Sign in

Shea Hey

@sheahey.bsky.social
61 followers 218 following 711 posts

220, 221… whatever it takes

PostsRepliesMedia
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is like calling the principal because another kid said you weren't cool. Except you're 60 and in the Hall of Fame.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
JMU leaving the Sun Belt for the American is like ditching your buddies who are turning an old seafood shack into a casino to go work in commercial real estate for your girlfriend’s dad.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
from a financial and strategic standpoint I get the move, but man vibes wise? The Fun Belt is just a way better hang than the American.
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are gonna lose Deuce and it stinks.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
clicked for the express purpose to shout out Mama Smash but happy to see you quickly amended your list.
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a Knicks fan I of course have feelings about Wemby but this dude is 100% right on this. (and pretty much all his other social standings as well, he is a good man)
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thomas Earl of Gainesville probably deserves a spot. Man cranked out 3 minute perfect rock songs for decades.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 20 second guitar solo.. best piece of music the band has ever produced. (the opening riff to Dope Nose is a close second)
021
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 20 second guitar solo in "Tired of Sex" to open the album, complete with River's scream, is the most metal moment of the 90's - all done by a very non-metal band
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
re: Lakers - might be slightly overstating the values of Sexton, Grimes and Thybulle, just a tad. I don't know, I just think if they were winning players they'd be on winning teams who actually tried to keep them.
020
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One thing not enough people are talking about - the idea that this ad was supposed to be a spoof on "Obsession" and it isn't even close. If it was, you have the dude saying 'No no no no" as he walks, and then does whatever. It's so f***ing easy and obvious and these dolts whiffed.
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU is real bad
101
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And Perry - the holy trinity
100
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Winwood putting in the work to prove that white dudes named Steve can have a little soul on occasion.
110
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Loving this whole series. But cmon - this is the Deuce game. Jalen gets hurt at the 0:47 mark and Miles check in and never comes out. That is bananas. (Also more on Bluesky and less on that other hellscape please)
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
even if you don't like them, calling the Dead a "boring-as jam band" is an incredibly lazy take.
100
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Went to FSU from '94–'98, so hating Spurrier was basically a graduation requirement. Twenty-five years later, I've realized he had life pretty well figured out: score points, play golf and talk shit.
040
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
fair enough.
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
directed at Godfrey not you - ripe for takes, he just picked a bad one
100
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh all the shots to take at Jets and Giants collective history you chose this one? This is a NY Jets Bubby Brister Era level of a take. That house Eli built comes with 2 trophies.
210
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
real heads remember
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Solution:
11371
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Would instantly solve problems. One in each town.
Dazed and Confused Emporium
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds about white
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
NEITHER IS WIDOW'S BAY. (I said what I said, miss me with all the Parks and Rec comps. PnR had actually funny people saying funny things)
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
don't disagree about the culture that has sprung up around them. But real facts, Oppenheimer was awesome, Boogie Nights is still the best thing PTA has ever done, and TWBB is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. Sure, DDL is great and all, but snooze city.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is great. So long as he doesn't become a complete asshat like Hollinger after the fact. Good on you Timmy!
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He doesn't know ball.
020
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You don't know ball.
060
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
as a big fan of your book and you (parasocially) I'm begging you not to be weird about this. The couple seems happy, their wedding was super cheesy cause they are both giant cheeseballs (and nothing wrong with that), their friends had fun, that's all that matters.
100
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Knicks opened a portal to the good place
0270
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if this opens for the door for most honest conversations about youth sports (which it won't sadly) than I'm all for it. I will start. The freakishly good athletes at 7 and 8 will still be the freakishly good athlete at 15 and 16 - doesn't matter how many private lessons you get for little Johnny.
1230
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'd argue they are still short if their plan is real minutes for a dude whose entering year 20 in his career and hasn't been a picture of health for a while.
100
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Have to believe this is tied to bringing Mitch back. This FO doesn't miss on stuff like this so if they let Huk walk for $1M extra there have some other moves to follow soon.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rob Mahoney hive stand up
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For the 10-15 games they will all be healthy at the same time - yeah, it's gonna be awesome. But Kawhi is 35 man. Hope it works out for y'all.
020
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
well at least through Simmons you can probably meet and hang with CR, so that's a win.
110
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
so per the article, Portnoy lured Rusillo away and left Simmons scrambling to find a new partner for his Sunday night NBA pods and he landed on Zach Lowe, i.e. the pretty much universally acknowledged best basketball analyst alive. Yeah, I'd say it worked out fine for Simmons and The Ringer.
110
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
kid was redshirted no doubt.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Venn diagram of people who take issue with trans kids playing sport and those who absolutely would "redshirt" their kid so he can be a 15 year old 8th grader playing against kids who are still 13 is a perfect circle. But please do tell me about biological advantages and gaming the system.
081
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
that's how I feel. He got the ring for him and us. Now it's good luck and god bless. Get that bag son, just not from us.
010
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
will always remember this. Truly magical. He's a special dude - who also plays about 20 minutes per night, can't play B2B and can be coached off the court with Hack-a-Mitch. Will always have love for Mitch Rob but good luck to the team who roll the dice with a hefty bag and visions of him starting.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They don't know ball. Not a single one of them. Even this former college athlete.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In this economy?
050
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'd like to think that Tom Petty, were he still with us, would have told his long-time collaborator to fuck all the way off with this nonsense.
070
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What confuses me is that he also produced "Wildflowers" which is a masterpiece. Petty was a world-class bullshit spotter so his relationship with Rick was always a bit odd to me.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Brock Aller stans stand up!
110
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
disagree. the days of one guy leading a team to a ring are gone. Miami has Giannis, Bam and who else? Takes at least 8-9 guys to win these days.
100
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
in all seriousness. Bucks have some fun young dudes (Rollins, Ware, Jaquez), can move Herro for even more picks. package 10 an 13 and move up to grab a PG and all of a sudden they are a frisky play-in team vs. whatever that slow funeral march was last year. Not terrible.
000
Shea Hey @sheahey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Nicholson Says Yes
ALT: Jack Nicholson Says Yes
010