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shaygitz

@shaygitz.bsky.social
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If I blocked you it’s because you disable comments or you post a link to your own paywalled Substack or you’re pimping your book/movie/cartoon art. Or you’re a loon. Especially if you’re a loon

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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 5h
Sure?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 7h
You mean “I don’t want to play in your yard”?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 10h
Sidown. That’s all I heard in school
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 13h
Every Slinky I ever had ten minutes after I got it
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 22h
It’s slinky, it’s slinky For fun it’s a wonderful toy It’s slinky it’s slinky Something something girls and boys
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 22h
“Lobsters and steaks on the Secretary” 🙄 Yeah, all the secretaries and carpenters and salespeople and janitors and streetsweepers and cooks and…
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Eww Ick: Funny Disgusted Face Reaction
ALT: Eww Ick: Funny Disgusted Face Reaction
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I gotta see more of that
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They don’t look violet to me 🤷‍♂️
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, but you were unable to keep North Africa from invading France. Nobel denied 😉
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would be even better if it were the TN Supreme Court
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you see Germany and France fighting anymore? Well, do you?? Yeah, thought not…
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Spongebob: Job Well Done!
ALT: Spongebob: Job Well Done!
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fox is right
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe some detail’s been sacrificed in the downscaling
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’d have to be insane to put a data center in SF
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…and exceptionally straight hair.
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Um, is that the right picture?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because he has too much respect for the office
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J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And she wasn’t arrested. One of the perks of being a woman
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How about we pay down the debt first, and invest the interest savings in those and other worthwhile projects
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank Christ
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are they purple when it’s balanced?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just stop
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oof, that’s a tough one. I only found three
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That water got dirty in a big hurry
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Nina is there but there’s no number next to his signature
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Later, when he felt up to it, he ate everyone
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, I thought that was going to be handled on Day 1. Before, even
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheers for “Let ‘em take out Los Angeles”. Who ARE these fucking people?!?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Prison won’t be kind to JD
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem is, it’s not at all embarrassing to the people who should be embarrassed by it
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What could possibly be more evil than violating banking laws??
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“If I dOn’T gEt EvErYtHiNg I wAnT tHeN nObOdY gEtS aNyThInG”
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Especially
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not expecting a lot of sense to be made by one who publicly calls to arm the homeless
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, I heard this in 2024 🙄
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Media is a BUSINESS, and Trump was good for business. People tuned in to see what outrageous thing he would say next. When Biden was elected and grownups again ran things, viewership dropped precipitously. Couldn’t have that
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
42 minutes, at £408 a pop 🫪
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Awesome. Except they look nothing like tiny, fluffy white rabbits
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Except the one that did
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sheer volume of their output turns me off. Three or four a day and not a lot of difference between them
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve never seen anything quite like that either
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You just work on getting rid of those two jerkoffs you’ve got
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nope
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a pedophile thinks you’re a scumbag, well— that’s not good
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reacher reference, or just chance?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Canadian what now?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, what could go wrong?
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In other words: boom Thank you for playing Amy Klobuchar to all the Eric Schmitts in this thread. You couldn’t fill a thimble will all the NFL knowledge in BlueSky, but there sure are a lot of people who feel qualified to opine on it 🙄
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shaygitz @shaygitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But all these experts in this thread think he should still be playing 🙄
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