Sign in

Shawn

@shawnino.bsky.social
2.2K followers 881 following 4K posts

"And the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity." Lake Wobegon, MN

PostsRepliesMedia
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who gets the dog? Never mind.
120
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like, the guy in 2009-2016? Too late.
politico.com
Trump says only guardrails that AI needs is ‘STRONG AND SMART’ president
The president is trying to shut down a growing push for AI regulation, amid calls from leaders to slow the production of artificial intelligence.
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Boston Cream Pie
020
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*mumbles something about De Gaulle on a balcony in Quebec City* Morons, both.
bbc.com
Donald Trump: A united Ireland would be 'fantastic' says Trump during Irish visit
Trump made the comments during a meeting with Irish leader Micheál Martin, but Downing Street says it will "stick to the Good Friday Agreement".
120
Reposted by Shawn
Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
475239114327
Reposted by Shawn
WilliaSkip @williaskip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
241
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not sure we want him out. Would be nice to win WH in '28. I'm in no mood to give JD Vance 12-24 months to pretend to voters that he's vaguely somewhat normal--or 12-24 months to be as evil as Trump but to think before he speaks. We impeach at our peril.
111
Reposted by Shawn
🌸Juls🌸⚖️ @jmeyer24.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#Blues
041
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More sweet equal-op offending by Paul Dallison "Of course, Trump famously doesn’t drink, let alone take drugs. His body is a temple (albeit a temple that’s been turned into a McDonald’s)." "Jean Nicot de Villemain ... introduced smoking to France (which means he’s basically their national hero)"
politico.eu
Don’t take the red pills with Trump’s face on them!
The U.S. president’s face is everywhere, from illegal drugs to overpriced money.
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well, #blues, even the GOP can't live with Kegsbreath...
thehill.com
Hegseth headed for clash with GOP senators as frustrations grow
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is on a collision course with GOP senators as key lawmakers have major concerns about the turnover of senior staff, the lack of a clear plan for ending the Iran wa…
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Open question for #blues and others: Trump has plans to campaign in battleground states. Does this help the GOP hold more seats by getting out the vote or Should the DNC offer to pay for his trips? My guess is Trump in swing states is the Dems' secret weapon, because it's Trump...
396
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The interesting thing is that just because a person flees to a country without an extradition treaty. this does not mean they can't be extradited. Most receiving countries would want rid of ctiminals, especially if it threatened a trading relationship...
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Welp, looks like Harry and Me Again have run out of cash.
100
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There are worse choices. Sarah Huckabee. Sean Spicer. Whatshername who never did any briefings. At least Trump isn't picking any of those. Oh.
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Of all the impersonators, this ine was the best. They told me, Sir, this impersonation is probably the best ever. That, I can tell you.
politico.eu
Burnham exchanged messages with impersonator of top Trump aide
The U.K. leader believed he was communicating with White House chief of staff Susie Wiles.
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If this whole episode stops journalists from pretending Trump is not batshit crazy and evil, maybe it's worth it? #blues
020
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fans of the Portuguese national #soccer team, rejoice. Six, seven years too late is still better than never.
bbc.com
Cristiano Ronaldo retirement hint: Real Madrid, Man Utd and Al-Nassr legend could be in final year as player
Cristiano Ronaldo says this season will probably be his last as a player after a glittering football career.
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I won't be sad Binface lost--I'll be glad he came as close as he did. Farage having to spend his summer arguing for a job against a bin, that's the gift that keeps on giving.
politico.eu
Farage paints himself as local Clacton hero in battle to beat Binface
Analysis of Reform UK’s £10,000 spend on online ads in Clacton by-election reveal a mix of anti-establishment rhetoric and more prosaic matters.
152
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a gy, both funny and astute. My fave quote attributed to Will Rogers: I don't belong to an organized political party--I'm a Democrat! #blues
1147
Reposted by Shawn
#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me too #FuckTrump #FuckPutin #Blues
3226
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm old enough to remember when 'pillow talk' was more pleasant...
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He's starting to get down in the "percentage of people who think Elivis is alive and working at the Foodland" territory... #blues
052
Reposted by Shawn
🦋 Betsy 1776 🦋 📎 @bandroll.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Can’t argue with this! #Blues
1613461
Reposted by Shawn
#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
popular.info/p/update-cbs... WTF #CBS! Repost #Mamdani #NYC #Blues
popular.info
UPDATE: CBS News reverses course, airs story on 9/11 families supporting Mamdani
