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Shane

@shanecsmith.bsky.social
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I do philosophy (like actual degree holding not “I am deep trust me”) and photography and wonder what went wrong.

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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 2h
OMG how great would a coma be right now…
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 3h
File under “no shit”
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 3h
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 3h
But could you have done it while looking like a d-bag?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 5h
Self loathing maybe?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 5h
I also don’t know the current lingo, but not that long ago I was told “mute.” Is that the case? Anyone?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 12h
Only because you cowards won’t open the strategic testosterone reserves!
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 12h
“Why did you want kids if you want nothing to do with them?!? Why!” I wander away screaming this over and over, stumbling from AI asshole to Mormon family to Catholic mom. “Why make something you hate the very idea of?!?” I sway down the street in 80s latchkey kid cadence, growing hoarse. “WTF?”
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 12h
Sure, that could be it. But do you ever wonder how many of his lackeys are as dumb as he is?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 12h
Because America is the only place buying stuff… Now that his economy is really going, we don’t even have the economic pull we used to have, which was already less than his kind thought.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 12h
I have questions about where she found the Joker poison.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 21h
Jesus is basically a banana stand.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 22h
Does he hate her so much that he didn’t tell her what she was doing?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I second this. There is no way that is the same person.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We all made fun when he said he was “doing the weave” but he is really weaving hard here.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Right now in America there is zero stability and maintenance is a myth, but they spend more on imperial military adventures than the other top ten spenders combined. On our podcast we ask “what the actual fuck?!?”
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which circle of hell is this?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good to know. That’s in the library and about 3 weeks out!
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Under the current administration “I said Trump is an asshole” seems to qualify as a crime. And they seem to add new crimes regularly.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s on my “Alerts” list, but the library doesn’t have it. Is it worth it would you say?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Honestly, did you think he ever had a clue?”
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, that is kinda the issue.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, great advice, but what are we to do when reentering the country and they demand it to enter?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Walton?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just… just read them. Seriously, quality research your AI is doing.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was raped at a frat party. It’s a shockingly common experience and preventative interventions in college are way too late.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“The Justice Department announced Monday that the denaturalization petitions were lodged against 40 individuals… accused of a range of ‘serious offenses,’ including child sexual abuse, fraud, and tax evasion.” That’s Trump. They described POTUS as their exemplar of who should lose citizenship.
Screenshot of a Time article headline saying “Trump admin mounts ‘largest denaturalization effort in modern history’”
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to look up the thread and see _who_ gets better training than cops, but I realized the answer was “everyone” and didn’t bother.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, but very importantly, he didn’t learn shit from it.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Came here for this.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His 5 pt average coming from his 9 free throws per game.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Current ethics professor calls on Rahm Emanuel to straight up fuck himself sideways with a running chainsaw.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Current ethics professor calls on Rahm Emanuel to straight up fuck himself sideways with a running chainsaw.
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Marty Lederman @martylederman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."
cbsnews.com
The Alito Court: A rare interview with the influential Supreme Court justice
Justice Samuel Alito discussed his opinion in the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, the leaked draft and its aftermath, same-sex marriage rights and why he's not retiring yet.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stupid useless fucking pedo asshole.
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish someone would tell Walgreens. I did the math and it turns out they owe me $957 for my last pickup based on 700% off, but they wouldn’t write the check.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The dumb fucks are there, I don’t care how pained they are.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahem…
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t worry, he is still pro kid rape.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You figure the hair color will come up before eye color?
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Open the voting records and deport anyone who voted for him… to low earth orbit. Without a suit.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course Trump flatters AI. It flattered him first.
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Barry Lam @hiphination.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was interviewed longform about the ideas expressed in the Boston Globe piece, so I elaborate, with stories, evidence, and charitable reconstruction of why administrators feel the need to hire more of them, and contract more software. I also introduce the "assessment-industrial complex."
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apple.news/ANrN1_a9PQDm...
apple.news
Disney World solved a problem that could save America billions every year — Vox
Buried beneath every American city is a mysterious jumble of cables, pipes, and gas lines, entangled like a pair of wired headphones the moment you pull them out of your pocket.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes, if you give an obsessive compulsive enough money, they do amazing things. Disney World solved a problem that could save America billions every year - Vox
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Now that my parties nonstop failure has turned the hostility toward me rather than gay people, I really think we should stop!” Such a pathetic fucking loser.
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I third this motion…?
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Shane @shanecsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So no man could ever find the ark, there at the crest of the… …never mind, I thought I had something, but now I can’t find it.
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