Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Every Pratchett fan has a different answer, and they're all right. I used the tried and true method of seeing which one had the cover I thought was coolest that day. Turned out to be Reaper Man, about Death being fired by the Auditors of Reality because he's gone a bit peculiar. 020
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I'm on the moors right now, six pounds of chuck in my pockets 1130
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026This appears to be SOP for ICE. Sometimes they even bother to have two different agents give the mutually exclusive commands. Manufacturing cause for brutality as a matter of course. 010
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Luckily for them, it's also what the confirmable repeatable data say. 0261
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025#AusPol #AusVotes share.votecompass.com/Kid9INkBzZNA... Mash the potato, mute the trumpet, and deport Ku Klux Karen back to her fish and chip shop.share.votecompass.comMy Vote Compass Results - 2025 Australian ElectionVote Compass calculated my alignment with the candidates running in the 2025 Australian election. Try it for yourself! 161
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025You "take over parties", huh? Sounds like the only one having good times is you. 150
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025You decided this, along with all the other shit that's happened since the election, was an acceptable consequence of getting on your moral high horse. The only thing more soulless than that is being one of the shitcunts who actively chose it. 120
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 26/01/2025If anyone's wondering where I got that number from: www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comSandman author Neil Gaiman faces more sexual assault allegationsThe Sandman and American Gods author is the subject of a New York Magazine cover story. 010
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 26/01/2025For him to be innocent every one of the 8 victims who came forward and all of their witnesses must be liars and every piece of evidence they supplied must be fake, all to get one innocent man imprisoned. That's a complex conspiracy you're positing. 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Is there a day job that would make it acceptable to run a crypto scam using her name? 120
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Protip: Don't drive so you don't have to look in the mirror, and take a little break from Janelle Monae's "Make Me Feel". 000
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Let's put it this way: When JK Rowling denied aspects of the Holocaust on Twitter she successfully sued people who said she denied aspects of the Holocaust on Twitter, even extracting a public apology. Truth alone only gives you a chance of winning, and only if you have deep pockets. 1641
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 12/01/2025And that is why I won't bother continuing this conversation. You're either dishonest or too entrenched in your ideology for basic confirmable fact to penetrate, so talking to you is pointless. 100
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 12/01/2025You keep proving my point. Global average sea levels have risen 9 inches since 1880, an objective measurable fact, and you reject that fact. Fiji alone has had to start moving over 40 villages due to rising sea levels, displacing thousands. That's a microcosm of your stance on the environment. 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025You may as well be saying the theory of gravity is unrealistic at this point. Your stance on fossil fuels makes your purported goal impossible. 100
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 10/01/2025No, you're making scientific fact into a political football to avoid addressing it. Unless you're on site ignoring a fire or medical emergencies to have this discussion, there's no reason to avoid the topic other than the desire to do so. 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 09/01/2025It's not "political propaganda", it's identifying a major cause and calling for it to be addressed. 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I don't see it as capitulation. This is interests aligning. Trump benefits from unfettered propaganda, Zuck benefits from rage-induced engagement. 000
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Everyone's answering sincerely and all I can think is "They didn't leave any Grandma for leftovers". 020
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Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024It's unknown as of yet. There's only speculation. He went on threatening rants about the "Islamization of Europe", but also against Germany's reduction in refugee acceptance, among many other possible reasons. We probably won't learn much more right away. 251
Reposted by ShampyonDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/12/2024One symptom of a moral panic is that "i've never experienced it, but I've heard its bad elsewhere" because they are responding to extreme and unrepresentative cases that gain disproportionate attention. 13902202
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You thinking it's "psychotic" to not want to associate with vile bigots, or to not trust people who are happy to associate with vile bigots, says everything about who you are as opposed to what you pretend to be. 010
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Don't be obtuse. He chose to not only accept the support from a known group of vile shitheads, but mention their vile shitheads group by name without judgement. May as well post a pleasant "These Klansmen taught me to bake ginger snaps". You don't thank Nazis if you aren't on their fucking side. 130
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Conversation, like water, takes the shape of its container. Microblogging promotes short, snappy, un-nuanced convos. It's a testament to the culture early adopters built that this place has somewhat better conversation than similar competitors. The water fighting the bucket. 010
Reposted by ShampyonEveryLibrary @everylibrary.bsky.social · 05/12/2024There seem to be a number of Americans who don’t know what to do if they find a book they don’t like at the library. For them, we wrote this handy step-by-step guide. action.everylibrary.org/what_do_i_do...action.everylibrary.orgWhat do I do if I don't like a book at the library?A handy step-by-step guide. 34592272
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024No-one's against that, but they're using the guise of "cutting government waste" to gut stuff that isn't waste - it's simply things that benefit the poor and/or average American and not just the wealthy. 000
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Any adult who's been through chemo knows how tortuous it is without the right anti-emetics. Making a kid go through it with none just to safeguard shareholder value is fucking inhuman. 0190
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If someone deliberately shits in your punchbowl at every Thanksgiving dinner you don't assume they'll be a polite guest at Xmas. 040
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I don't see any movement to facilitate bigotry and harassment or promote propaganda bot farms, so I don't see how it could become "the left-wing X". 000
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Our minimum wage is over $20/hr and the QSR sector only keeps growing (over 8% per year), including new small businesses. In my region the only thing keeping the rate that low is predatory rent pricing. If it's a rapid time-frame you're worried about, feel free to lobby for a gradual increase. 000
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"If a little bit of anaesthetic helps why not inject 3 litres". 010
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024McDonalds Australia installed kiosks back in 2017. The number of workers didn't decrease, they just refocused from counter to kitchen and deliveries. Prices have only increased in line with inflation and we still have the Dollar Menu. 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Dunno, are there? AFAIK most, if not all, would have been charged under state, not federal laws, so he wouldn't have the power to pardon them. If there are any that meet your stated criteria, I think he should. 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024He's the outgoing President. What do you expect him to do, rile up a mob to storm the capitol? 120
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Which, given the timing, would be tried under a regime that has openly vowed vengeance on Biden and all they view as enemies. And if convicted, sentenced served under a department now controlled by those same vengeance-driven people. Makes more sense, logically and ethically, to just pardon him. 121
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Thanks for that - reported, and added to my block list. 1140
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This is a crime that almost never results in a jail sentence in the first place, unless the crime was committed alongside a violent one. Typical way most people for for those crimes is to pay the debt and some fines, which he's done. 131
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I think it's creepier than that. He's pushed the idea that Neuralink could one day cure autism. Going by his retweets he also thinks "transgenderism" is just a symptom of autism. When you put those together... 120
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024"national treasure" if you were any further up his backside you could lick his tonsils 010
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Don't nitpick the word "never". It's been well studied over the past decade, results consistent and reported by most major news orgs. c.75% of people don't read past the headline and share links without reading the article. Of those, over 75% are conservatives reposting conservative sources. 050
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024"Deranged people are threatening to mass-murder children so they must have something rational to be angry about!" How are you so fucking stupid? 110
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024That was the purpose of capitalising the word "lockout" in the second post. Clarifying that it's a lockout, not lockdown. 010
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024And this isn't a conspiracy theory, this is literally how anti-porn and similar anti-obscenity laws have been and are being used. 000
Shampyon @shampyon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024OK, this is discourse I was unaware of and didn't know I'd instantly agree with. It's just good visual design, if Lois is depicted with literally violet eyes then give Jon those eyes to make it clear he really is a blend of BOTH his parents! 020