Last week, CBS News New York falsely reported that “thousands of 9/11 victims’ families are asking New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani not to attend this year’s solemn remembrance ceremony.” The articl...
104832
Reposted by Shawn
#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So disgusting 👇🏻 🤬 #Blues #AbolishIce
75859
Reposted by Shawn
Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
465130812269
Reposted by Shawn
JB @jenexpresses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Contact @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social or @bandroll.bsky.social , Gang.
066
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No respect. No respect at all. Even as a kid, I got no respect. Parents toss their babies in the air and catch them. My parents tossed me in the air and walked away. Doctors and nurses gently slap babies when they're born. They took one look at me and slapped my mom hard.
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm old enough to remember when POTUS and the stupidest guy in America were two different dudes. #blues
182
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But what about hamberders? Oh.
020
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
RFK cooking show. Ep. 1.: Himalayan Porcupine. RFK skins, poaches porcupine while explaining he found Himalayan on the side of the Interstate. I'll get my coat.
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Last week: Donald Trump rails against the evils of big scary #Communism. This week:
thehill.com
Commerce Department quietly announces 7 new equity stakes in private companies
The Department of Commerce quietly announced this week it will designate more than $870 million in federal incentives for semiconductor manufacturing in exchange for a minority equity stake in seve…
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Next on Food Network... :Grin and "Bear" It"
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thoughts on Eddie Howe from those supporting #NUFC? I think they've lost a good'un...
210
Reposted by Shawn
Captain Su boo ru Baja blas @coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yes Mr Sherman Everything stinks
041
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Curling is a great game. The Spirit of Curling is a philosophy to live by.
000
Reposted by Shawn
Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Iran launched several attacks at multiple targets in different countries overnight. Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.
20683151764
Reposted by Shawn
Joshua Tait @joshuatait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I had great fun writing this for The Bulwark, combining the type of conservative intellectual history I relish with culture commentary and some (sub-)Devil's Dictionary-type gags thrown in for good measure. How the Tech Right Learned to Love Mordor open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com
How the Tech Right Learned to Love Mordor
The history of the American right’s long romance with J.R.R. Tolkien, from earnest fandom to arms-industry branding exercise.
26126
Reposted by Shawn
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh how the cultists used to cheer at his campaign rallies when he said this.
499144065408
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Never mind that it's this clown. Having the FBI Director in Russia under current circumstances is not clever.
politico.com
FBI Director Kash Patel plans Russia trip
The plans come as the U.S. and Russia have failed to come to terms on ending the war in Ukraine.
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lie down with dogs, get fleas.
politico.com
'They're trying not to pay their bills': Sherrill unhappy with FIFA as World Cup wraps up
Mikie Sherrill talks about New Jersey's World Cup moment, FIFA and Donald Trump: "I just took him to court."
001
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"I can't believe it's not Communism!"
cnbc.com
Voters wary of government ownership in companies as Trump administration takes equity stakes
About half of voters believe it isn't appropriate for the U.S. government to own stakes in companies, a new CNBC poll found.
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Murders will continue until the objections cease. I am a very stable genius."
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ah, the Beria treatment.
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That halftime show was a complete utter torrent of shit.
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nuts to that
thehill.com
Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday announced a new effort to annually screen service members’ testosterone levels and offer testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), framing it as a way to k…
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Potentially more useful: universally co-ordinated (airplane) time. Same time everywhere. It's 4:29pm here now, so it's 4:29 everywhere. Only drawback is the nominal problem for some of eating breakfast at 0pm to get to school at 11pm. People would adapt.
010
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Archaeologist meets Germans while on sabbatical during the Depression. Nightclub owner in Africa assists immigrants to board plane. Man ponders loss of wooden sled. (Those are a few. I can't really think of a boring description for my other favourite, "Buttfuck Sluts Go Nuts! vol.7")
000
Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This Elvis might be photoshopped into this.
010
Reposted by Shawn
Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 12/07/2026
Oh, hey, Lindsey Graham is dead. Anyway...put this on his tombstone. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
821849