Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 14/02/2026It’s really neat what U.S. Congressmen are having to post on social media in Trump’s America. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 08/02/2026This image from the Epstein files is a draft press release from August 9, 2019 announcing Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell. Not particularly noteworthy. Except that Epstein wasn’t found dead until August 10. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 08/11/2025Define IRONY: The man who coined the term "Sleepy Joe" peacefully napping in his office chair...behind the Resolute Desk...in the Oval Office...IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE 100 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 20/09/2025I guess we’re just threatening war with everyone now? 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 06/09/2025The “President” of the United States of America is on social media threatening to go to war with an American city. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 04/09/2025Who woulda ever in a million years thunk that Speaker Moses Mike was covering for a wealthy donor?!? 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 04/09/2025Your president*, ladies and gents: “As previously mentioned, we are giving serious thought to taking away Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship. She is not a Great American and is, in my opinion, incapable of being so!” 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 31/08/2025For the record, the U.S. has so far taken in about $136 BILLION from tariffs, which I supposed is better than nothing. Who remembers back to 2024 when our Country was completely destroyed and our military power was obliterated thanks to no awesome tariffs? Don't all raise your hands at once. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 31/08/2025Here's what Trump was doing with his Saturday: posting AI pictures of himself on social media. Really, these are precious. You could steal an old lady's purse directly in front of this lard ass and escape his meaty justice by slowly jogging up a small flight of stairs. Judge Dread he is not. 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 29/08/2025A sharp-eyed DIY’er has uncovered evidence of what many of us suspected - Trump is a cheap bastard with a fetish for gold spray paint. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 21/08/2025Folks, we are witnessing political satire for the ages! Since MAGA loves to hijack our terms and repurpose them for their own bad-faith arguments, I say we start returning the favor. I hereby declare that MAGA now stands for Make America Gavin Already. MAGA!!!!!! 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 15/08/2025Gavin Newsom is the best SNL Trump ever. Prove me wrong. 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 14/08/2025President Newsom continues the epic trolling of Convict Trump 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 13/08/2025Trump’s latest polling numbers just came out showing his National Approval rating at 37%. His net approval rating is at -8.6 for August, and has even fallen 9% points among Republican voters since taking office. Trump’s response? “Wow! Highest polling Republican President in HISTORY! Thank you.” 210 2
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 13/08/2025Newsom has apparently discovered his calling in life. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 13/08/2025Define “narcissist”: Convicted felon Trump fires the head of the Kennedy Center, appoints himself chairman, then shares a post of the Center he’s the self-appointed head of thanking himself for “restoring the grandeur” of the thing that was already perfectly fine before he showed up and ruined it. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 12/08/2025Apparently, Trump is now at the FAFO stage of his presidency. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 11/08/2025“I’ll take ‘Things Nobody Has Been Asking For That Distract From The Epstein Files’ for $600, Alex.” “A Statement from Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America: Gold will not be Tariffed!” 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 09/08/2025Apparently the internet is just now finding out what Trump did to the Oval Office door. Can we maybe get this guy tested for meth? 110 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 09/08/2025It turns out we actually can all agree on a some things. 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 03/08/2025The very stable genius is having a midnight meltdown. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 26/07/2025Sweetheart, you didn't need to tell us who you voted for. All you had to say was you were a "wite Suburian" and we could've figured out the rest. 110 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 25/07/2025"TO JEFF – YOU ARE THE GREATEST! - Donald" – A heartwarming message in Epstein's copy of Donald Trump’s book “Trump: The Art of the Comeback” 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 24/07/2025NEVER FORGET: Donald Trump is president for “all” Americans! 🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣 It’s so incredibly baffling why so many people don’t like this guy. 020 2
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 24/07/2025If you’re curious what Massie did to deserve Trump’s ire, well…um…he co-sponsored a bipartisan bill to require the release of the Epstein files. WHAT A…SLOW MOVING…LOSER!!! 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 21/07/2025Yes, convicted felon Donald Trump just posted an AI video of Obama getting arrested. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 21/07/2025This is why reasoning with MAGA is futile. They’re like two brain cells from child sacrifice by fire at this point. 200 2
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 20/07/2025GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE!!! America was completely DEAD a year ago, but now it’s the “hottest” and most respected country in the world. All thanks to Trump…who apparently ended a bunch of foreign wars NOBODY EVEN KNEW ABOUT! 100 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 20/07/2025Convicted felon Donald Trump is so desperate to turn America’s attention to literally ANYTHING other than Epstein that they’re actually floating the idea that Russia interfering in the 2016 election was **really** Obama tampering with the election to “subvert the will of the people.” In 2016. 001 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 14/07/2025America 2025 is officially a Jerry Springer episode. Stephen Miller just called a CA judge a “communist” for making a ruling he didn’t like, and Gavin Newsom’s office responded by calling Miller a “fascist cuck” (because Miller’s wife ran off with Elon Musk). 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 14/07/2025Things you will find all over Trump’s social media account: Donald Trump with athletes, celebrities, and Glorious Odes To Himself Things you will NOT find: Donald Trump with working-class Americans, victims of tragedy, or anyone else who doesn’t have the $1 million Mar A Lago initiation fee 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 13/07/2025Trump just got ratioed for the first time in his Truth* Social history. (If you're not familiar with the term "ratioed," it refers to a social media post that receives more backlash than likes or re-shares.) 130 3
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 13/07/2025Donald Trump’s tiny brain just officially broke. 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 12/07/2025It will always remain baffling that MAGA simply can’t understand why people call Trump a threat to democracy. He’s now threatening to take away Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship, an American Born Citizen: 010 1
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 11/07/2025From the official White House Twitter/X account 000 0
Shane Almgren @shanealmgren.substack.com · 10/07/2025This is why people are still talking about that “creep,” and why convicted felon Trump very much wished they’d stop. 010 1