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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I'm Back! on BlueSky because REPUBLICANS have me so "angry" about World Affairs that I need to scream into the void again - BAD! So I, the GREAT and wonderful (sometimes!) SHANE ASSADZANDI, will be "SHITposting" until I need to disassociate again. Thank you for your attention to this matter! -STA

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Men will do literally anything to avoid going to therapy.

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Jennifer Bryant — she/her @mntnmama.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Everybody heard him say Elon is in charge of DOGE, right?

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

"Good luck Marco," Trump says, addressing the Secretary of State directly. "We know who to blame if things go wrong."

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I don't know how it feels to chew 5 Gum, but I do know how it feels to sit through 90 minutes of a Trump speech. It's a lot like this.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Rep. Rashida Tlaib is making the same face I've made for the last hour. #StateOfTheUnion

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point. The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math. Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Trump says November 5th will be "one of the most important dates in the history of the country". Some Dems jeer. The GOP side, which has been quite raucous, is relatively quiet. Trump waits for louder applause, looks from side to side, and then moves on. Most honest moment of the night so far.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

"The days of rule of unelected bureaucrats are over", says Trump, prompting noticeable laughter from the Dems. No doubt they're thinking of President Elon Musk, who is also present in the chamber.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

As Trump spews lies about DOGE savings one member of Congress called him out. He shouted, "Those are lies!" I barely noticed it over the constant heckling. Back in 2009 one member of Congress shouted "You lie!" at Barack Obama and it was a scandal. We are in a much different world now.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Donald Trump now talking about Elon Musk as the cameras pan to the First Lady's section of the gallery. Trump is notorious for always wanting to be the center of attention, so it's surprising that he would (albeit briefly) shine a spotlight on the President of the United States.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

'Drill, baby, drill" says Trump as he begins talking about energy. People living in New York, Minnesota, and Michigan will soon pay an extra 25% for electric because those states source most of their energy from Canada.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

We're 20 minutes into the State of the Union and we've heard a lot about Trump's election win, Mount Denali, The Gulf of Mexico, and trans athletes. Culture war word salad. Not a word about consumer protections or cheaper prices.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Donald Trump: "I have stopped all government censorship and brought back free speech" Me:

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

"I withdrew us from the anti-American UN Human Rights Council". Just an absolutely stunning statement right there.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Photo of Marjorie Taylor Greene's MAGA hat. Hats are against the House dress code especially during such a formal event. Mike Johnson, strangely, does not seem concerned about this lack of decorum.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Democrats were actually showing a little bit of spine for a few minutes there. I was impressed. Hard to say if that will persist after Green's removal from the chamber. Several of them are holding protest signs.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

We're 5 minutes into Trump's address to Congress and already one Democrat, Representative Al Green, has been removed from the chamber.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

"The American Dream is surging bigger than ever before" Not sure the thousands of fired federal workers would agree with this one.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Donald Trump hasn't been made it to the podium and already the Republicans are chanting "USA! USA!" Imagine wrapping your entire personality around one man like this.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I am in position and ready to live-Tweet...er, live-Sky?...this speech that is sure to be...a speech. The one thing I'm sure of is that it is going to be a speech.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Who has 2 thumbs and is going to sit through every word of the #StateOfTheUnion tonight so you don't have to? This guy! Follow for snarky real-time commentary, and to see how long it takes for this joyous smile to twist into a grimace after the eldritch horrors spew from his spray-tanned mouth.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

On January 20th Donald Trump sat in the Oval Office and told reporters that he'd put a 100% tariff on imports from Spain. "They're a BRICS nation, Spain," he said, referring to the growing intergovernmental organization. There are 2 nations in BRICS that start with S. Spain is not one of them.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Quick question. What's the name for a system of government that punishes political dissidents like this? F something. Fashion? No... Fabergé? No, that's those little Russian eggs I learned about in Social Studies. Fast Cars and Freedom! No, wait, that's a Rascal Flatts song. I give up. 🤷‍♂️

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

He tried to shutter the government by executive order. A judge slapped him down. He gave up. He tried to bully the Fed into lowering interest rates. They told him to kick rocks. MAGA voters, this is the "very stable genius" that you say is good at doing business and being President.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Boy, these last eight days feel like a good reminder why democracies generally avoid letting people who attempt a coup come back to power….

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I wrote in a liberal Facebook group that calling Congress is a waste of time. Got dog-piled with self-righteous comments demanding to know "wHaT dId YoU dO iN tHe LaSt ElEcTiOn?" This is what I was doing. To be clear, shit like this is why Americans trusted Velveeta Voldemort more than liberals.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

This is a Constitutional crisis. The time for pussyhats and calls to Congress is over, but the time to address our national crisis of character has just begun. So build character. Build community. Be kind, but also be ready to manage the fallout from battles that are happening way above our heads.

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

"Eat right, exercise, and try to laugh some...because a joyful population cannot be controlled." @hcrichardson.bsky.social Take it from a guy who once saw self-care as a dirty word during the 1st Trump admin and then paid a price for his arrogance. In unkind times you must be kind to yourself.

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Kismetatron @kismetatron.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

No matter what do not be disengaged; instead remember that everything bad happening right now comes down to one man who sits in a seat of temporary power and the cronies he's surrounded himself with. Remember, that power is temporary so long we make sure they understand it's temporary.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/01/2025

i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them

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Shane Assadzandi @shaneassadzandi.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Never really listened to BIllie Eilish before, but this is an amazing soundtrack for brooding at 2 am. And now that I have your attention, remember that an oppressor's greatest weapons are isolation, misery, and fear. Build community, seek joy, and tell these guys to piss off - every single day.

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Kelley Burd-Huss @hurdbuss.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Good morning! You are only as effective as you are healthy. Take care of yourself, even if that means taking a break from *gestures broadly* Touch grass. Or snow. Or a floofy blanket and a book. Or a cup of tea. #DoTheWork #Unravel

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