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Shaq2Lowco

@shaqporter.bsky.social
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When did everybody leave lol and why y’all ain’t tell me
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Buttercup 🧚🏽 @jreneet.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Me at this bar 🤣
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok is really gone 😢
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I wish Chinese people did taxes!!! “Yo tac be ready tenminit” 😭😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
As a man I can never express how I feel 🤦🏾‍♂️ even making this post is doing to much
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’m willing to bless 2-3 kids for Christmas 🎄 but they mom gotta let me fck first 😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Me when she tell me she gets 1100 in food stamps😍🤣
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I Did Alotta dumb Shit in My life.. But i neva Bought a McRib Frm Mcdonalds 😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Her: Why you fuckn Me like thissssss😫 Me: Cus You Make $29.50 A Hourrrrr😑😩
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Look at you, Freezing, in that Temu Jacket💀😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Going to the club on thanksgiving is crazy please get a family 😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Eating thanksgiving food the day after hit even harder
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fuck the turkey I’m going straight for the alcohol 😩🥴
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me listening to the whole family talk about me on Thanksgiving
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
IT'S 7AM ON THANKSGIVING AND WE ALL WOKE ASF 😂🦃
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
How I look at my friend after his mom asked if we was hungry & he said “no”
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me three shots in on Thanksgiving remembering how my cousin had me fucked up 😒😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Spades is the game we play & if you don’t know how to play you gotta sit at the kids table for Thanksgiving 🤷🏾‍♂️😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Celibacy a red flag to me like just how much fkin was you doing that you felt you needed a break? 🤔😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
That fake convo before they ask you for bread be funny asl 😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Imagine walking into heaven & somebody yells “I knoww you fuckin lying“ 😭😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is how I dap the homie up when I haven’t seen em in a min 😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
POV: that broke homie with all the million dollar ideas 😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Me at 8am regretting that Taco Bell while sitting on the toilet 😩 Good Morning 😭 #blacksky
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
And WHOEVER blessing the food Thursday , 3-5 mins maximum ! 🤏🏾🤏🏾
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Taco Bell & I got fired on my day off 🤦🏾‍♂️😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When a MAN 🤦🏾‍♂️ leaves you in HIS HOUSE 🏡 by ya SELF what yall be DOIN 🤨
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Y’all be scared to double text 🤣 not me 🫠 ding ding YEP! me again Mf 🫣 😂🤣🤣🤣
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Goooooood Morning Family 😁
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My favorite part of work is when I grab my things and leave 😂😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When you go hide in the bathroom at work and a real shitter come in 😭😷😱
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Me when arguing with someone but their comeback lowkey ate 😭😭😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s officially get in your car & yell “SHHHHHIIIITTT” season 😩🥶😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Lord please let me find $90,000 on the floor today 😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So nobody stays & gets the pùssy after they eat it 😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Top of the morning Skeeters #blacksky
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I can’t blame Chinese ppl I like eating cat too 🤷🏾‍♂️😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Press 2 For English: 2 T-Mobile Rep: “Dank Yu Fur Coling DeeMobewl” Me: 😒😒😒
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ll come get my bm from anybody ion see fit 🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Every time I eat 😺 that lil line thing under my tongue be killin me 😭😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thanksgiving ain’t been the same every since I pulled that gùn out on everybody 🤦🏾‍♂️😭
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
People who are up right now WYD⁉️
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sign you dated that almost had you on First 48 😂 and GO!!!
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
ain’t no n.gga in n.gga history gone just eat pùssy & not fúcckk 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ladies, best place you like to be nutted on 👀
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