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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food

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unfortunately, none of it makes any sense. A graphic scene of horses consuming an elderly couple will unsettle many readers

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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 4h
i need a new hobby. along with the time and energy for a new hobby
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love the placebo effect <3
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's practically below freezing and the ice cream truck is still turkey in the strawing me in the distance >:(
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
last time i had to charge my flashlight i was like as long as i put it [unreadable], i will definitely know where to find it next time :( surely i will never forget to look [unreadable]
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
being moderately less busy, a little less tired, and equally bored is very dangerous
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there's going to be a nor'easter this weekend, but there's also going to be a library book sale this weekend 🤔
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i need a second night's sleep
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me when linguists bring up attention-directing
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme. I don't even know what this is from
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm convinced that if there was some magic library that stored all the data nobody's ever recorded and you could go in and ask the librarians "how many menstruating people have ever gotten the full recommended daily iron from food"
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reading killers of the flower moon having heard of but not seen the movie = every time a white man shows up i'm like 🧐 are you leonardo dicaprio, which is not a species of paranoia i've ever felt before except when watching the departed
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me, looking at the news: i wonder what an "ameba comecerebros" is 🙂 me, después de usar por un segundo lo que es alimento para las amebas comecerebros: ☹️
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every day i get emails
Screenshot of the subject line of an email in my inbox, which reads: "Bog bodies. Sacrifices or Executions? (PDF)"
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when you destroy and betray your ankle for nothing, you will think you can no longer dance really badly when cars go by blasting music. but you can actually dance even worse if you just keep one foot off the ground the whole time
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i woke up and it's winter 😭
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i feel like at least 80% of my confusion with french nasal vowels is purely orthographic. which letter is this sound trapped in? what the hell do you mean like seven of them? (remembering i speak english) which i support,
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's genuinely tragic that i'm the only person in the world who mostly likes hearing other people's shitty phone speakers blasting away on the bus or the subway, and i'm also mostly unable to ride either at the moment. such a waste
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i went for a restrained little walk yesterday (short distances and turtle velocities), and i feel so much better in every way except my ankle. it's like going on a group vacation with one person who's absolutely miserable no matter what. and is ... stabbing me occasionally?
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
tiny child at the river today was enchanted with the canadian geese and tried to follow them into the river as her dad was like nooo!! they both had good points tbh
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i think i've finally found a fruit that's too sweet for me (gum drop grapes). they said it couldn't be done
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kid outside the grocery store: why is it raining and the sun is shining at the same time? parent: that's life 😐
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i feel like a cat who's never been fed before ever but for me it's that i've never slept before ever. i've never been awake in my life. i have only ever known a hideous gray in-between state
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
deploying forensic techniques to determine if i already took a melatonin
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i love having a pair of haircutting scissors and very low standards
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what if we all start posting to social media exclusively in future tense second person
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
apparently they invented choose your own adventure american girl isekai while i wasn't looking??
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i think under-eye cut creases should come into fashion. stop being cowards
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my body is a machine that turns caffeine into nothingness. that shuttles caffeine straight into the eternal void
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lately i've been buying a cheap used book whenever i get overwhelmed with stress. oobh i got plany off bookshelf space
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
browsing books half asleep will get you really excited to read "the horse of mirth" but you will not be able to do this :(
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i love to eat vegetable slime #myslime
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
literally every time i drive the other cars have gotten bigger. stop it
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
not, like, inexplicably, but this book cover looks so fucking ominous
Grainy image of the cover of "The British Empire: Sunrise to Sunset" by Philippa Levine, a close-up of the Union Jack lit from behind by reddish light that looks like a sunset.
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
like two days ago i was like where's the late summer bug choir? :( where's all the screaming? where now the horse and the rider etc? and today the bugs are screaming their little heads off
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my seeing the ocean sims health bar is so low right now
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i've only seen three centipedes so far this summer but each has been the size of belarus
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i think i need to eat salty food so i don't start to faint when i stand up, but i need to stand up to buy salty food :(
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's not friday
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i fell asleep on the couch just now for like 15 mintes during my lunch break and woke up not sure what day it was
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it's actually helpful watching something where the spanish dub and the spanish subtitles are two separate translations and i'm pretty much always simultaneously getting two distinct ways to say something. however it is also a good way to lose your mind
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
someday i'll get a full night's sleep again
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
studying the classics www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVa...
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{YTP} ~ 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole [CC]
YouTube video by DaThings
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i need to take a nap where i start dreaming that i'm taking a nap again. it would fix me for at least 20 minutes
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#uspol one of the stupider elements of the culture wars is worrying about what subjects are going to become salient to the evilest freaks in the country if normal people express prosocial feelings about them, and what's already doomed to be a fight no matter what
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i need to be posting to the microblogging site orangesky right now for verisimilitude
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i love being curious about things
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
couldn't find my wallet to order a covid test, started freaking out that it might have fallen out of my purse during an errand, decided to use the credit card inside my couch for the test, found my wallet had fallen in the couch. this is why you should always keep one credit card in your couch
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
people don't realize this but aldous huxley's brave new world was originally spn rpf
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sorry i'm still complaining about the same book: "Similarly [to codon diversity in DNA], the higher the number of phonemes in a language has, the more that can be said. Or at least, one can express things in a more nuanced way."
Smoking Ben Affleck tired and disgusted with bad linguistics (the writer of this book isn't actually a linguist but Ben feels that work published as science nonfiction should still meet some kind of standard)
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i understand why people find genetic evolution to be a useful metaphor for anything that changes under pressure over long periods of time, but the book i'm reading is getting a little silly with "language is a virus." language is something people do, it's a virus to the same extent badminton is
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Beverage Moxie Nerve Food @shati.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
is "friends" a type of palace drama
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