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Shay Hoffman

@shayhoffman.bsky.social
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meme from Nightmare Before Christmas. Character says “Jack please, I’m only an elected official, I can’t make decisions h myself!”
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*dazed blinking*
Poll results for Texas showing Talarico up 5, Hinojosa tied with Abbott, and the generic ballot at D+2
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LOOK AT THIS PHOTO
Representative Justin Pearson (a Black man) is blocked by the white Sergeant at Arms from entering a meeting about redrawing his own district.
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Me after spending time on Al Gore’s internet today:
Yellow SpongeBob SquarePants leans his hand up against a wall while blowing his cheeks out and looking tired, standing on green grass
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Timeline cleanser
A floppy eared west highland white terrier stands on a light wood floor, looking at the camera.
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I will never stay home.
A round sticker that says “I voted in Dallas county” on a gray t shirt with a gold necklace in the photo
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It’s giving
Photo of Star Wars villain, Cad Bane, with red eyes and blue skin under a wide brimmed hat
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Screenshot of a post from Molly Ploofkins, South Florida television schedule, showing a circled showing of “Escape From Alcatraz” with the caption “guess what was on tv in south Florida on Saturday night…”
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Timeline cleanser:
A west highland white terrier 8 week old puppy, stretched out on a small decorative pillow, looking at the camera.
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I mean…
Kate Middleton, in a red and white dress, bashfully smiles at Justin Trudeau upon meeting.
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I always receive this comic within a few hours of leaving town.
Four-window comic of a purple dinosaur wearing headphones, playing a Nintendo switch, saying “Girlfriend’s away for the weekend” in the first, “I can do whatever I want!” In the second, looking sad in the third; and saying “I want to hang out with my girlfriend” in the fourth.
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Shay Hoffman @shayhoffman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Reference from Fight Club
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