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she/her; 30+; nsfw skeets will always be labelled

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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Universal Soldier" (1992) iykyk
Coloured sketch of an anthropomorphic crocodile man made out of ice cream, chocolate topping, whipped cream and fruit.  He appears dizzy and sweaty.  The text and speech bubble appear to be melting.  The speech bubble text reads "I have to cool down..."
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@kuyalion.bsky.social I did it, I got Mitch to experience the hallucination (Slight spoilers for #BigWalk)
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Made new art of Cold Blood just for a silly billboard in Tomodachi Life
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life.  A drawing of a muscular anthropormorphic crocodile made out of ice cream and chocolate.Screenshot from Tomodachi Life.  A billboard using the art of the ice cream crocodile man to advertise "Beef Cake" (a slice of cake filled with cooked meat).
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time an orange crocodile birthed a baby RoboCop..... (1/2)
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#spoilers #bigwalk @kuyalion.bsky.social @brianydg.bsky.social @ijinks.bsky.social This is what I was seeing that you weren't 😵‍💫
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social @brianydg.bsky.social @kuyalion.bsky.social the best Jamie moment from Big Walk so far
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@brianydg.bsky.social The way you say "what the fuck" makes me laugh so much for some reason
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Look at this absolutely adorable sketch of Kalamansi done by @veepbeep.bsky.social 😍 Thankyou again!!!!!!
Coloured sketch done in a style with similarities to the Sonic the Hedgehog characters.  An anthropomorphic female crocodile with orange and yellow scales and a green spike mohawk.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social I found the creepy moose head. I walked right past it at least twice. It's in the overworld right outside the level I thought it would be in. Enjoy 🤣🤣
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
what the fuck Jax
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I feel bad for Fox in this game
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stacy and her drama continued
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Screenshot from Tomodachi life of various miis having a conversation in the restaurant. Koraidon is saying "It's time to have a serious karaoke session!  Who's in?"Screenshot from Tomodachi life of various miis having a conversation in the restaurant.  Kalamansi is responding "A karate session?  Oh, it's on!  Who are we fighting?"
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social @kuyalion.bsky.social it's weird how in-character the orange lizards are in this game. Kalamansi canonically doesn't wear shoes
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life of various miis having a conversation in the restaurant.  Kalamansi the crocodile is lamenting "My memory has been failing me lately. Yesterday I left my house without shoes!"Screenshot from Tomodachi life of various miis having a conversation in the restaurant.  Koraidon is exclaiming "Where am I?  Who are you guys?"
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm Jaycee?
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I can't believe I forgot to upload the Trunchbull being herself
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I made a new product and a billboard to advertise it Now every time I see my island I laugh at my own stupid joke
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life. A billboard showing a box of tissues labelled "Skill Tissues", and the advertising slogan "Cry About It"
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social @sarriebearsw.bsky.social I'm corrupting her more
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life.  Jaycee, a blue one-eyed cartoon cat, is enjoying a stylised but realistically-proportioned old fashioned revolver
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I remade the island to be shaped like Australia but you can't zoom out enough to see. But it's super authentic
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life.  Newscast reporting on a geoglyph that looks exactly like a can of Victoria Bitter brand beer
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social I've only given JayCee one item
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Then this happened almost immediately after 😂
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I should have been doing other things but instead I made more Tomodachi Life food
Screenshot of a custom food in Tomodachi Life.  A drawing of a salt shaker and an AA battery on a plate.  It is named "A Salt and Battery".
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social it finally happened, someone made the first move on Kalamansi instead
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This was in my phone notes this morning. Apparently I woke up around 3am to write out the Phoenix Wright script I had been inventing in a dream. "Phoenix Wright vs. Moon Murder", featuring the drawing of Edgeworth's smug animation.
Screenshot of text notes reads as follows, with all typographical errors preserved:

The real murderer was actually........... Mr Stupidname!!

OBJECTION!

[stick figure drawin of smug Edgeworth]

Wright you need a history lesson

In all.of humN history only 6 people have ever set foot on the moon, and not since the 1970s (fact che k this)

They were all rigorously trained astronauts who held military ranksScreenshot of text note reads as follows, with all typographical errors preserved:

The missions were months or years in thr making thanks to the efforts of hundreds of thousands of NASA employees

They used the most cutting edgr technology of the time i cluding rockets the size  of multi-storey buildings

