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Pockets McGee

@shanners81.bsky.social
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Pre-employment psych test said very high empathy vs. very low tolerance. I'm sorry. Get over it. 🤣 And the cat. Mostly the cat, if I'm honest. Held together with baling twine and No.8 wire. Oh, and would love to #LiberateTheLane.

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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The focus of his single brain cell on making sure he doesn't miss any of his churu. 🇳🇿🐱
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
🇳🇿😺 Chico Marx rocking out the chicken leg in the airing cupboard. Being in the airing cupboard also means it's officially winter in Auckland. I don't make the rules. Sorry. PS. None of those towels are for people. Only cats.
A large black and white cat, lying on a lot of towels, is wrapped around a copper pipe which runs through the airing cupboard he is in. He has one back leg thrown out towards the camera that looks like a chicken drumstick.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
🇳🇿😺 Chico Marx reporting in from the trenches of misery and torture. He is visibly wasting away and would like to complain to management. *Management had just given him dinner, but he was hoping for more treats. This spot is where we do his insulin & BG tests, so maybe a treat will appear.
A large black and white cat is lying on beige carpet. He is staring vacantly off into the distance.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
A large black and white cat is sitting on a blue garden bench with wrought iron (the bench, not the cat). He's folded himself in half, with one leg stretched in front of him, and leaning on a front leg. He's staying up at me from under his eyebrows.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
D'ya know what I love? A mechanic who doesn't try to take advantage of me being a woman and is straight up and practical. Doesn't try to push expensive repairs (that aren't necessary or can wait), explains things logically, and is just a good human. More of this please.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Clearly I'm keeping it somewhat tidy for y'all. Because this does not reflect real life 😂
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Mōrena @profanity.accountant - how sweary am I?
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
🇳🇿🐱 Something has gone awry with one of Chico's eyebrow whiskers. Is he moving into his old man cat stage and they're becoming ungovernable!?
Close up of a black and white cat's forehead, where one of his eyebrow whiskers has a prominent bend in it.
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Kevin Hovdestad @hovdestad.ca · 17/02/2025
Trying to prove a point: Repost this if you’ve never, ever, not even in jest, used a generative AI tool.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🇳🇿🐱 Gave the wee man a gentle soaking with cool water. He's now lying in the flow of a fan... Tis a hard life!
A rather robust black and white cat is lying on his side, tail outstretched, on beige carpet. His back legs are long white socks, and to can see his black paw pads on three of his feet. He is a very happy boy.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
For those on the North Shore of Tāmaki Makaurau, the wee octagonal phone booth is finally back outside Billy Café in Northcote Point!
Photo of a red octagonal phone box with a yellow tiled roof and a wee nobbly bit on the top. In the right foreground is a tiled wall with windows.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
🇳🇿🐱 There's supposed to be a cat in there...
A pale blue cat collar with shiny green and red tags, plus multiple bells, lies  forlornly on a beige carpet. It's supposed to be on a cat.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Ok. Submission on Treaty Principles Bill done. (If not obvious, very much against it). Kept it pretty simple - coz my brain isn't capable of more - but I figure simple is better than nothing.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
🇳🇿🐱 Chico Marx has taken some time to figure out it's the holidays and he can stay in bed with me.
A black and white cat is lying on his side, partially on a white textured blanket and a multi coloured green comforter. He has his top paw curled up and his back legs disappear into the distance. His tail is curled out and up. He is sound asleep.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
🇳🇿😺 This petulant face could be anywhere - so many cooler choices for snoozing. But no. He will climb into the outdoor furniture cover and swelter instead. He is not smart.
A very grumpy black and white cat is curled up inside a dark green outdoor furniture cover. He is refusing to make eye contact. You can see the edge of the deck he's leaning on in the bottom left corner. His bottom and tail are in the sun. It is 24°C. He is too hot but refuses to move.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Damnit. I'm out. Met a friend for coffee and suddenly realised what the café was playing. #whamaggedon
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
OMFG. I'm in an 'All In' Teams meeting & the presenter doesn't understand presentation mode, so we're just looking at the slides & thumbnails. The deck hasn't been reviewed by anyone who can spell or knows basic grammar. Rogue apostrophes everywhere. Speakers not being timed. Audio spotty. KMN.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Advice needed (please)... If I were looking to do proofreading as a side hustle, is there a preferred industry qualification - either NZ or international? Also is typing up manuscripts, documentation etc a thing? I have a background in technical writing and user documentation. Cat photo for tax.
