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Shawn Robare

@shawnrobare.com
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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts. I run PlasticRocketPop.com

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 3h
That time I bought an old Trapper Keeper with rad Halloween Prism stickers from the 80s inside…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
Tis the season…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
A night we’ll never forget…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
I also rented a hotel room…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
I’m ordering the steak…and lobster…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
Showing up to date night with @shezcrafti.com wearing this…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
It's a good era...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 03/10/2026
It’s so dumb. I love him. But it’s still pretty dumb. Why wasn’t he named Dial Tonello?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
If our railing is sincere enough then the Great Pumpkin will come and watch our kids for a night so @shezcrafti.com & I can have a date night. I believe
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
I mean, I could hide away in Logray’s nostrils, that goes pretty hard too…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
Process pic…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 02/10/2026
Day 5 RAWR I’m gonna start charging commission rates (I’ll take hugs and cleaning his room in lieu of payment…)
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026
I feel seen…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026
The real question is are you a Jo with a pony tail person, or Jo with a lion’s mane?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 01/10/2026
Day 4 I think this got lost in the coloring…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026
Day 3 putting drawings in my son’s lunch… ngl, was a little proud of this one…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026
Is your Wednesday ghoulish enough for you? No? Well how about a brand new episode of the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social! This week co-host @paxholley.com introduces @michaelmay.bsky.social & I to Hammer’s Twins of Evil from 1971! cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 30/09/2026
This is me having another fight with my previous employer who are trying to yet again (3rd time) to screw me out of $2,500 they owe me. It's cool. I guess. #2026reallysucks
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
When you're You Can't Do That on Television image memories dovetail so well...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
Me too! Just got my son the 6ft one for his upcoming birthday…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
The Clickbait model seems to be working on the same one as grief apparently. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. We are we going to get a bunch of articles that appear to be written by Eeyore?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
Day 2
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
They even prophesied the Wednesday outfit from Addams Family Values!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 29/09/2026
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 28/09/2026
My son came home from kindergarten with a serious case of lunch-envy, not because other parents were packing better food, but because the kid he sits next to at the table has a dad who puts a drawing in every lunch. Not to be outdone, let’s see if I can even the odds. Day 1…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 27/09/2026
👇🏻 Broke out the fancy kid’s book for tonight’s @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social recording with @paxholley.com & @michaelmay.bsky.social…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 27/09/2026
That’s not all he brought… Or should I say barely contained…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 25/09/2026
The worst
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 25/09/2026
So much that I care about what happens to this guy after the film. Is he still shlubbing watermelons for hot-dancing folks at parties?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 25/09/2026
Can I get extra points for seeing some of these multiple times? <looks at list again> I’ve only seen four of these once, and 20 of them I’ve seen 3+ times. This isn’t a brag, maybe more of a wakeup call…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 25/09/2026
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
They have an opportunity to do the best thing ever with the extra straggler pieces…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
Waiting on my pre-ordered copy of Ke Huy Quan’s memoir, but already seeing folks talking about an incident at the SAG awards where one of his heroes (he doesn’t name the dude) mocked him before he won at the ceremony. Internet sleuths have pinpointed the jerk tho, and boy his face needs a punch…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
These guys endorse it…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
If this cup were a house… www.reddit.com/r/80sdesign/...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
With or without Bocce on the front?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
I think we all this this on the brain
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 23/09/2026
Creepy Afternoon folks! @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social drops the Hammer…on Hammer Horror as co-host @michaelmay.bsky.social takes a moonlit stroll in the graveyard with @paxholley.com & I to discuss 1970’s gothic neck-biter The Vampire Lovers! cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 22/09/2026
Is it weird I empathize with Mama Fratelli the older I get?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 22/09/2026
THAT’LL SHOW THEM MICE!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 21/09/2026
My Pet Monster got a new friend from Target this weekend and they’re inseparable now…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 20/09/2026
Ghost-white, pumpkin-shaped vinyl edition of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown score by Vince Guaraldi? Why yes, yes it is…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 19/09/2026
Now spinning, some classics to come down off of kid’s birthday hijinks…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 19/09/2026
Though I am similar, try a Famous Dave's pickle, or one of the Wickles brand and it might convert you...
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 18/09/2026
Not gonna lie, dressing them is a perk…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 18/09/2026
Treated myself to a new backpack after 10 years with my old one…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 18/09/2026
Probably a lot. Customer to Usher: “Excuse me kind sir, but the poster promised a dapper Wolfman in a bowler hat. That did not occur, and thus I request a refund, post haste…” <in Italian>
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 18/09/2026
Fine art Friday This giant ass Italian Monster Squad one-sheet that’s roughly the size of a dump truck and has very questionable design, character & horniness choices. I love it so much and can probably never hang it. I had two copies, I donated one to the Wolfman’s Got Nards doc for set dressing!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17/09/2026
For real this time, found my urn…
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