Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Kirsty MacColl, Shane MacGowan, George Michael and now Chris Rea have all died at Christmas. If I was Mariah Carey I'd stop leaving the house in December just in case. 48519
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house 7485130
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 27/10/2025ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through' Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum' 38512
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were! The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better. 5471
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Was going to keep this for something to listen to cooking the dinner but I've given in. I need it now! 010
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Made the rookie mistake of making your sticky cocktail sausages ahead of time and now they're almost all gone and I'm going to have to make another batch. HEAVEN ON A TASTEBUD 040
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Oh yes Mar. It's fabulously fun and there's no maneness. I did convince me Kate Bush was singing the Baywatch theme dressed as an otter a few years back. 150
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024TANKEN YEW for another year of Strictlys banter. It's been lovely. Even with YER MAN. 0160
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Will you do it next year if they ask you TANKEN YEW 140
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Making you sit through the go compare wan to get Pete feels very very harsh 170
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Hard something from me. I APOLOGISE I'VE GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FESTIVITIES 070
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly 51107
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I'm a cold hearted hag but goodness me I WEPT 0140
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Me in Vito's dressing room before the #strictly final 0788
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024S(he)'s getting my three free votes tanken yew 060
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024HAPPY STRICTMAS MAR. My weekly Strictly takeaway is late and I'm going FERAL with hunger. Or maybe it's just Vito in his aubergine trousers 1100
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 14/12/2024okay but you know you could release a screamo version of the macarena and it would still be witchy twink xo 000
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 13/12/2024⚪️ top ⚪️ vers 🟢 you can do whatever you want whenever you want 130
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Oh very! And the episodes are short and sharp which makes an easy watch. 100
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I've always had so much space in my heart for Lisa Kudrow, but oh my goodness she's ASTOUNDING in No Good Deed. The first Netflix show I've binged in one session in forever because it's just so darkly funny and unpredictable. 4300
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I've decided archangel is my favourite witch twink song since howl :) :) :) 230
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I'm so into the Latvian national final this year 180
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 11/12/2024You've heard of elf on the shelf but what about Carol on a barrel? 0413
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Thanks to #imaceleb I've gone from not caring one way or the other about Coleen Rooney to thinking we should abolish the monarchy and appoint her head of state. 3863
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This is what Kirsty MacColl meant when she said they've got cars big as bars 1609
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Drop the name of the Foundation you wear bitch 010
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 03/12/2024What If by Kate Winslet deserves what All I Want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey gets. 4556
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Is one song I know during Musicals week too much to ask! 040
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 29/11/2024U r very fruity. A bit like a pomegranate but with bops instead of seeds. 130
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I'll still call you a twink when you're 95 and in an iron lung 160
Reposted by Shane ReactionDr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Evening before the Marriage referendum, Sinead O’Connor called me worried cos she couldn’t find her passport and was afraid they wouldn’t let her vote (as if I was an expert in such things!). I asked if she was voting at her local station, and said “I think you’ll be grand! You’re Sinead O’Connor!” 618223
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That's going to be a lot of Linda Robson and that 010
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 25/11/202459 years today since my parents got married and 8 years tomorrow since my poor wee da died so as usual I'm laughing at this picture of the day they got engaged, thankful that I only have the third worst hair in the family. 4540
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I listened to the new Band Aid remix so you don't have to — and the nicest thing I can say about it is that it's only five minutes long 6523
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 24/11/2024A very novice enquiry so I apologise in advance... is the butter in your Om Ali salted or unsalted 🤭 the brain is telling me unsalted but the baking virgin in me is conflicted 000
Shane Reaction @shanereaction.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I can't explain it!media.tenor.coma man with curly hair is wearing a pink shirt with flowers on itAlt: Alan Davies 010