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@sharpeflatte.bsky.social
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#HHOC #HHRP account penned by jan (she/her) <3 a duo of french performers who died in a freak accident at the circus they called home. or are they truly a duo at all..? #MDNI

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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
flatte walks over and picks up sharpe's head, rejoining her to the body. her feminine head looks tiny atop the massive frame, but it's definitely a match. "...can we move on, please?"
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
// @voxtechoverlord.bsky.social js making sure u saw the whole thing twin <3
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flatte walks over and picks up sharpe's head, rejoining her to the body. her feminine head looks tiny atop the massive frame, but it's definitely a match. "...can we move on, please?"
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
// thought i should clarify, i only repost my own stuff so it stays at the top of my feed, i'm not tryna rush anybody! <3
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˜”*°•𝓑𝓔𝓝𝓓𝓨 𝓝' 𝓟𝓐𝓛𝓢•°*”˜ @dancingdemon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"trains."
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// thought i should clarify, i only repost my own stuff so it stays at the top of my feed, i'm not tryna rush anybody! <3
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// this is her roundabout way of saying she's a trans girl who grew up in a really shitty scenario where she'd be homeless and out of a job if she came out. she herself has no issues with her body, but she's worried everybody will keep calling her a man if she doesn't keep up the charade.
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
see why i does it! i don't exactly got a feminine figure, and while I don't got an issue with it, it caused a lot of issues for me before i got here...nobody wants to see a travelling circus with a muscle-man who plays piano and wears bloody skirts, for cryin' out loud..."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
underneath the coat, she's completely nude. because there's nothing under it. it's just a mish-mash of joints and musical instruments, which she's puppeting because her head is attached to it. she frantically tries to grab the coat, but fails. "FINE! flatte ain't real...it's only me. but ye can +
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flatte's hand is perfectly normal, and matches the rest of hid body. but sharpe's gloved hand has wierd proportions when looked at up-close, almost like it's a poor attempt at recreating a hand. the glove itself is attached to sharpe's coat by a piece of leather, meaning it could not be removed +
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
without removing the coat first. sharpe is clearly very worried, and is trying desperately to change the topic. "v-very nice office you've got here, mister vox..."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
flatte's hand is perfectly normal, and matches the rest of hid body. but sharpe's gloved hand has wierd proportions when looked at up-close, almost like it's a poor attempt at recreating a hand. the glove itself is attached to sharpe's coat by a piece of leather, meaning it could not be removed +
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"I-I SIGNED FOR HIM!" gurl that doesn't even make logical sense, his hands work fine. in her panic, she nearly slips one of her gloves off for some sort of dramatic gesture, but catches herself and puts it back on.
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"yeah! sharpe, (she points to herself) flatte (she points to flatte)!" running out of excuses there, girl...
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sharpe starts laughing nervously. "what? wh-what gave ye that idea? flatte's clearly got a manly, robust figure, and i'm all slim n' curvy n' womanlike! we can't possibly be the same!" her huge black coat looks real suspicious right now...
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"of course!" she notices there's two places to sign, and she starts sweating. she says nothing, and signs the name "SHARPE FLATTE", as in flatte being a last name. flatte himself also seems anxious, and refuses to sign it at all.
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"o-of course, mister vox. it won't happen again." flatte nods in agreement, despite the fact nobody was talking to him.
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"it's...quite complicated, i'm afraid." she sits down on a nearby bench. "i've only just arrived here, and i've already backed myself into another corner..."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"o-of course, mister vox. it won't happen again." flatte nods in agreement, despite the fact nobody was talking to him.
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"oh i just um...you seem like a very nice man, and i was wondering if you could give me some advice. i've seen your face all over the place here, so i kind of assumed ye were important...i-i can go if you're busy, mister."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"what's our part then, mister vox? do you have a song request? we only perform a certain kind of music, but after our little mishap i'd be willing to make an exception."
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"...stardom? sir, we...we just want to entertain people. and to make up for our little...first impression. but...maybe we could use the money. what do you think, flatte?" flatte seems to think about it, before doing that wierd shoulder-nod-thing again. he's on board. "alright." she turns to vox.+
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"really? oh, that's wonderful! thank you, mister telly! just tell us what we gotta do, and we'll do it!" flatte leans forward a little and then straightens up, which is clearly his version of a nod.
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the woman follows him. she's clearly not an expert stalker or anything, she keeps tripping over things and running into walls.
