Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025When did everybody leave lol and why y’all ain’t tell me 058
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I wish Chinese people did taxes!!! “Yo tac be ready tenminit” 😭😭 000
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 03/01/2025As a man I can never express how I feel 🤦🏾♂️ even making this post is doing to much 010
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I’m willing to bless 2-3 kids for Christmas 🎄 but they mom gotta let me fck first 😭 000
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Me when she tell me she gets 1100 in food stamps😍🤣 092
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I Did Alotta dumb Shit in My life.. But i neva Bought a McRib Frm Mcdonalds 😂 050
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Her: Why you fuckn Me like thissssss😫 Me: Cus You Make $29.50 A Hourrrrr😑😩 061
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Going to the club on thanksgiving is crazy please get a family 😂 130
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Eating thanksgiving food the day after hit even harder 160
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Fuck the turkey I’m going straight for the alcohol 😩🥴 050
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Me listening to the whole family talk about me on Thanksgiving 072
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024How I look at my friend after his mom asked if we was hungry & he said “no” 141
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Me three shots in on Thanksgiving remembering how my cousin had me fucked up 😒😂 1145
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Spades is the game we play & if you don’t know how to play you gotta sit at the kids table for Thanksgiving 🤷🏾♂️😭 010
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Celibacy a red flag to me like just how much fkin was you doing that you felt you needed a break? 🤔😭 240
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That fake convo before they ask you for bread be funny asl 😭 071
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Imagine walking into heaven & somebody yells “I knoww you fuckin lying“ 😭😂 151
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This is how I dap the homie up when I haven’t seen em in a min 😂 1105
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024POV: that broke homie with all the million dollar ideas 😭 010
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Me at 8am regretting that Taco Bell while sitting on the toilet 😩 Good Morning 😭 #blacksky 041
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024And WHOEVER blessing the food Thursday , 3-5 mins maximum ! 🤏🏾🤏🏾 392
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024When a MAN 🤦🏾♂️ leaves you in HIS HOUSE 🏡 by ya SELF what yall be DOIN 🤨 100
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Y’all be scared to double text 🤣 not me 🫠 ding ding YEP! me again Mf 🫣 😂🤣🤣🤣 1102
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Goooooood Morning Family 😁media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a hoodie is smiling and says cousin .ALT: a man wearing a hat and a hoodie is smiling and says cousin . 1134
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024media.tenor.coma donkey from the movie shrek is smilingALT: a donkey from the movie shrek is smiling 0165
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My favorite part of work is when I grab my things and leave 😂😂 174
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024When you go hide in the bathroom at work and a real shitter come in 😭😷😱 1142
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Me when arguing with someone but their comeback lowkey ate 😭😭😭 0122
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It’s officially get in your car & yell “SHHHHHIIIITTT” season 😩🥶😭 1100
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Lord please let me find $90,000 on the floor today 😭 01811
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024So nobody stays & gets the pùssy after they eat it 😭 000
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Top of the morning Skeeters #blackskymedia.tenor.coma cartoon character wearing a red shirt with a lightning bolt on it giving a peace signALT: a cartoon character wearing a red shirt with a lightning bolt on it giving a peace sign 5203
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I can’t blame Chinese ppl I like eating cat too 🤷🏾♂️😭 010
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Press 2 For English: 2 T-Mobile Rep: “Dank Yu Fur Coling DeeMobewl” Me: 😒😒😒 252
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I’ll come get my bm from anybody ion see fit 🤷🏾♂️😂 000
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Every time I eat 😺 that lil line thing under my tongue be killin me 😭😭 010
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Thanksgiving ain’t been the same every since I pulled that gùn out on everybody 🤦🏾♂️😭 230
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Sign you dated that almost had you on First 48 😂 and GO!!! 200
Shaq2Lowco @shaqporter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024ain’t no n.gga in n.gga history gone just eat pùssy & not fúcckk 🤷🏾♂️ 400