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Shax

@shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social
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Grand Duke & Great Marquis of Hell. Married to Varney. Mother of three; my twins 'Day and Bel, and my youngest Miracle.

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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
*She nods.* "I'll never know if I don't try I suppose."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"That's true, maybe I'll chance my luck and see what Aziraphale knows. He's bound to pay visits to his bookshop from time to time."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"I'd like to know, of course I would, but what difference does it make now? Would knowing who I was before and why I joined the rebellion change anything about who I am now, who I've become?"
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Well, maybe. But he'd probably think I was going round the bend, I reckon. Even if Crowley knew what I did back then, it's impossible to tell when he's being serious with his constant use of sarcasm."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"I'm just saying, considering our history, I highly doubt that Aziraphale would be up for answering questions about before the war with me."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Miracle is more likely to get answers from him for me than I would."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"He might think I've gone batshit crazy or lost my mind like Gabriel did with the amnesia."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"Aziraphale? I'm not so sure I'm his favourite person that he'd answer questions about before the war."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"Hey, asking questions leads to trouble. Also, I can't exactly walk into Heaven and ask Angels, can I now?"
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Hm..." *Shax is thoughtful.* "I wonder if I had any part in that though, the garden, I mean or Adam and Eve. I know Aziraphale and Crowley both played a major part in it."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Oh definitely. I mean they've known each other since the Garden of Eden, that's a very long time indeed."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Well, I heard it didn't go well when Aziraphale told him about his promotion, but we'll see what happens." *She shrugs.*
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"Hm, not officially, no. If they were, I'd know about it, but we all know they've been pining for many millennia now. Perhaps Beelzebub and Gabriel getting together will help nudge them together more, but only time will tell."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"Miracle keeps calling him Azi's grumpy boyfriend." *She chuckles softly.* "Even though they're not officially an item."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"She befriends the most unlikely of beings, but she has yet to warm to Crowley from what I hear. I don't think he's very good with kids like Aziraphale seems to be."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Yeah, she has already proved me wrong many times. I still can't believe she has befriended Aziraphale of all people."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"I know she's powerful and far more advanced than we could have possibly imagined, but at heart, she's still just a naïve, innocent little girl."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"I haven’t heard anything from Yeshua in a while..." *She sighs.* "I'm still not sure whether I believe his prophecy about Miracle."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Plus, she's more powerful than others downstairs. I mean her abilities are off the charts because of her hybrid blood and all. It would be far too dangerous for her."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"It's the only home Miracle has ever known and I would never want her to live in Hell like we had to."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"Well, it hasn't been mine for that long, but since I met Varney, it has been."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"Well, I have to admit that I've become rather fond of Earth in more recent years. I wouldn't like to see either side do anything to destroy it and indeed, humanity. I've come to call it home."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"Well, I personally can't remember, but it wasn't my idea to rebel in the first place. Lucifer did whatever was necessary to convince others to join his rebellion, but I get the feeling those of us who rebelled were never really content with how Heaven was being operated."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"Yes. Yes, it is. But Hell and Heaven have literally always been at odds with each other."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"The second coming, you mean? Yeah, we're aware they're up to something on that front. Don't sweat it, somebody unexpected will turn up and save the day like the apocalypse. The anti-christ was Earth's unexpected saviour in the end."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Eh, not my problem. Crowley is probably just hanging out in his bookshop all the time. Actually, maybe not. That Muriel Angel isn't the brightest."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
*She shrugs.* "No one expected it from Gabriel and Beelzebub though. They weren't as obvious as Aziraphale and Crowley, I mean. Speaking of, I wonder how that one will pan out now Aziraphale is their new Supreme Archangel." *She smirks. Yes, Shax totally revels in that type of gossip.*
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Why thank you, I do try to exude that aura. Of course, you've never really seen me mad except from my odd rants about Aziraphale, but you have to understand that was entirely business. He was harbouring a fugitive Archangel after all."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"They can't really say that to me now. I mean they can, but since Beelzebub made me a Duke, most of them are more afraid of what I can do if they say no to me." (Shax is definitely proud of the fear her title instills in lower-ranked Demons).
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"Well, only time will tell, but I'll do my best to get to the bottom of this. I kniw I'd be curious too if I was in your shoes."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
*She shrugs.* "Well, you can thank me again when I come back to you with answers because I will, Drace."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"Thank me when I find the answers you're looking for."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"Well, if I find anything out about how or indeed why you turned into a Demon, I promise I'll let you know."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"If I've learned anything from the long millennia in admissions, titles get you everywhere. The words Grand Duke make a lot of younger Demons afraid of you and scared Demons do what they're told as they know what the consequences are if they disobey." *She says grimly.* "I'll do my best."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
*She nods.* "I understand, I will take your warnings into consideration. I just want to help you if I can. You're a curious case and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued by your circumstances. As your friend, I want to assist in any way I can."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
change how I see you now. But if you'd rather I don't go digging, I understand. I'm sorry if I've overstepped."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
*Shax gives him a look, very much a "Do I look like I haven't seen difficult shit before?"* "Drace, you do realise you're talking to the Demoness who has seen a lot of shit. I've admitted countless souls to Hell, every gory detail is in this mind of mine. I promise you that knowing your past won't+
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Well, if you'd rather not know, I won't go digging, but I do know my way around files considering I worked in admissions for many millennia. I'll do my best to find something out about you."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Well, do you want me to work my magic downstairs? I am a Grand Duke of Hell and I am the Queen of gossip too."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"Well, you're the only one I've ever come across, but it doesn't mean there aren't any others."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"Peculiar. I don't know any other humans who have turned into Demons like you. I didn't think it was possible..."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
*She frowns.* "But I don't understand. Plenty of humans make deals with Demons and none of them wind up one of us, no matter how much torture they endure. I wonder what made you different from the rest?"
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"Were you..." *She pauses. Apologies if Shax has already asked him this. If she had, it has slipped her mind.* "Were you human before?"
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"Yeah, time passes weird in Hell. I agree with you there."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"How long have you been Demonic for exactly? I mean as one of the original fallen, I'd like to think that gives me some level of respect over the younger Demons."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"For my age? Respect your elders." *She chuckles softly.*
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"Excuse me, it's still considered rude. Even a Demoness can be offended by being called ancient even if it is the truth."
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Oi, that's no way to talk to a lady!"
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Well, I can still remember the dinosaurs. Fuck, that one does make me sound positively ancient." *She chuckles softly.*
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Shax @shaxdukeofhell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"I'm going to sound ancient for a second, but I can remember a time before even rotary telephones existed."
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