Close up of black and white cat's face which is covered in tiny seeds. He looks especially clueless. Where has he been? Who would know?!
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🇳🇿🐱 Chico Marx would like to make a formal complaint. He was unwillingly treated for fleas this afternoon. He thought he was getting scritches. BUT. IT. WAS. A. PLOY. He is currently punishing me by stopping me from sewing.
A close up of a black and white cat. His eyes are closed and his head is tilted down towards his front leg. The other foot is tucked up under his green and pink collar tags. He is blissful.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This fucking guy. If he's that interested in job growth, why did he make 7500 public service folx redundant? Just when I think I can't hate him more, he comes up with this shit.
Article text: Speaking to The Post's Luke Malpass, the prime minister said his focus was now shifting from controlling inflation to economic growth. "I'm consciously worried about the state of the economy and the decisions that we can take as a government to get growth in jobs That's going to be my big focus as I go through the next 12 months," he says.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Advertise your BlueSky account in three words: Cranky, optimistic, pets
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🌙NoxuArts - Commission status: OPEN! @notyournyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Reason #1638 I hate the office I just overheard a woman say "I just don't think Kamala comes across as a woman's woman".
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Fuck that gun loving, misogynistic, 1950s nostalgic, xenophobic, trash fire of a country. You did this to yourself. (This time apologies to all the lovely Americans who did not vote for this, but now have to suffer the actions of their neighbours).
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
With apologies to Hera Lindsay Bird (and I know it hasn't been called yet but...) Goddamn that stupid Coke loving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at Walmart racist sexist F150 driving moronic country.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
❤️🚨✋🛑STOP🛑✋🚨❤️ THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
A black and white cat, lying on a light green fluffy blanket, is asleep with both front legs stretched towards the camera, and his toes spread. He is very happy and content.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Why are fireworks?! If we're going to sell them for a specific number of days, can we also only allow them to be let off on 5 November? Not for days before and after. (Also how do some people have so many?!).
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
🇳🇿😺 Just the most blissful potato.
Ground level view of a black and white cat asleep on his side with one paw stretched towards the camera, and one tucked up on his chest.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
🇳🇿😺 Chico Marx enjoying a lazy Sunday morning from his favourite perch.
A black and white cat lying on top of a tall dresser in the sun, stretching out one front leg and touching his reflection in the window, overlooking the street.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Having my usual rant at Morning Report, and yelled "Fuck you!" at the radio. And then I remembered the Lily Allen song... And that should be the anthem for this govt. It should be played or sung everywhere they go... 'Cause we hate what you do & we hate your whole crew so please don't stay in touch'
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🫜🫚🌶️ Caitlin Spice 🌶️🫚🫜 @catespice.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Retweet if you’re a New Zealander and you think NZ trans women like me belong in women’s sports.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
@kats-garden.nz 🇳🇿🧵 I think we can confidently say the felted catnip balls are a hit with Chico Marx! He's been careening around the living room like a kitten, rather than the old man he should be 🤣 🇳🇿🐱
The view looking down on a black and white cat lying in brown carpet. He is on his side, but looking up at the camera with wide and wild eyes. He has a yellow felted catnip ball in one paw, curled up against his chest. Next to him is a very battered ladybird toy, that is definitely on its last legs.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
🇳🇿🧵 I have too many patterned tops and bottoms, so did a bulk cutting for these TAL Cuff tops in block colours. They need pressing but I have a navy and a vibrant orange to complete the set. #TALCuffTop
Three block colour tops, from left to right: emerald green, sky blue, bright pink. All the tops are boxy in shape with elbow length sleeves cuffed using wide elastic.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
🇳🇿🐶 Not my boy but still the goodest boy. Big walk around Lake Pupuke on Saturday with this little guy. I adore his little boot button eyes and sassy demeanour.
The happy face of a gorgeous mini schnauzer. His mouth is slightly open as though he's smiling.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw at the theatre as a kid. (My brother went 11 times!). At the old Cinerama Cinema in ChCh.
Movie poster of Star Wars - A New Hope from the original 1977 release.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
🇳🇿😺 I love when he curls up like this. He's completely sound asleep and snoring 😍 (His fur is still growing back where he was shaved by the vet. I'm intrigued by how light his fur is at the roots!)
