-CALLOUT POST ON BLUESKY DOT COM. KUNG LAO! YOU GOT A SMALL WINNING STREAK! IT'S AS FRAGILE AS YOUR Neck EXCEPT WAY SNAPPIER AND GUESS WHAT THIS IS WHAT MY STREAK LOOKS LIKE!
*Gets knocked into the pit*
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SURVIVORS, NO MERCY LOOK AT THAT THERE'S ED BOON OVER-