLuna9322 - “I REALLY hope that whatever it is, is not nukes”
u/GiftToTheUniverse - “What does the group text say?”
u/flaccidpedestrian - “more fist pumps, fire and eagle emojis.”
u/PaticusGnome - “Fuck.”

(Each comment is nested under previous comment)
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Fuck off. The only thing these people need liberation from is you and your fascist thugs.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Listen, I know we don’t really talk anymore, but if you could find the smite button tomorrow, that’d be great.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I hate this timeline
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
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Bernard Taylor @bernardtaylorforfl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I stand with the peaceful protesters of the city of Los Angeles. #losangeles
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
And this is exactly why I won’t be mad at any Black person who wants to sit this one out. You told the rest of us. Most of us didn’t listen or thought you were being dramatic. We reap what we sow.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
These posters are amazing but you should definitely check out the rest of their stuff!
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Looks like it’s time to start carrying around paint pens
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is a fantastic look into what’s going on with the Kilmar Abrego Garcia case and I hope you’ll give it a read.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“We Built This City!” Yeah, but you didn’t pull the required permits.
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Timo van Esch @fibonaccieu.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I will leave this here, just in case. Since we want to have them [clownish] perfect propaganda pictures...
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Gov. Gavin Newsom said on social media that California National Guard was being taken over by the federal government “not because there is a shortage of law enforcement, but because they want a spectacle.”
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This grosses me out for a never ending list of reasons but also byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Most gender affirming care provided is for cisgender folks, not trans folks. Here’s a list: -Erectile dysfunction meds -HRT (low T/estrogen) -Breast reduction -Post mastectomy reconstruction -Gynecomastia surgery -Hair transplants -Hair removal -Circumcision/repair Feel free to add more.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It won’t make him any less of a piece of shit, but Elon seems to have the chance to do the funniest thing ever and release the whole Epstein list (I’m strongly assuming he has a copy).
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m not saying anyone should, but it would be interesting if people started putting whatever they use in bank dye packs in spray bottles to tag the thugs perpetrating as ICE where the masks don’t cover to make them identifiable after the fact. Definitely not condoning this, just very interesting.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Someone’s trying to get himself a WikiPaws account. LOOK AT THOSE FRECKLES, UGH. #catsofbluesky #toebeans
Ginger kitty paw all cinnamon colored with lots and lots of kitty freckles
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man applauds in front of a sign that says " so proud of you "
Alt: David from Schitt’s Creek applauding amongst a crowd with the words “SO PROUD OF YOU” at the bottom
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Absolute masterpiece. No notes.
Red plate with apples, caramel, Brie, mozzarella balls, and string cheese.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A very happy #Caturday from this handsome little devil #catsofbluesky
Handsome orange boy laying on his right side, hoping you’ll draw him like one of your French girls (or pretending he’s the world’s most interesting man). Snuggled on top of a quilt on top of his human.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’m not sure what any of us did to deserve having Dolly Parton in our lives, but I’m so glad she is. She’s always working to make this world a better place, and I hope she feels all of our love and appreciation today. #MakeDollySmile
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I love that after months of financial decline they were like, “Yeah, we’ll double down on that.”
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
WHO IS DOING THIS AND SEND THEM HERE FOR ME TO SLAP THEM
The opening credits for Cheers with a “Skip Intro” button
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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a woman in a purple dress is talking to a man and says `` i could vomit just looking at you '' .
Alt: a woman in a purple dress is talking to a man and says `` i could vomit just looking at you '' .
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’ve been keeping myself informed by reading the weekly reports from @ecdc.europa.eu instead and doing my best to spread the word. I’m thankful there are agencies like this that can still do the work without our crappy government’s interference.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The level of exhaustion after working election day is crazy, but one thousand percent worth it knowing I helped people exercise their rights, and I will fight for those rights until I am ejected from this mortal coil.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Selina, probably: MY LITTLE “BROTHER” IS ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
But does she have her travel documents in order?
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I feel so guilty being able to escape. It says a lot about our society that anyone should feel guilty of finding an escape for an evening.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
You should check out r/hydrohomies. I like hydrating as much as the next guy, but yikes.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Me every god damn day:
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bob 's burgers bob is driving a car with his mouth open .
ALT: bob 's burgers bob is driving a car with his mouth open .
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Oh hey, cool, we’re doing The Running Man. Who knew @stephenking.bsky.social could tell the future?
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Forgot to post little miss angry bones today! She was perched on the couch and we were slow blinking each other. I thought, “Let’s see if I can give her a pet,” and reached my hand out slowly. I made it two whole feet from her before she swatted and growled. Silly girl! #catsofbluesky
Pretty calico and white kitty perched on a grey recliner, once again wondering why the wrong human is here and if she is going to be murder/death/killed or not. Same pretty calico and white kitty perched on a dark grey sofa by a window looking very much less suss and less concerned about murder/death/kill and more concerned about how she can maybe eat me.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
So much hockey, so little time.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You’re reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?
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a cartoon of a woman in a red shirt with a star trek logo on it
ALT: a cartoon of a woman in a red shirt with a star trek logo on it
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Obligatory Not My Cat™️, but went to check in on this princess yesterday and she was clearly expecting her humans and then saw me and was like NOPE. We are making progress though as there was no growling or hissing. Small victories?
Gorgeous calico/white cat, part way down the steps realizing I am, in fact, NOT her human.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Thinking about recent hockey history tonight watching the Caps/Canes game and I bet John Walton is having an absolute blast right now.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is exactly what courage looks like, and I hope that any of us could be so brave in the face of oppression.
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Anxious Raccoon @shealamort.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
How does he not know who Ovi is? I thought he loved Russia. Vlad’s gonna be pissed.
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