A black and white cat curled up on his side with his tail and back feet lined up with his front feet. He's lying on a brown and cream angora blanket. There's a strange light brown line of fur on his back surrounding lighter coloured fur where he was shaved by the vet and his fur is growing back.
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Like if you believe supermarkets only increased prices in line with their new costs since Covid and Repost if you think they took advantage of the situation and put their prices up as much as they fucking could #Greedflation
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
🇳🇿🐱 It's been a rough couple of weeks with Chico's diabetes diagnosis, but he's starting to feel more himself. After he ripped off the second monitor, I said enough. He was clearly unhappy and at some point, his overall wellbeing needs to be considered. Here he is not fitting, or sitting - but happy.
A rather large black and white cat, lying on a laptop, with one leg entirely off the desk, propped up by my hand. He doesn't fit, but he sits.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
🇳🇿🐱 Advice please re. cat diabetes. If his meals and insulin aren't exactly 12 hrs apart, is that ok? What's the leeway? Like, I'm late home from work so his dinner is an hour late, therefore insulin is also an hour later. It's just me, so there's not another adult to help with this. 1/2
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
🇳🇿🐱 I got the CGM for Chico. I got about 3 hours sleep between worrying about him, him being 🤬 that he can't go out, me checking his 'vest' isn't too tight under his armpits... We are now vest free & he seems much happier all round ❤️ and yes, he doesn't seem to care about the injections! Thanks all 😊
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
🇳🇿🐱 Chico Marx has been drinking more, so took him to the v-e-t today. His tests came back as diabetes, but we've caught it early, so that's good?! Poor wee guy. But it is treatable, so we'll both have to learn a new routine. Hopefully injections are easier than getting tablets into him!! 🤞🏽🤞🏽
A black and white cat lying entirely upside down on a blue towel (which is covering his bed). His head is tilted back, his back feet are curled up delicately and his front legs are stretched out.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
@foxylustygrover.bsky.social This is relevant to your interests! I quite like it 😀 www.instagram.com/reel/C7hQkdD...
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109K likes, 2,155 comments - sitgtband on May 28, 2024: "How did it turn out? . . . #greenday #poppunk #punkrock #cover #rock".
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
I do love Auckland drivers. Not. Aggressively tooted at by some idiot behind me when I stopped at a crossing. BECAUSE THERE WAS A CHILD ON THE CROSSING. 🤬 Honestly this is why I hate leaving the house.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
If you see this, post a photo without explanation
The very unimpressed face of a black and white cat, ears slightly back, telling me to re-consider my actions.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
🇳🇿🐱 Chico chose to take in Matariki in his new role as door stop...
The back view of a robust black and white cat, leaning against the door sill and holding open the screen door with his bottom. Beyond him, there's a beautiful blue sky, and the sun is shining in from the top left.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Wow. The NZ Herald has gone full click bait, hasn't it? (Haven't read it in quite some time). From the doxing story this morning to 'tractor drivers say median barriers are unsafe for them so they should go'. How is any of this considered journalism?
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
🇳🇿😺 Made the rookie mistake of accidentally double dosing on caffeine yesterday, so couldn't sleep last night. Therefore a nap was required this afternoon. Chico Marx agreed wholeheartedly.
View of a black and white cat with his eyes closed, and both front legs stretched towards the camera. He's lying on a brown and cream fluffy blanket. You can see the edge of his red collar sticking out to one side and his collar tag is turned to show his name. He looks content.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
🇳🇿😺 Absolutely determined to be on me. This is not especially comfortable for anyone, but I need to do some work, and this 'situation' means I can actually have the laptop on my lap.
A black and white cat is lying on the lower half of my legs (which are encased in very vibrant orange trackpants). The front and back leg closest to the camera are crossed with his tail draped alongside.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
🇳🇿😺 Now passed out. Moments earlier had a full on tantrum with threats of biting because he wouldn't let me put the blanket on my legs BEFORE he clambered onto my lap. The biting threat was him, in case you're wondering.
Side view of a black and white cat with one leg stretched out ahead of him, and his face buried in a brown and cream fluffy blanket. He's wearing a red collar, and appears to be deeply asleep.
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Pockets McGee @shanners81.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
🇳🇿😺/🇳🇿🪡🧵 Halping.
A black and white cat, lying on a cream and grey crochet blanket that is still a work in progress. His front legs are stretched out towards the viewer, with both paws on a metallic blue crochet hook. This is unhelpful.
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