Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why do the algorithms keep showing me ads for automated cat litter boxes??? I don't even have a cat. 011
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ever hear a porn actress saying "daddy," and wonder if their ACTUAL dads ever watch the video? 🤔 #thingsthatmakeyougohmmm #shitithinkabout 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How many fluid ounces in a pint? How many yards in a mile? How many slugs in a... what even is a slug??? This whole "Americans don't understand the metric system" thing is bullshit, because we know the metric system WAY better than we know the "American" (actually British) system! 100
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How have I lived in the United States of America for over fifty years, and yet I STILL have to look up how many fluid ounces in a quart every time?! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Has anyone ever made a sex education book for young people that actually talked about how to ENJOY sex? 101
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Took over an hour to get home today. Is every road in PA all under construction at the same time??? 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Does anyone else think that the face on the bottle of Keith's Hot Sauce looks like the Angry Video Game Nerd? 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hypothesis: All "sexy" outfits are based on subversion of some outfit that was originally meant to be prudish. 001
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why is the solitaire app on my phone wishing me a “merry Christmas?” It’s only fucking September!!! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Say what you will about AI-generated content, but how else am I going to see what I would look like as an anime character? Learn to draw?! LOL 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think the breast augmentation surgery industry missed a real opportunity by not circulating a notion that attraction to small breasts is probably an indicator of latent pedophilic tendencies. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"You can feel special without feeling superior." ~ Me, probably 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If vampires don't show up on camera, does that mean androids can't see them? 🤔 #thingsthatmakeyougohmmm 011
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Extremists think that everyone who doesn't 100% agree with them is an extremist for the "other side." If you're socially/politically moderate, you get called every kind of extremist there is. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It is a factoid that the word "factoid" means "an interesting little fact." 001
Reposted by Shawn RavenfireUltimate Classic Rock @ultclassicrock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard dies at 77 ...ultimateclassicrock.comFrank Beard, Drummer For ZZ Top, Dies at 77Frank Beard, the drummer who helped hold ZZ Top together for over 50 years, died at 77 at his ranch in Richmond, Texas, with family by his side. 810138
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If firefighters were like politicians, the Democrats would give a speech about the need to put out the fire while watching the house burn down, and the Republicans would throw gasoline on it. 010
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Left my water glass on the table when I left for work this morning. Came home to find a dead fly in it. No signs of foul play, though. 010
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The first person to fill a power vacuum is typically the last person you want. 010
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 06/08/2026shawnravenfire.blogspot.com/2026/07/thin...shawnravenfire.blogspot.comThings I'm Sick of HearingHere's a simple list of things I'm sick of hearing people say, and why: "Kids today don't know how to use a rotary phone." ~ First of all,... 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I don't like the saying "Everything happens for a reason." I prefer to say "Everything can become an opportunity." Quit acting like every time I turn a negative into a positive, it was somehow predestined. How about a little credit for creating my own outcome? 210
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just got my new figures from Jujubit! So awesome! 😁 120
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This Fourth of July, I want to remind everyone that FIREWORKS ARE DANGEROUS! Be careful! Don't do anything stupid with them! 010
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 30/06/2026One of the great mysteries of life is why people keep referring to the movie "Weekend at Bernie's." It's the most mediocre movie that people for some reason never stopped talking about. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Remember when people used to set of fireworks ON the Fourth of July? Not for a period of several weeks before and after? 010
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My thoughts on the new "Masters of the Universe" movie: No note! Perfect movie! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Is it my imagination, or is there a recent plague of attractive women making videos about how hard cis-het men have it? It's like everyone at once took a bunch of extreme 90s feminism and said, "let's do the opposite of that." 010
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Is anyone else getting really tired of hearing people say "rut roh?" 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’m so sick of going to work, that I’m going to….. continue to be sick of it, because I can’t think of another option. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026All morning, I'm wondering why my volume keeps getting so loud on my headphones, only to realize that I'm sitting on the volume control! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Has anyone filed a missing person report on the sun? 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I hope everyone who celebrates has been having a wonderful and blessed Beltane! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I never realize just how much my perception of time is shaped by the angle of sunlight, until a really cloudy and dark day like today, and it feels like time isn't even moving. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Taking the rest of the day off work to wait for the plumber. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I was going to go see the new Michael Jackson movie, but it rained all day, and I didn't feel like walking to the movie theater. Maybe next weekend. Or I might end up waiting until it comes out on streaming. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Happy Shakespeare Day! #WilliamShakespeare 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I hate it when I fall asleep on my day off, and start dreaming that I'm back at work! :-( 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Earth is such an interesting planet. Not to brag or anything, but I happen to be from there! #EarthDay 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm too complicated to understand myself or too simple to understand myself. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Sounds like quite the party going on across the street! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 17/04/2026There appears to be a phenomenon in comedy which I have decided to dub "the rubber-chicken effect," in which a joke or a sight gag gets a laugh only because people recognize that it as a familiar joke, despite no one actually being able to explain what made it funny in the first place. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 17/04/2026You know what's stupid? When someone says that such-and-such "is such a weird-sounding word," and then, in order to prove their point, they start repeating that particular word over and over in a silly voice. Well, no shit, EVERY word sounds weird if you do that! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Hypothesis: The reason people like posting on social media that the reason people like certain things is because it triggers a dopamine reaction in the brain's reward center is because posting this fact on social media triggers a dopamine reaction in the brain's reward center. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 17/04/2026You know what's cringier than a man dating a woman half his age? A man (without being asked) actually EXPLAINING why it's better to date women half his age. And yet strangely, there seem to be a lot of social media blogs and vlogs of guys doing exactly that. Not a good look! 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Conjecture: There are three types of male porn actors: 1, the jacked guy trying so hard to look cool that he almost seems bored. 2, the dorky guy who thinks he's there to perform comedy. And 3, the guy who you never actually see or hear, because he's 95% out of frame. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 16/04/2026And so concludes the one week out of the whole year that I was running neither the space heater nor the air conditioner. 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Was Family Circus ever supposed to be funny, or was it just supposed to be cute? 🤔 000
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Did you ever notice that when you buy a pack of men's underwear, there's always exactly one bright red pair? I feel like there's some great purpose for the red one, but nobody wants to tell me what it is. 100
Shawn Ravenfire @shawnravenfire.bsky.social · 02/04/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSVN... 100 Years of "The Bat!"youtube.comTHE BAT 1926 (1080 BluRay)YouTube video by Sci-Fi N Horror A Go Go 000
