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Warren White / The Great White Shark

@sharkofgotham.bsky.social
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How’s it feel being at the bottom of the food chain, little fish?

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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“King of Gotham. That’s a title that’s often fought for. I was king once. But of course gang wars after gang wars. Dead fucks come back to life. Black Mask came back. Fuckin’ Falcone came back. I still hold power. I just got to contend with some fuckheads.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MY BALLS
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I wonder how much Kryptonian guts would sell for?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Warren White for Mayor!”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hope no one is shaming’ fuckers who fuck.
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Probably better smelling than you
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“At least you got some thoughts floating through that dumbass head of yours”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“I haven’t even fucking said anything, you freckled soulless fucking ginger.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“What the fuck”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Fuck you you fucking fuck. I’m for fucking Shark then your fuck ass. Fucker. Fucking pasty ass fucking anime protagonist looking fucking bitch.” a man with a swear jar walks into the room “FUCK OFF!”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Give sharks guns. I’m all for this
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Only suckers pay taxes
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“………Another one? Christ. Does he just have a fucking factory?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
FUCK BATMAN
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Supergirl is listening to you fuck”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Oh you’d think so. But Batman can’t do shit against me. Not with my foolproof strategy. What’s yours? Say I’m Iron Man, blast AC/DC, and feel bad about collateral? Fuck you 4000 or whatever.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“I ain’t a coward. I fuck around with Batman. BATMAN. I just ain’t stupid.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“I’m a fucking gangster from Gotham. I know better to fuck around with Supergirl. Heard she’d a raging alcoholic bimbo. But one who could pull my ass out through my mouth. So…I ain’t biting her.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Next time, hit her with some red solar radiation. Or carry Kryptonite with you. Dumbass. Keep it up and they’ll be calling you Gummy, The Friendly Shark Girl”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Stupid fucker biting someone who’s skin is bulletproof.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Screams are heard outside the room as Warren just stared “Do you have any clue in that dumbass head of yours who the fuck you’re talkin’ to?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Bitch, I’m adorable. Or at the very least, if I pay a bitch enough money, they’ll find me very fuckin’ adorable.” One of his henchmen piped up and spoke quietly “Some men too!” Warren snapped his fingers “That guy. Outside. Now.” The henchman is quickly dragged outside
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“…………Wow. Tell me more. I never knew that. That is brand new information. You’ve shown me the light. My minds eye has been fuckin’ opened. You should write research papers. They should give you an award for your ground breaking statement. Alert the fuckin’ media.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck is this?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Just because I rule Gotham doesn’t mean I’m a /bad/ guy.” distant screaming “Oh shut the fuck up! It’s not like you NEED finger nails!”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“I’ve been in Gotham for a long time. I’ve seen vampires. I’ve seen far worse. You’re…nothing. You’ll be eaten alive. And when that happens? I’ll be sure to display your corpse. And make a profit for people to see it. Half price. Because you seem hardly a vampire.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Motherfucker, I got plenty of standards. I just see a business opportunity and I’d wish to grasp it.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Polycule? Do orgies count?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Are you fuckin’ serious? Anything that bleeds is filthy. How the fuck haven’t you fuckin’ starved?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Fuckin’ Hell!” Warren jumped back and pointed his gun at Basil “Look at it this way. Blood can be hard to come by. And I’m in a business where I tend to have a lot of bodies that need to be disposed of. …bodies with plenty of blood. See where I’m going?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“I’d say clean that up but if someone let a vampire in, we should leave a note on the body. Dig in. Take it with you on the way out.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Who let this fucker in?” one of the henchman raises his hand Warren simply pulls out his gun and shoots the henchman in the head, splattering blood everywhere “Can’t hire good fuckin’ men these days…”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
// the rice weakness some vampires have is so funny to me because it really makes them less threatening if you just spill rice on the floor and they have to count it
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Fuckin’ vampires? Get the garlic. And the…” one of his henchmen whisper to him “…fucking rice? What? We gonna fuckin’ cook them a meal?”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Breaking fingers of fuckers who cross you is common in the Gotham underworld. Me personally? I prefer to feed them fingers.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Maybe I should become mayor of Gotham City. I could pull it off.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Gotta love tax evasion. Only suckers pay taxes”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Shark baiting hooha ah!
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“I got cable in Arkham. I could let you have some too. For the right price.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“I don’t know what could possibly make Black Mask’s day worse”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“……I like your style.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“Harpoon guns are amazing.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
3/10
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You fucking impotent bitch ass fool.
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I got clothes
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
“Nah, it ain’t literal. I’m just a victim of Arkham. This is what happens to a sane person in Arkham. Disfigurement and severe mental damage.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I’m only here for the food. And the crazy bitches. #MerryChaos2025
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
“Oh really. I thought you came out the pussy looking like that.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“Oh look at me. I’m Trickshot. I want a job in Gotham but I don’t even know who the top dogs are! It’s Rupert Thorne, right? Bitch, Thorne has been rotting away for years.”
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Warren White / The Great White Shark @sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“Who doesn’t know who Black Mask is? If you live in Gotham and you hear ‘that’s Black Mask territory’, you know what the fuck that means.”
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