..................And you intend to propose that a civilian made his own unauthorised and undetected trip TO THE MOONA crude stick figure drawing of Edgeworth doing his shrug and smug face
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social and by the Trunchbull which is probably for the best
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@ijinks.bsky.social just for you, the continued saga of Kalamansi being rejected, first by her own creator
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm glad @ijinks.bsky.social convinced me to get Tomodachi Life. Look at all the miis I've forced to live together already. You can't name a mii "Potassium Benzoate" because it's too long............ That's bad.
Screenshot of a list of island residents in the game Tomodachi Life.  Smud the default player mii, Kalamansi the orange crocodile, the actual planet Mars, Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park, the angry sun from Super Mario Bros 3, the Trunchbull from the film Matilda, the Pokemon Koraidon (non-battle form), Fox McLoud from Starfox, the chemical formula for potassium benzoate, and RoboCop.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yeah Pokemon wouldn't lie to us
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Yeah good idea! I feel better already 😌 i.pinimg.com/236x/cc/e1/9...
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Screenshot of a Hawlucha with the nickname "Smokin' Joe R"Screenshot of a Tyrantrum with the nickname "Mr. Scumbag"Screenshot of a Sharpedo with the nickname "Cap'n Yarrface"Screenshot of an Excadrill with the nickname "Diggy Diggy Hole"
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy Pokemon Day! As is tradition, let's see what I named my team in Legends ZA.
Screenshot of a Feraligatr with the nickname "Le Krusha"Screenshot of a Dragonite with the nickname "Egg Carton"Screenshot of a Scyther with the nickname "TV's Seanbaby"Screenshot of a Steelix with the nickname "Bonix"
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Also I forgot I made this 6 years ago so now I can repost the same Majima every valentine's day forever #rgg #majima
Drawing of Goro Majima doing finger guns, on a background of pink hearts, with the text "you're the one-eye love" and "to/from", in The Yakuza Font (TM).
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
She is, in fact, a Donkey Kong Country OC, and she's down bad for Krusha 😂
Kalamansi is an orange and yellow anthropomorphic crocodile with a green mohawk and black t-shirt.  She has her hands on her cheeks and a dreamy, blushing expression on her face.  The thought bubble above her head is a collage of official art, renders, models, sprites and screencaps of Krusha, the blue crocodile enemy from Donkey Kong Country.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Who is Kalamansi thinking of this Valentine's day? 🤭
Kalamansi is an orange and yellow anthropomorphic crocodile with a green mohawk and black t-shirt.  She has her hands on her cheeks and a dreamy, blushing expression on her face.  The prominent thought bubble above her head is blank.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Who likes bananas 😏🍌 #scalie
An anthropomorphic male crocodile with a muscular build. He is formed from various flavours of ice cream (white for vanilla, pink for strawberry, yellow for banana, brown for chocolate, green for mint choc chip). Swirls of whipped cream with fruit form the appearance of hair on his head, pieces of wafer form spines on his tail, and rainbow sprinkles are distributed in a pattern that mimics facial and body hair.  There are cherries where his nipples should be and his penis is a banana. He is decorated with a hard shell of chocolate over the top half of his head, and chocolate sauce with peanut pieces over his shoulders, back and tail.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
New character: Cold Blood the Ice Cream Stud. He may be a frozen dessert, but passion burns within 😉 PLEASE check the uncensored version in the replies bc the banana dong is the funniest part. Description etc also in replies~ #scalie
An anthropomorphic male crocodile with a muscular build. He is formed from various flavours of ice cream (white for vanilla, pink for strawberry, yellow for banana, brown for chocolate, green for mint choc chip). Swirls of whipped cream with fruit form the appearance of hair on his head, pieces of wafer form spines on his tail, rainbow sprinkles are distributed in a pattern that mimics facial and body hair, and there are cherries where his nipples should be. Genitalia are obscured by an oversized mint leaf. He is decorated with a hard shell of chocolate over the top half of his head, and chocolate sauce with peanut pieces over his shoulders, back and tail.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I keep forgetting that I did this sketch ages ago. Kalamansi if she were the same species as Gummigoo from Amazing Digital Circus #scalie
Anthro crocodile that looks like she is made out of gummy candy. She is orange with a yellow underbelly and green spines on her head and down her back and tail. Wearing a black tie-front shirt.
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That's actually insane. Seriously. England is smaller than the state I live in (mapfight image attached for scale) and yet I could get on a train from Melbourne to Sydney & back--twice the distance than Newcastle to London--for under AU$200. AUD, which is worth about half what the pound is worth. 🤯
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
[Jurassic Park theme music]
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA: a Tyrantrum, and a trainer wearing a hat decorated with a parody of the Jurassic Park logo, stand next to an NPC whose speech bubble says "life finds a way"
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baked bean lizard @sharkdicks.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I'm never playing Mario Golf with @brianydg.bsky.social ever again
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