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Durion Zalgaarios

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NSFW!!! 244cm, 136kg. Born: 2130 CE/441 AKY, Dolarix, Altakiril. WIA-POW Veteran of Relay 314 & Shanxi Ground war. Council SPECTRE. Captain of the ISV Shanxi Banshee. Former Cmdr "Thresher" Company, Hierarchy 1st Spec. Rec. Grp. DMs open for RP

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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 11/08/2026
Couldn't wait for the honeymoon. ft: Mital 😍 @maybemichaelmight.bsky.social @celiusacillion.bsky.social and @sypharts.bsky.social cameos art by @erikagskerzz.bsky.social
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 20/07/2026
Why do people insist on not taking care of their shit??
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 17/07/2026
Is it biased if I say I want Durion and Champex on the case?
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 03/07/2026
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 22/06/2026
Whereas Durion is a truly ridiculous 2.44m tall. He has to awkwardly stoop and fuck at *every* door, and even aboard his own ship, which was built for tall turians in mind, it's cramped. *BUT*, when you're a Spectre... It pays to be bigger than everyone else in the room, and know how to use it.
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 10/06/2026
This thing almost fucking killed me today. If there hasn't been a door in the way to catch it (and spray me with glass) i for sure would've lost both legs below the knee AT MINIMUM. Safe to say the PDI failed lmao
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 01/06/2026
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 31/05/2026
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 20/05/2026
i made an honest to god map of King's Landing in Easy Red 2 because i'm a fucking mad man. And yes, it lags a fuck ton on my 1050 lmao
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 16/03/2026
I made shepherd's pie and it came out so fucking delicious bro, like, absolutely fucking perfect. Garnished it with age cheddar and it was DIVINE
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 15/03/2026
the duality of man
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 09/03/2026
Yet another reason not to take off the cage 😌
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 07/03/2026
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 06/03/2026
Durion doesn't really *do* anything. He has nothing, and nobody, because he buried himself in his work. Has no idea how relationships go. Wouldn't know the first thing about trying to get the other's attention beyond just... Talking.
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 06/03/2026
Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 24/02/2026
bro wtf is going on in slavers bay, holy border gore, none of you fuckers are where you're supposed to be except new ghis #ck3 #ck3agot #asoiaf
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 23/02/2026
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 23/02/2026
#masseffect #masseffectmeme
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 16/02/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 15/02/2026
Wait a minute,WHAT THE
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 14/02/2026
Just a lil guy
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 09/02/2026
full resolution. Scoota should still have my .blend file or I can just re-send it to him. Sounds hot AS FUCK
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 06/02/2026
#fennecfriday
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 06/02/2026
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 22/01/2026
WARNING @thedax.bsky.social DISCORD HAS BEEN HACKED BY CRYPTOSCAMMERS
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 08/01/2026
Quote with red #turian #masseffect #scifi #alien
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 03/01/2026
yeah right, look up the definition of "human hater" and this is the picture you see
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 19/12/2025
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 13/12/2025
DURION DAKI!!! by @erikagskerzz.bsky.social Holy shit, his knot is as thick as my hand's length. I'm salivatin'
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 10/12/2025
like holy fuuuuuck
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 06/12/2025
wtf this is actually true if you consider the government to be the biggest criminal organization out there...
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 05/12/2025
GUYS GUYS GUYS my buddy Roven (fellow turian) on discord made me this :'D
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 04/12/2025
I feel obligated to share my boy Raidan-- big ol' motherfuckin' Japanese Giant Hornet. Thinking somewhere around 7'2-7'8", never quite settled on an exact size.
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 27/11/2025
"Teams have been rebalanced, you are now on the other team."
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 26/11/2025
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 25/11/2025
I know I said that Nihlus radiates bottom energy, but uh... Saren is shorter than Nihlus. #masseffectmonday #themoreyouknow
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 23/11/2025
new headshot! @angrywaffleart.bsky.social thanks so much!! :'D
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 23/11/2025
I've never won a raffle before, so here's hoping lmao
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 23/11/2025
me as fuck
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 23/11/2025
As you wish, my dear.
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 22/11/2025
I'm done. @discord.com I'm entirely done with you and your company. MONITORING MY PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS? You are fucking DISGUSTING.
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 20/11/2025
i'm making a map of King's Landing in Easy Red 2 (indie ww2 sim, unity based, very easily moddable), and so far I'd say i'm about 90% done. It's a MASSIVE city, very dense, over 24000 props and counting. Lags a lot on my potato lmao
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 17/11/2025
Happy #masseffectmonday !
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 13/11/2025
What flavor is your sona? Ever since Durion learned that high-proof liquor is dextro-safe, he fell in love with Irish whiskey— particularly, Redbreast.
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 13/11/2025
Big agree
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 08/11/2025
And now to rub it in. #MassEffect #ME3 #MassEffectAchievements #InsanityIII #TheOneAndOnly #N7Day
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 03/11/2025
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 27/10/2025
sent my Durion body pillow (by @erikagskerzz.bsky.social ) to @maybemichaelmight.bsky.social , and the fucking SIZE DIFFERENCE between Durion and Garrus is completely lore accurate LMAO
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 19/10/2025
Now I need me a Snake mshep head morph
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Durion Zalgaarios @shanxibansheespectre.net · 16/10/2025
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