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- a woman in a large black coat that covers her entire body is watching him from a distant corner. she has a trumpet through her head where her right eye should be. -
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𝑨𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓 @staticdxmon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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"really? oh, that's wonderful! thank you, mister telly! just tell us what we gotta do, and we'll do it!" flatte leans forward a little and then straightens up, which is clearly his version of a nod.
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"oh, alright!" "flattieee!" this massive thing walks over, carrying an entire grand piano and attached pipe organ on his shoulder like it's a pillow. he plops it down and plays, and the two perform this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgn8...
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"oh, i'm sharpe, dearie! like the musical note, yaknow?" "i'm a singer, and me partner, flatte, does the instruments! given the poor lad can't exactly sing himself. right pity, too...he was such a beautiful singer before we died."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[ sharpe is staring longingly at an old poster of some kind. ]
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ooc foaming at the mouth because i have the BEST backstory for sharpe and flatte but i can't fucking reveal it until somebody figures out why sharpe never lets anybody see below her neckline /silly
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"oh, i'm sharpe, dearie! like the musical note, yaknow?" "i'm a singer, and me partner, flatte, does the instruments! given the poor lad can't exactly sing himself. right pity, too...he was such a beautiful singer before we died."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
sharpe turns around to face the stranger. she's a woman with a trumpet through her head where her right eye should be. she's dressed in really wierd clothes for a sinner, especially a performer. everything below her neck is completely covered. "oh! hello, dear! did ye need somethin'?"
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[ i can't hold it in any longer raaah. there's a reason sharpe dresses so wierd, and it's the same reason that flatte never has his head. if you somehow convince the two of them to stand in front of each other, you'll get it! ]
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"we ain't exactly busy, mister, so whatever ye had in mind works!" sharpe is making sure not to stand right next to flatte for some reason.
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- flatte is alone this time. he's trying to figure out how to work one of alastor's radios, since he figures he might be able to use it as a head. -
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sharpe, ever the dumbass, does not infer that he's referring to her. "ooh, that IS clever! and right pretty!" she claps her hands like a kid in a candy store, but it doesn't make any sound since she's wearing gloves.
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the two enter. sharpe is about the same height as vox, but flatte is easily double vox's height. he has to crouch just to fit through the door. sharpe speaks up first. "hello mister! y'know there's like, lights on your floor! right lovely, it is." flatte sort of just stands there, unsure of this.
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flatte knocks on the door.
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[ the two of them follow the pathway, with sharpe walking along it like it's a tightrope. ]
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+ in black leather garments from the neck down. none of it is tight-fitting, either. it's basically a dress that looks like it was created specifically to cover her whole body. it's really fucking wierd, especially considering her head is 100% visible. ]
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// @voxtechoverlord.bsky.social sorry i deleted the OG starter i wanted to post flatte's art first [ the duo are standing outside the tower, arguing on whether or not it'd be fine to go inside. sharpe is wearing the opposite of a normal hell performer's outfit, her entire body being covered +
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// hehehe
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// @voxtechoverlord.bsky.social look at him hes just a lil tiny baby
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sharpe looks like she just won the lottery, and hugs flatte. "see? i knew your strength'd come in handy when we got here!" flatte waves dismissively, picking sharpe up and carrying her to the tower. [ dunno if i mentioned it, but sharpe's entire body is covered in clothes. only her head is visible]
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
sharpe snaps her fingers, and smiles. "we been lookin' for a gig! how about we perform for ya, and flatte here becomes one o' yer uh...what's it called..bodyguards? ah, whatever." flatte PICKS UP A WALL OF THE GALA LIKE IT'S MADE OF PAPER and then gently puts it down in exactly the same place.
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// whoever figures out why there's two of them when i said i had one oc gets a cookie
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flatte, not so surprisingly, steps forward protectively. but sharpe stops him, she seems...intrigued? "oh my goodness, flatte look! the bloke who runs the telly is a TELLY!" she seems to believe she knows how to fix this. "you want some o' the profit? we can split it 60/40 if ya want!"
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sharpe freaks out, and immediately clings to flatte. "m-maybe we should've asked who ran the telly program here first..."
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꧁◊✸ Sᕼᗩᖇᕵᙓ + 𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴 ✸◊꧂ @sharpeflatte.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
- meanwhile, right outside the gala, the two are collecting money. they made a damn lot of it, too. sharpe is obviously the one thanking them, since flatte's not exactly talkative.-
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