Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Me showing up to get my headshots taken wearing yoga clothes and a blazer. 💀 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’m here to bring calmness and laughter to everyone’s lives. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’m at the point in my life where I’m about to stop going to medical facilities that require patients to pay for parking. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I saw a Waymo van in the wild today. I’m scared for humanity. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’m 30+ years old. I do not enjoy being in loud, hot, or crowded environments. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’ve been on Instagram down-voting all the dumb ass comments. People are truly idiotic. Bring back common sense! 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025My design partner just taught me how to use illustrator for times I need urgent campaign assets. I’m officially a full-stack marketer. Stock going up.media.tenor.coma bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone .ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone . 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The chaos in a Chick Fil A parking lot when everyone’s trying to order breakfast by 10:30am..: 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 18/06/2025My credit card bill was so high this month, I gotta sit down for the rest of the year. Do not invite me to do anything other than going for a walk. 030
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 18/06/2025As soon as I open my notes and start documenting my thoughts on a person or situation just know we have a problem. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Imagine all of the problems that could be solved with clear and respectful communication. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025What pre-workout are yall using? I’m starting to feel like I need a little bit of crack to keep going. Lol 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I think it’s deceiving when celebrities/influencers receive dermatological and cosmetic treatment for years then launch a skincare business. 100
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The fastest way to tick me off is to give me an automated robot when I call to speak to a human being. Ai is not the solution to everything. I’m tired of having to repeat my question 5x and scream “customer service representative!” 120
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I’m selling 1 ticket to Beyoncé Cowboy Carter Tour in Atlanta for $500. Section 123, Row 19. 🤠 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 04/02/2025It was just snowing in Atlanta last week and my neighbors were laying out at the pool today. #climatecrisis 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I’d vote for the Black lady in Pakistan for president of the US before I ever vote for our current administration. Lol 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I wonder how all the “I’m not voting for the lesser of two evils” people feel now. 030
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Ima be so salty if I lost my Elisa Johnson glasses after the day I had yesterday. Please let them pop up! 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I’m sick and tired of seeing Kanye’s naked wife. Please remove me from the group chat. 020
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I am never in a hurry to file my taxes. The IRS hates single people and they’ve shown me for 10+ years. 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I have somewhere between 3-6 months to be able to fit into my vintage Levi’s again for the Cowboy Carter tour! 020
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Someone on my street is BLASTING James Brown - Say It Loud. I’m Black and I’m Proud. 😂 040
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 01/02/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting in a crowd .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting in a crowd . 010
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The worst part about being sick is living alone and having to deal with food delivery. Me: (Clear instructions to deliver order to my apartment door. Tips well.) Deliverer: (Leaves order at leasing office. Does not contact me. Forgets half of my items.) 220
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I wish Netflix would remove the movies and shows I’ve already watched. 100
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I’m so tired of living through BREAKING NEWS every day, every hour. 031
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025As soon as I finish swim and tennis classes, I’m enrolling in piano class. 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Sometimes I wanna cry because Luther Vandross died not knowing how much I love him. 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Don’t come over my house tryna use my expensive body wash and lotion. Bring that dial you use!! 100
Reposted by ShantaeJust Listening Out The Window @justlisteningout.bsky.social · 20/01/2025He was trying to be a class act in a den of lions. It was damned if he did, damned if he didn't. Im sure Michelle is giving him a mouthful and that side eye :) He has to go home, lol.media.tenor.commichelle obama is making a funny face while standing in a crowd of people .ALT: michelle obama is making a funny face while standing in a crowd of people . 001
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Chile, the way I just threw these lashes on, it’s over for me if the wind blow too hard. 000
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I hate that Black people are always expected to remain graceful in the most disrespectful situations. 051
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Obama should’ve worn the TAN SUIT to the inauguration. Shake things up for real. Lol 150
Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Thoroughly moisturized and bundled up in this terrifyingly cold weather. 000
