Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 50mI continue to maintain there is no functional difference between "can't read" and "don't read." 010
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You could get into pretty good shape bench pressing that hair. 020
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"This is how I, a normal human male who is definitely not AI generated, eat watermelon at a very unsanitary and unreal-looking picnic site." 020
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They scored more than twice as many points this week! 000
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Perhaps the greatest oxymoron in baseball history. 000
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I liked his healthier brother, Salad Maldonado. 000
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Get a bucket of chicken: Have a barrel of fun! Goodbye, ho-hum! 010
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think you mean Tiny Testicles. That is his "real" name. 000
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Iron Man, Iron Man. Does whatever an Iron can. Press your clothes, any size, Steams out wrinkles before your eyes. Watch out! Here comes the Iron Man. 270
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why have they been lying to us all these years? 110
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry, but your line was, "no, just spots." Good news about them being gone, though. 000
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Never have liked any cereal with marshmallows. Lucky Charms, Alpha-Bits, any of them. 010
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Time to throw shoes into the machinery. Or, better, billionaires. 030
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He doesn't deserve all those letters. Or any, really. 010
Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So many interesting little neighborhoods in Pittsburgh. 000