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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 27/11/2024

All datasets containing photos of the post I pinned to this public bulletin board must be DELETED The post I publicly posted is COPYRIGHTED PERSONAL and PRIVATE data Failure to do so will result in a CEASE AND DESIST. I will also post it to this board and YES, it will also be ILLEGAL to photograph

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 25/11/2024

Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 02/07/2023

what if we kissed 👉👈 at the roku city product placement mcdonalds 😳

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 14/05/2023

turns out threatening human life is a broadly effective LLM persuasion tactic

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 11/05/2023

i love waking up every morning to outlook’s abject failure to detect even the most glaringly obvious spam

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 09/05/2023

the first congressional bill named on bluesky was just introduced

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 09/05/2023

gm hustlers. let's get these horrifying ancient secrets meant to be disturbed by neither gods nor men

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 07/05/2023

gm kings. let’s get this pulsating amorphous eldritch mass

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 04/05/2023

or have gpt come up with them for you. it's sort of okay at this. prompt i used (text in alt):

The preceding are TLDs I can buy domains for. I am building a paid subdomain service. I wish to offer interesting domains people might want to buy subdomains for. They should be non-obvious enough that they aren't likely snapped up, but should "end sentences" in interesting ways when combined with subdomains.

Here are good and bad examples:

GOOD EXAMPLE

Domain: likespistach.io
Example subdomain: taylor.likespistach.io
Why it's good: People who like pistachios might use it

BAD EXAMPLE

Domain: really.sucks
Example subdomain: mark.really.sucks
Why it's bad: Too obvious; likely taken already.

BAD EXAMPLE

Domain: cozycondo.co
Example subdomain: chris.cozycondo.co
Why it's bad: "Chris cozy condo co" is not a sentence. It should form a sentence.

Now, give me 50 good examples, using a variety of the TLDs above. Remember to ONLY use domain TLDs from the list above!

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 03/05/2023

Pleased to announce Sharklol Capital has joined the DEEP CORP seed round. We pledge to wield our board seat to advocate for ceaseless, cacophonous quackery.

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 02/05/2023

why spend decades building a global corporate empire when you could simply become the world’s richest person overnight with a successful coup in norway

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 02/05/2023

however my most widely shared tweet was probably when my take on dog pants got screencapped by the today show

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 02/05/2023

my biggest tweet was this nonsensical joke i spent 45 seconds making in photoshop. muted it after several thousand replies lecturing me about how that’s not what ‘fungible’ means

it looks like your tokens are more fungible than you claimed, mister bond

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 01/05/2023

when you give the frontend developer one hour to come up with their own security questions

Type a relatives phone number that is not your own?

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 30/04/2023

need more memes on this app

golden retriever: dogs named planetary annihilator
big scary dog: dogs named princess

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 30/04/2023

browsing onto the what's hot tab

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 30/04/2023

the only redeeming value remaining at the bird app is the menswear guy

me: here are $150 pants
twitter: some people are POOR
me: ok, here's how to thrift the pants
twitter: some people are PRISONERS who can't leave the PRISON
me: ok, here's how to eBay the pants
twitter: some people are SEA LIONS with FOREFLIPPERS so they can't TYPE

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 29/04/2023

got the block button. it's over for you bitches

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 28/04/2023

Not sure what my expectations for this feature were exactly, but they were definitely somewhere more stringent than “I might randomly scroll onto full frontal nudity on the what’s hot page”

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 27/04/2023

when u lure followers in with the shitposts and then hit them with the seriousposts

sign for 'jib jab hot dogs' with cartoon hot dog man. letterboard below it says 'WE FORGE THE CHAINS WE WEAR IN LIFE'

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 27/04/2023

okay there’s some redeeming value in the bird app still

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 27/04/2023

sorry you can’t both be the ultimate guide. one of you must be the penultimate guide. figure your shit out

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 25/04/2023

tfw you are so transfixed by the Hypnosis Squares that you poop your pants

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 24/04/2023

Can’t see alt text I’m writing or save it on iPhone 14 Pro Max, keyboard blocks the text and save button

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 24/04/2023

when you finish your product and show it to users

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 24/04/2023

gm bluesky. let's get thine roof arrow'd

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 23/04/2023

Touching grass is over. It is time to touch Jungle

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 22/04/2023

damn this the craziest game of Auralux i've ever seen

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 19/04/2023

she is afraid of the Windshield Snakes so when it starts raining and they emerge she turns away because if she can’t see them then they don’t exist

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Matt Popovich @shark.lol · 18/04/2023

bro why this purse company sound like a major depression medication that has a risk of rare side effects including skin rash, swelling of the hands and feet, and pulmonary embolism