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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I can count the polygons and textures are muddy. I can't believe they charge so much for this"
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Usually they are referring to model and texture quality. Or as I call them: "Floor Lickers." >Be part of an incredibly well composed scene with artfully placed assets and mastery of color theory. >Stare at some grass as zoomed in as possible: "Texture's a little muddy.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because why have Ground Chuck when you can have filet mignon. (Seriously I unironically love TOTK **And** Nuts and Bolts)
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who remembers this kinda great Wolverine game? I like to remember it was made by Raven Soft, who were the Jedi Outcast team. You could feel they knew how to do satisfying melee combat with **infinite cutting power** weapons and TOO much slow mo. Miss em.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@arlostuff.bsky.social Hey Arlo I mentioned this on stream. Local Chicago Avian Op-Ed Columnist, @ChadTheBird. It's a clip from a larger work on what it's like to discuss media these days. Some adult language! "Whimsy is a tough sell, cuz it's a terror finding joy right now."
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks great. I actually winced at this line here. Love the hard writing in this game.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*Distant lesbian squawking*
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is a fun YouTube description with no context. #Obama #Mythbusters
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I hope someone out there is collecting 2000s era PC Hardware box art and marketing material. It was nuts. It was horny. It had the unhinged energy you usually find on Vans with Black-Light Wizards painted on the side.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Matt Damon should voice a dog in a Homeward Bound remake.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My account was hacked and I went through and deleted all the tweets the bot did, but I'm keeping this one because it's so absurd it makes me laugh.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Does no one at Robinhood see a problem with this little marketing notification? #insidertrading
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Some people think I'm crazy when I say "people used to call Legend of Zelda an RPG." Then some smug bastard comes up to me saying, "Well you are PLAYING a ROLE in this GAME technically" and then I wish upon them to smallest, most cramped Locker.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hey Arlo's dad! Lets do a Skirmish in a Classic X-wing Game sometime. I got flight sticks.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Andy Price always drew this hilariously stylish giant wings for dash, and I wish I had to time to collect all the examples.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Interesting take, that anyone can understand Nintendo. Lets go to Arlo for a rebuttal.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#Zelda #NintendoDirect If Ocarina of Time adds new stuff, there's a lot of potential: "What's THEIR story?" >Emphasis on THEIR. #PrideMonth I want young Zelda on her Ninja Training Arc learning transformation Jutsu.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Bringing people together in the comments! <3
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#NintendoDirect #Zelda There, is that better? Feeling comfortable with it now?
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@arlostuff.bsky.social I want to applaud your excellent Hand-Eye Coordination here. I think it goes under appreciated!
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I keep fucking saying the Dem's need to wake up and use the Ol' trick the GOP love: BIG SCARY NUMBER COUNTER! Make one that says: "US Tax Payer Money wasted by Donald Trump." and it keeps ticking up and up and up, then it has a website on it that links to an ITEMIZED LIST.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#Metroid Hot Take: I love the reveal that this ominous villain, built up this mysterious vendetta against Samus and the Federation... Is a pathetic, incompetent sexist. Got his squad killed defying orders because he doesn't trust "the woman" and is like "Curse You Samus! You got my squad killed!"
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#starWars
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bonus Points: It's an animated series, with a different animation studio for every story, but Lando telling the story is live-action. Get Billy Dee. Get Donald Glover. Get a new actor! Doesn't matter! Don't worry about it as long as they got the spirit.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A bold choice when they edit John Boyega's character on posters in overseas versions to be tiny *But at least they put a big Chewbacca on it.*
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#StarFox Hmm, so they have to render this in that art style as well? Not my thing, but if I can stir the pot a bit here: Some people will be very happy with that.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No one actually likes Star Fox enough to play one because flight combat and rail shooters bore most people. They remember 64 was a graphical showcase, and that brought iconic moments. The fact that it was a fantastic rail shooter on top of that was irrelevant. Rail Shooters will never sell enough
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I finished Andor last night, and seeing as it's May 4th, I figured I'd do a post about a particular crackpot theory I have. MASSIVE ANDOR SPOILERS AHEAD! Indulge in 8000+ characters of some tin-foil conspiracy about a show that is MADE of conspiracy. #starwars #andor #maythefourth #luthenlives
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Aww I can't argue with this. Same age as Slushi. I watched the entirety of MST3K and Whose Line is it Anyway on YouTube in 10 minute chunks back then. I even had a screenshot of my Desktop to show people how ADHD brained I was as I desperately divided up one PC Monitor.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'm screenshotting this as a peak example that leftist in-fighting is mostly caring more about perfectly defining and redefining every term instead of getting any **ONE** thing done.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'm screenshot this as a peak example of leftist infighting that prevents anything from ever getting done.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I like to look at the art style between Fates and Echoes and get whiplash. Apparently it's a bigger deal in Japan that they get "famous" character designers for every game, and that's why the art styles can vary EXTREMELY. Echoes was peak IMO. It's Renaissance Paintings with an anime head.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Wait I definitely rented an Aerofighters on my N64 at blockbuster a few times.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This is Cubone's dad in this skit btw.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The only way Cubone makes sense in pokemon is that it's whole "This is the skull of my mother" sad boy shtick is just an Emo Phase mixed with Japanese Chuni. "Cubone! Come downstairs for dinner, your Mom's waiting." "My mother's dead, I wear her skull for power." "Uh huh that's nice dear."
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This always comes off as one of the most hypocritical "popular" meme among gamers. Think about what this would look like? Charging $70 for a Smaller, Ugly Game, with a small team. When that happens, everyone goes "Uhg I can't believe they are charging $70."
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Oh honey... You have no idea what punishment Train Fans are willing to take. They are into it.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You're right, but one of my favorite "new terms" for this phenomena is the "Goomba Fallacy". I'm sure it has a more academic term, but I'm always pro "change the name if it makes knowledge and critical thinking more accessible."
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I'll get meaner. people buy the PS5 because it's the best Blu-ray player on the Market. Why wouldn't you get a Blu-Ray player that can also play COD and Fifa and netflix? Pictured here: The Killer-App that gets most humans to buy the PS5
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Scarlet and VIolet is good on the distractions, but not too good on "landmarks to navigate towards major POI objectives. BOTW is the peak of it. THey released documents on how finely they crafted the sight-lines. And then they CRAMMED it with "good" distractions like Shrines and camps and Koroks.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
These 4 Reddit Comments are a perfect example.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is the funniest fan war ever to someone who RARELY buys Merch. ...but if I do buy merch it's gotta be DAMN good quality so...yeah it's going to be Lego. *hides Samus Vi-O-La Amiibo* I OWN MOTORCYCLES IN REAL LIFE I HAD TO! I NEVER BUY AMIIBO!
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This Phenomenon: Very popular games that go long enough without a sequel are doomed to have the sequel be panned by a loud minority. 50+ Hours is a healthy playtime for any game. A great sequel to a game most played for 50 hours is going to fail those who played the same game for 1000 hours.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I heard someone describe Generative AI as "automated Illegal Bootlegs" and yeah, that kinda describes it. AI art is like 7 Grand Dad.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
BlueSky trades Twitter's Right Wing Disinformation and AI Porn Bots for Left Wing In-fighting and Real Artists Furry Fetish Porn.
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SharpEdge @sharpedgesoda.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is my favorite cheat code. Low effort. Makes a statement. Starts a conversation on if this is an anti-consumerist statement like the special or if it's pro-consumerist because I bought Peanuts™ merch and it's fake. But this merch is like 10 years old and was $30
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