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@sharpiesnail.bsky.social
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puzzle master 🧩 | 23 | Butch that loves butchers and eating salmon 🔪🍣 | DNI proship and shed ❌ | Just cross posting here for those leaving twt

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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#mikesky
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Howdy! I’m Snail. I’ll try to cross-post more here… sharpiesnail.straw.page
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Assorted Pippins tomfoolery
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Strawpage request! #battat
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Pari tries on his costume! And immediately gets it taken away 🎙️🧸
Battat blushes as he holds him arm and glances to the left. He states to Pari “Okay. I'm letting you try it on. I know we're just horsin, but I expect a certain level of professionalism from you, okay? I don't need you makin' more of a bozo outta me.”

Pari wears the Motormouth costume on the right side and sticks out a cartoonishly long tongue on while hopping in the air in Pippins fashion. They shout “BLEHHH I'M MIKEEE I'M MIKEEE HEHEHE” in a goofy manner while stretching out their arms.Battat has now tackled Pari to the ground and is deeply pink in the face with flustered feelings. He lifts the Motormouth costume head above himself as he yells angrily, “HARDY HAR HAR, VERY FUNNY. NOW GET OUT.”

Pari is below him, wearing the costume except for the head, laughing hard with a faint blush and a wide smile as she giggles out “WAHAHA!! YOUR FAAAACE HAHAHA!”

Battat can only respond by stuttering and demanding “QU-QUIT LAUGHIN’, YOU BONEHEAD!!!”
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! #polymikes
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Happy Jongler Juesday!! #jongler #battat
Jongler stands holding a copy of The Muppet Christmas Carol as they turn to Battat, who sits on a nearby couch. Jongler states “Ay, boss. Today’s movie is gonna be, uh, The Muppet Christmas Carol!”

Battat then snickers with a silly grin as he jabs, “Pfft-! I didn’t think you’d like a baby movie like that!”The next panel is a close-up of Battat’s face that shows him laughing more and saying “Even Kris doesn’t watch The Muppets anymore!” Battat then continues the teasing by stating “I mean, I guess that makes sense for a rubberbrain like you, mi-heh!”The final panel is a similar frame to the previous panel, except Jongler is now ominously looming next to Battat with a PISSED expression. The scene’s lighting is now darker as Battat ignorantly glances away, not knowing he will soon face the wrath of Jongler.A chart asks “Who’s Your Favorite Muppet?” Headshots of each of the Mikes correspond to a respective Muppet that is also drawn as a headshot, with Battat choosing Kermit, Pluey choosing Gonzo, and Jongler choosing Rowlf. 

Under Battat’s sweaty expression, a small caption contextualizes that Battat “doesn’t care about muppets” and “is just scared of jongler’s wrath”
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It’s time to…?! What’s a PIPPINS doing in that THING?! #battat
Unconsumed Battat crawls out of his costume’s mouth and provides a nervous smile. The costume’s arms reach up, clenching its fingers as if recoiling in surprise.
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It’s time to SHOUT! It’s time to SIIING!!! #battat
Costumed Battat shouts with his mouth wide open as he holds up a microphone and waves an outstretched hand upward. Within his mouth, you can see his uncostumed eye peeping through. The background is a blue and white checkerboard pattern.
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Some sleepy scribbles… he’s singing Gamble Gamble, Little Pippins 🎙️🧸
Several digital doodles fill a white canvas. The sketches show Battat and my Pippins OC Pari doing assorted activities together like getting cake, smothering Pari in attention, standing, and making stink faces.A digital doodle shows costumed Battat singing into his microphone with a smile as he lifts his arm. Pari is next to him, fast asleep as she holds to a blanket.
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My TV is PEEVED #Tenna
Tenna from Deltarune stands on a platform shaped like his star attack in a messy pen sketch. He smiles cutely with his arms stretched downward and his coattails stretched upward as he calls for “MIKE!” cheerily in a cute dialogue bubble.Tenna is now facing upward, yowling with his fangs out and nose up like an upset Peanuts character in a messy pen sketch. He howls “MIKE!!!” with an explosive dialogue bubble.Tenna is shaped like a Kirby-like creature with yellow feet and white paws as he rides a yellow warp star in a colored digital sketch.

Above the sketch are two uncolored sketches. The left sketch is the Tenna creature replicating his “Smash Cut” attack while the right sketch shows a less than flattering side profile of the creature.
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Also! I’ll still be posting my selfship content here :-) Will tag it same way I do on twt and might as well get started with a few pieces I love of them! 🎙️🧸
Costumed Battat holds up another Pippins named Pari by her legs. The two are smiling and laughing together. 

The scene is joined by a banner of walking Battat and Pari chibis, a slumped Tenna plush wrapped by an uncorded microphone, and a pair of dice. One die is a green Clue die, the other is a mint Yahtzee die. 

The backdrop is pale green with white polka dots.Uncostumed Battat muses about new theories and scratches his chin as Pari stands nearby, writing down notes and ideas. Her fascination is shown through her nodding and smiling.

The backdrop is a green question mark-themed pattern with two black aspect ratio bars that are stylized to contain parts of Battat’s theory board such as red string, Polaroid photos, and written theories.Pari holds a massive Golden Tenna Statue above her head as she runs forward with a giddy smile and a sly wink. Costumed Battat stands in the background and points at her with an accusing finger as he yells, growing red in the face from anger and exertion.

The background is a carpeted segment from TV World, with one long strip of red carpet and surrounding carpet reminiscent of the kind found in a movie theatre or old bowling alley.
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Cookie
Battat as a gingerbread cookie with a silly smileThe same cookie with multiple bites taken out of it
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Howdy #miketwt good to see y’all
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Snail @sharpiesnail.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Howdy! Here’s my strawpage sharpiesnail.straw.page
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