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Shawn Weaver

@shawnweaver.bsky.social
2.8K followers 712 following 2.9K posts

Lover of baseball, science, and Jesus. And lots of other things. Based in WV

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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 50m
I continue to maintain there is no functional difference between "can't read" and "don't read."
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You could get into pretty good shape bench pressing that hair.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Working both sides of the street.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Sure, we'll take your money."
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"This is how I, a normal human male who is definitely not AI generated, eat watermelon at a very unsanitary and unreal-looking picnic site."
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SMDH
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They scored more than twice as many points this week!
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A man ahead of his time.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perhaps the greatest oxymoron in baseball history.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not very, I suspect.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hard-hittin' Mark Whiten.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is not a drill!
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eek!
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did he pass.....suddenly?
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I liked his healthier brother, Salad Maldonado.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the little things.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, Cinnamon Coke. It could work.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get a bucket of chicken: Have a barrel of fun! Goodbye, ho-hum!
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think you mean Tiny Testicles. That is his "real" name.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ask your hairdresser for what now?
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because biscuits are awesome.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's Ironing Man.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes you do. Rock that look.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mixed with a little ketchup.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But......it could be?
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iron Man, Iron Man. Does whatever an Iron can. Press your clothes, any size, Steams out wrinkles before your eyes. Watch out! Here comes the Iron Man.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's horrifying.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An amazing talent, exquisitely expressed.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because of course he was.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now you're just making me mad.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why have they been lying to us all these years?
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, I remember.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Duda, Duda.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TMI
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It all has to do with the Hoosier Daddies.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry, but your line was, "no, just spots." Good news about them being gone, though.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Have you seen a doctor?
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Skipped leg day.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never have liked any cereal with marshmallows. Lucky Charms, Alpha-Bits, any of them.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And pain is all around.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's theft all the way down.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Time to throw shoes into the machinery. Or, better, billionaires.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nothing that should be legal.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So many choices, I can't decide.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is bad, just not AS bad.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
...or could they???
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He doesn't deserve all those letters. Or any, really.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So many interesting little neighborhoods in Pittsburgh.
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Shawn Weaver @shawnweaver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew you were you all the time.
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