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Shane's Brains

@shanesbrains.bsky.social
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Canadian guy, comics, video games, and hockey is life. Opinions are my own!

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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to a comic show today I spent just over $200 (including admission) and came home with just over 200 comics. Retail therapy beats out this morning's panic attack.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Ha... Geezus.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I vote this week in the by-election, then municipally, then again for the same riding provincially in October. What a stupid time to be alive.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Roast Beef Stones
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...because they won't exist.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When it comes to billionaires & crime, it's not an investigation, but vetting.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best of luck to the BC_Con_draft_final_final1_DONOTDELETE_edit3 Party!
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well creators using Kickstarter, I guess Im at the end of support. Not because of a lack of funding, but the last 2 projects Ive backed have decided not to ship to Canada. I'll put my money elsewhere.
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HIMYM: Robin Sparkles Dancing on Canadian Flag
ALT: HIMYM: Robin Sparkles Dancing on Canadian Flag
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Well... We're Waiting!
ALT: Well... We're Waiting!
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's only fair that after we lose 2 positive people in the world, there should be balance. *sigh*
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She could smell his soiled diaper at that distance. Honestly, I'm impressed.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What a .misleading headline. This infers it was a choice by the people previously enrolled, as opposed to people being forced out or being told they no longer qualify (but should).
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!"
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, Im the elevator that dropped 3 floors, but in my defense it was a 5-floor building."
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is it too late to request Hoekstra be escorted out of Canada over the Gordie Howe Bridge?
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me: "Ha. Who gets billing after the dog, though?" Also me: "Oh no.... oh no!... Ohhhh voodoo."
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spider-Man Brand New Day was good, but the audience ruined the experience. Be it the toddler who whined through the entirety of the movie, the dude with the strobe light when his phone rang, or the kids kicking arpund the $35 tin bucket they bought... the 2026 theatre experience isn't my thing.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Down to the final 24 hours in Ireland & down to the dregs of my clothes. Im wearing what I hope is my least smelling shirt. Anyway, a bird just shit on me.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ive walked up to the elevator in my hotel & it's been waiting on the lobby floor both times. Ive pushed the button, the door opens, and someone got off each time. Like, were you stuck? Did you come from another planet?
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Listen Americans, if the smoke coming from Canada is so upsetting, contact your representatives & pressure them to close the borders. Kick out all the Canadian firefighters battling wildfires in your country. Insist Canadian are no longer allowed to cross the border to help with other disasters.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One of my favourite thrift store finds was a signed copy of Company of Adventurers. Pierre Berton is a definite national treasure!
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When I hear there's a new nazi punching video circulating...
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This could be from any point in time im the past 8 years.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think the documentary filmed at the same time was my introduction to Buster Keaton. There's a scene where Keaton knows the timing for a rail car to stop. He reaches out at the last second monitor looks like he just gives it a tug to stop it from moving. Genius!
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Feet up for Canada! Wait...
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Why so serious?" Not me, since I point and laugh at every cybertruck I see.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not that Ive been looking at real estate listings much, bit my first thought was, "ooh, how much?" 😒
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I said, as the Stanley Finals started, that Marner was winning the Smythe no matter what. My son doesnt believe me as he says the losing team doesnt get it (even though he's witnessed that happening twice). Also, I'm not watching the game as the team I'd prefer seems to lose when I watch.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Listening to a podcast blasting Mike Babcock for being a bully, an abuser, & a sociopath when one of the podcasters says "but he is a good coach." This attitude is what's turning me off of hockey. "He's a horrible human being, but..."
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Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
ALT: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Morocco should take it back.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I guess I just have to accept that I'm grumpy today. I don't know why, but holy hell I'm in a mood.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Void cat sleeps like a panther on top of boxes.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
We did 3 trips in 2024 that we called our "American Farewell Tour." In 2025, we did did all our travels in Canada. For 2026, Canada and Europe. No reason to head to the U.S. any decade soon.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Who TF is Wade and why does he have a 'mode' in a cybertruck?
Some cybertruck driver was arrested after driving his "vehicle" into a lake and it got stuck.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
💯% this. Quite a few years back, I painted a picture of some irises for my mother. She loves irises. She reacted to the gift by offering to buy me a book on how to draw irises. All of her gifts for any occasion are now $25 Starbucks gift cards.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Too Right Said Fred
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Watched a family (3 generations) argue with the waitress at lunch because the waitress said they dont take reservations. Family insisted they called ahead. The family later also mentioned they had no idea what the name of the restaurant was. Stupidity is everywhere.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just sent my aunt a health update about my mother. I ended it with "She's fine and frustrating as hell."
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bought myself some new shorts. This is why: I need the ballroom.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Me-sa called Jar-Jar Binks."
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I had a friend who was like this constantly and rarely/never dependable. I haven't spoken to them since mid-2023.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's just the bratty kids next door. They're always throwing shit in my yard.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I have zero problem with Firefly coming back, especially w/ the hints of no Joss Whedon. There are a million ways to bring back characters in creative writing. See it all the time in comics.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Even Trump didn't watch Kid Rock
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I wasn't ready for the truth.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This comic book MF *read* his damn comics and got the message!
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I dont know how/if it could happen, but not a single cell in me would be surprised if the draft lottery rules changed & #canucks could end up out of the top 10. Even telling me it can't happen won't sway me til after the lottery picks are in.
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Shane's Brains @shanesbrains.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Read the whole thread. "If your art didn’t matter, they wouldn’t be working so hard to steal it."
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