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Shayne Tod Slaughter

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'Notebooks out, plagiarists!' "Currently cookerless due to continuing cable connection conundrum. Recent relentless precipitation problems persist, making baking bothersome thru waterlogged wiring..." #MDANT

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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 17h
Controversially, I'm stunned and shocked. Who'd have thunk it?!
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 17h
Actually...I have no problem with West Ham or their supporters, having grown up with a family of them next door and friendly banter with those I've met since. It just fitted well into the opening lines of one of Sir John's most famous odes.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 18h
"Come friendly bricks and rain on Bow It's full of West Ham scum, y'know..."
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 18h
I'm sure Sir John was part of F-Troop in 1972 🤔
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was just thinking that Stoke were the only club that ever get a meteorological reference when mentioned, but then remembered Brian Moore noted a rainy afternoon at the Den as "Millwall weather" on The Big Match one Sunday. Oldham are sometimes called for having the coldest ground. Any others? 🤔
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whilst wandering around the area before attending a gig at The Corsica Studios recently, I couldn't help but notice that the area almost exclusively caters for students and a large far Eastern clientele, with lots of Chinese restaurants. A lot different than the Aylesbury estate it has replaced.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure it'll all be fine 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks, Rob 👍 I intend to
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The ultrasound lady also said that I was 'full of wind...' See? Smith wrote a song for every occasion/medical condition!
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Received by my good vibe reception faculty. Thanks, Tracey 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fatty liver, apparently. Not the greatest nickname I've ever had 😐
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks Matt 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks Anthony. I'd like to say 'I'm made of harder stuff' but the fact that I'm in the waiting room says different! 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks Niall. Like the inside of my head, I'm sure they'll not be finding anything 🙂
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Robert De Niro Points at You
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Kenneth Williams & Hattie Jacques: Ooh Matron!
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💊 💊💊👍
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#FallFriday No selling carpets fo me today. Off to hospital to look at my insides. Need a nurse. Maybe not Una! 🙂 "In the land of finance retail Slippy floor In hospital Talk taken On the land I'm ninety-five percent more inside..." youtu.be/h-3OoNtTBhY?...
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had enough chances to win it 🙄
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remind me of that when they're putting the burning tyres on us! 😀
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We'll be run outta town on a rail! 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
7 of yours on mine. Much as I like The Beatles, I only have a few singles. I know I will be making myself (even more! 🙂) unpopular here, as I've never mentioned it, but I've always singularly failed to understand the popularity of Dexys. Not that it ought to bother anyone. But it baffles me.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In no order and will almost certainly change tomorrow:
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Captain Kirk's Agreed Nod
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently the age when 'Middle' ends and 'Old' begins when I looked it up the other day. For a friend, of course...
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Triples S1: Seoyeon's Funny Face
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No 1 in what I suspect will be a series of one: #Workitemsthatlookrude
An elastic band on the floor at work, forming a phallic shape, not done on purpose. Honest.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's too much going on for the average ear to hear. It's a rarity for me. A song that still fills me with joy and sadness in equal measures.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angle of inclination. An hour after the sun has dropped beyond the visible horizon, it still bounces back off of high clouds, no matter that the light source is out of sight. Although I know the science behind it, that pales into insignificance against the sights it produces It be purdy 👍
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ooh, nice one Toby 👍
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Used to love to push down the button that got the whole kaboodle spinning as a kid. However, I'm sure that the stench that it gave off had a level of it's own in Dante's vision of Hell 😐
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ouch! Speedy recovery wishes 🙏
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm only surprised that she hasn't dislocated her shoulders, such is her self-congratulatory own back-slapping over achieving the fantastic sum of nothing at all.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do like a Rotty 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was listening to a whole load of Swell Maps today. Seen them a few times recently, too.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was just about to mention 'Out': another great TV drama from the 70's, which also featured Tom Bell. Rarely repeated.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of their finest 👍
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#FallFriday For those on early release: "They rang and rang but I never went down When people ring I never go down All metal walls now I'm sent down And they're putting me away but I'll be back someday Putting me away but I'll be back someday..." 📸 Tom Sheehan youtu.be/KcXGkseqae4?...
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got me at it again, too! I watch old videos of theirs on a regular basis.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not my area of expertise, tbf! Read it in one of the many biographies (the Jerry Hopkins one) of the man. Who knows?
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hendrix proudly upstanding in the centre there, we're told.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You wouldn't use it as an opener, would you?
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me too. I was so very pleased with myself to have such a funky vibe to my bedroom. Went well with my South Sea Bubble double denim jacket and flares outfit (not actual item).
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cat's perogative 👍🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Especially the hole in the wallpaper 👍
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...says a young, cartoon Roger Moore whilst wearing a tie made of my 1972 bedroom wallpaper 🤔
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Thinks'?! 😋
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great song. Great band 🙂
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His mistake was to come back out on stage to remonstrate (shouting & v-signs) with the skinheads after they'd already come off due to the increasing hail of bottles heading stagewards. Finally copping one to the head, he got hauled back off by someone who knew when to call it a day, to big cheers 🙄
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only saw Bad Manners once: a quite notorious gig at The Electric Ballroom in late '79. Doug and the boys were ok. Things didn't work out so well for Echo & The Bunnymen on the same bill. They got bottled off stage by skinheads who'd turned up to see Madness. Ian McCulloch caught one in the face! 😬
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Shayne Tod Slaughter @shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nah, me neither. Had my own thing going on. As everyone else were dying theirs, I already had the black hair that they were trying to achieve, so I stole a march on them. Didn't do the leather jacket: couldn't afford to. Did the creepers, though. Then the 2-Tone thing came and I jumped ship 🙂
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