Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 14/06/2025One of the liquors in my house has gone sour but I dont know which because I put them all in a glass and filled it with Fanta fruit twist. 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Binge Watching handmaids tale has me ready to fight a man. 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Whenever Blue works a 12-8 on Fridays I make us a nice tea and I get a bottle of wine for the night…. Blues still working and the wine is gone. 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I am not remotely patriotic but I’ll admit I slightly felt like a proud mum at the nativity this weekend. 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Me and blue leaving a pub after a couple of pre wrap present drinks to a group of men old enough to be our Das saying “the lezzas are leaving” followed up by just saying scissors repeatedly. On this the anniversary of baby Jesus’s dilation. 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Me trying to get everything boxed off at work. When I still haven’t finished Xmas shopping.media.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " i 'm fine "ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " i 'm fine " 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Because am an idiot and I figured if I start back now I’ll be in good form come jan. hahahahelpmehaha 100
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Went go the gym for the first time in forever yesterday. Now I don’t know if I can stand to get off the bus.. 100
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Thankfully you are so much more gorgeous than someone’s son. 110
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Been a long time since balls have flown at me like that. 110
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Angel I felt this in my soul. Any paid on drinks get some form of bottle you can take home and drink alone by Xmas tree light. It helps 010
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 12/12/2024My Christmas tree lied to me like men lie on tinder. It’s never seen 6ft 010
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Like fix ya milkshake machine and keep ya mouth shut!! 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I’d have been completely dressed and ready at 6.30 just waiting. And girl I took it drunk in Mc Donald’s and have no recollection of taking it! 100
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Is the revolution happening?media.tenor.coma little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it .ALT: a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it . 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The mental gymnastics I did to work out how you even get ready for something that starts at 11pm?! 100
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Baby it’s cold outside. Rest up for the next two weekends angel. 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Couldn’t pick my bio da out of a line up and still never did this my heritage is none of my business. 110
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I am a health Queen might have some dairy (baileys) for strong bones 000
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 29/11/2024So far a glass (half a bottle big glass) of pinot noir 110
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Blue beat Ticketmaster!! So what’s everyone wearing to chain smoke to Lana Del Rey? 010
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Love when the system at work randomly changes to German and I get to flex that German GCSE from 20 years ago. gute Zeiten 120
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Bunch of 40+ Orcas wishing they had kept they dead salmon hat the first time it was in fashion. 000
Reposted by HarlotBeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Never forget the fake stories Coleen Rooney posted on instagram and made viewable only to Rebekah Vardy 1137741
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Today I bought my and the kid Christmas bedding and bought the the dog two pairs of PJs and a hoodie. Today was a good day. 130
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Embrace it. I bought new Christmas bedding today because I got pissed off at work. 010
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It’s like we survived a train wreck. And now we are in the little tinfoil blankets drinking sweet tea for the shock. 010
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 21/11/2024This bastard has been sat on the thermostat and now the heating won’t come on because apparently it’s 22 degrees! 100
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 21/11/2024And I bet you look stunning. That’s the worst thing so many gorgeous clothes I can’t even touch! 010
Harlot @sharpbyname.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Everyone who’s here from twitter are just so grateful. Feel like I escaped an abusive relationship. 140
