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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball

@shawnde.bsky.social
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
peak
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know why Pope Leo is so fucking transphobic when we all know that at Level 34 he's gonna turn into this:
The Pokemon Primarina
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mike @wetlick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tomorrow's board game night and i get to play ruins for the first time ~
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
living on a college campus means i can't get dick whenever i feel like
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A fuzzy white lamb with soft pink ears relaxing on a sunny patch of grass, eyes closed with a smile. Photo via samiam101 on Pinterest
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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A peaceful black Ouessant lamb resting on green grass. The lamb is facing the right. Photo by Erwin Bosman
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ig it's fat or whatever #FCF
Lying in bed with an erection
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dump water on her gross ass feet
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#f1af00 if we wanna be a jackass.
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The kids at my school are using yikyak to be racist I hate it here 😒
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DBD Killers need to be fucking put down like dogs tonight. Just slugging every fucking game it's SO boring....
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My iphone asking me if i want 3 free months of fitness+. No, but you can have 3 free months of fitness+ size dick in your ass. Fuck outta here with that bullshit.
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Two fuzzy white lambs resting in a green field side by side, slightly to the right of the frame, looking in the camera's direction. Photo via Just Sheep
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
God i wanna suck dick real bad
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who's there?
A curious sheep with white fleece peeking through a rustic wooden fence at a farm. Photo by Vlad Nazarov
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a three panel comic

the first panel has a man who says “man i’m so hungry”

the second panel features the man’s back and a crudely drawn Samus Aran looking at him with a worried look in her eye

the third panel features a low resolution screenshot from the Metroid Ravenous trailer with the caption “how hungry…”
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That tracks.😁
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me with evercold
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm lacking my meds and I'm sure as hell feeling it.
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Ben McEntee @benmce.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mage
Illustration of a sci-fi wizard wearing blue armor and colorful robes.
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FFXIV Reddit @redditffxiv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Apparently this person was READY for BST" by DupeFort redd.it/1waqzxp
FFXIV Reddit
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
could you imagine them connecting horizontally too
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FFXIV Reddit @redditffxiv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Pokemon Trainer Y'shtola (art by @potion_lilac)" by Gorotheninja redd.it/1w9byiq
FFXIV Reddit
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two white lambs resting on brown grass in a sunny outdoor setting. Photo via Peter Steele on Pexels
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
need a fat fuck balls deep in me right bout now
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
you know they have a good as locktober together
Chrollo from hunter x hunter chained up by kurapika in the backseat of a car
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me when I get home from classes.
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bluesky users STOP FUCKING TOUCHING AI
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not as old as your generation actively ruining everyone else's lives including the planet while you're on here playing the fucking victim. Stfu forever.
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nvm I found time 🫠. Happy #FCF
My boner
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Fat Cock Friday to all. Might participate later but who knows. I wanna see your crotches badly~
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kurt maloney flexing mhmhmhmhmhm
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*sigh* think about dick again
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not by using dogshit ai dumb fuck
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not by using dogshit ai dumb fuck
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not by using dogshit ai dumb fuck
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Critical thinking would've given you your useless dogshit Ai answer. You're just too lazy to think for yourself glue eater.
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Using dogshit AI to make a corny political post isn't a win you fucking dipshit.
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stealing from artists using dogshit AI to speak up about socialism. Yall are actually so fucking dumb it hurts. 🫩
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Go ask an artist for a commission. We don't work for free. Or better yet, since YOU want the corny comic so badly, YOU draw it yourself you lazy dipshit. Till then, STFU
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yall fuck with my collage?
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Sheep Daily 🐑 @sheepdaily.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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A flock of Valais Blacknose sheep walking single file across a green field. The tops of their heads are dyed pink from rubbing against freshly painted feeders. Photo via Instagram, taken at Cannon Hall Farm
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
can you wesker faggots stop playing that dogshit killer
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artdecade @artdecade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Last I knew this guy is a massive transphobe right wing instigator piece of shit, that may have changed idk but I keep seeing his shit rtd into my tl so jsyk
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orrery @orrery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kim Lip Instagram post
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petfinder names @petfindernames.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a Petfinder screenshot of an adult male Californian bunny named "Patrick star"
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Shawnde, aka Emerald Jade Green Ball @shawnde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
PLEEEEAAASE add me on discord cause I fucking hate this fuckass website and need to leave it.
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