shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026whether or not basic arithmetic is "a set of algorithms humans developed" has nothing to do with the fact that offloading cognitive tasks to a stochastic parrot is obviously damaging people's brains. but kudos for the pen & paper bit: a reach so absurd & creative an LLM could never have produced it 100
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"doing basic arithmetic without AI is like digging a hole with your hands" lol, you all really do seem to be taking a lot of cognitive damage 110
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Put ‘Em On The Glass" by Philip Glass kills me every time 040
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the ass-shower has logged on and, you guessed it,, 0100
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026his head is elongating at an incredible rate 271
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026[to the cold-eyed oafs in hairnets and booties following him at distance of 20 yards] you guys see how much bread that guy had? 081
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm a sucker for kid A over the end credits after meadow signs up for a class called morality & society or something like that 030
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lotta nyt columnists are too online but he's the only one who's too online in a good way 0150
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026in college my roommate did an experiment to see how long he could go eating only dining hall wasabi paste & it ended up being like 4-5 days 110
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026unspeakably pathetic choice of anecdote but unfortunately i can already feel "You are sticky. And you are icky" being added into the intrusive soundbite rotation 0140
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026reviewable bc of the yellow to paredes I believe 090
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026way back when his handle was PEG & he blocked me for replying "I thought getting pegged was supposed to be fun" to every tweet of his I ever saw 0150
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026remember kids there is a killer using borderline-supernatural tactical prowess to destroy our family, so make sure you disappear from our sight for no more than 72 hours at a time 180
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026kevin kline using a guy's severed head as a projector, salma hayek pajama gag. much to admire 000
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026a non-negligible quantity of my communication with friends over the past decade has consisted of me recommending a criminally underwatched steven conrad show 010
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's like a Kafka x Mac/Charlie/Dennis collab 110
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026increasingly feels like today will be a soccer-themed adaptation of the trial with mac & charlie as the decomposite josef K. character 010
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026equally funny watching the "lol ur mad about the unsuspension??" crowd grasp at straws as this mess spins ever further into farcical dipshittery 150
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026thanks! I think a good way for the pro-calvinball doofs to get around the fact that they're wrong is to focus on the group you were talking about 100
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026there is another whole class of people who love football and think it's pathetic that the corrupt host country has managed to calvinball away a harsh red via a process that was confected in backrooms and on the fly 130
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the red was harsh. the corrupt host country getting it calvinballed away in a process available to exactly 0 other teams is ludicrously pathetic & it taints a potential US victory 030
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If you get one with an original serial number you can get grandfathered into a pooboo+ subscription for half the pooboo bucks you'd otherwise be shelling out 0220
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026and an awe-strikingly sizable kindergartener 040
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"Yet you participate in data. Curious!" 1200
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026in that case it's a good thing this isn't an open-ended clusterfuck overseen by a loose collection of morons, racists, and bribery enthusiasts 110
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"i can't figure out why people are against exchanging inconceivable quantities of finite resources for ubiquitous cultural pollution & mass job losses," said the idiot 020
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026interesting choice of species for the sausage-slinging butcher 2351
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026just passed the kahhhman line. this atmosphere's got wicked friction kid ❤️ 13.4k 🔄 4.8k 114511
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026great in every episode he's in. the rich man's patton oswalt 030
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026i think ai appeals to the intellectually lazy & a conservative in 2026 is intellectually lazy by nature 000
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026it's exactly like rain on your wedding day in the sense that it's neither ironic nor an interesting story 050
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Agree 1000% about interstellar and inception (and batman) but I think this falls apart for dunkirk and oppenheimer, which rise above brow classification 120
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026it is a lot worse than the serena one for a number of reasons, a big one being that it is orders of magnitude more common for the best tennis players to lose a point than for the best pitchers to give up a homer 000
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026he looks like a composite of prometheus and bob 4510
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If I GET the feeling I'm gonna struggle on a set at the gym I time it to begin precisely at LOST AND LOAAAADED 020
Reposted by @shanehunt.bsky.socialChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute 456322426455
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026liam donovan has mastered the trick of describing his utterly rotten party in language that is facially clinical but angled in such a way as to obscure the corruption & stupidity of the project he serves. it's not a particularly impressive trick but it appears to pay him well 082
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Lol he's doing this exact exchange but for apartheid 13168
shanehunt.bsky.social @shanehunt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026None of that happened. There was no "going along" with republicans - trump 86ed the JCPOA unilaterally, with 0 dem support, and that was that. Biden explicitly tried to reinstate the deal beginning in 2021. Don't you idiots have better things to do than describe your own fantasies to strangers 520