iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Shamey @shamey.gay · 15h

yea man that's how you fix it

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 16h

this is me irl

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 21/10/2026

Thinkin' fondly about the last time Wayne obliterated a CA and we all got commemorative bottle openers 💖

Commemorative bottle opener with "ISSUED TO EXPIRE / ENTRUST IS A FUCK / REVOKE EM ALL 219 / I AM YOS POS / 410,757,864,530 DEAD CERTS" etched on it

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 21/10/2026

Took Jeffrey long enough

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— Something Awful

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

20) Agnes Tachyon. Another one that's mostly here because I associate her with Osaka. I would let her experiment on me.

Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume. She's got brown hair and is wearing a labcoat over a sweater and tights.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

19) Adiane from Gurren Lagann. She pegs. One of my formative experiences as a teen was finding a picture of her pegging Viral that was real fucking hot.

Adiane from Gurren Lagann. She's a scorpion lady in a stylized kimono. She's got blue hair and an eye patch.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

18) Megaman Zero. I don't need to explain this one.

Zero from Megaman. He's a cool robot guy with a sword. He's red and black and has long yellow hair. C'mon.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

17) Rin from Free! Yes another spiky teeth red hair boy. I am noticing the pattern too. I have a sexy figurine of him showing off his fuckboy legs in that skin-tight swimsuit.

Rin from Free! Red hair spiky teeth muscular boy.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

16) The twins from Ouran Highschool Host Club. Faggy gay boys who kiss each other. Yes good.

The Twins from Ouran. Red hair, identical, wearing a nice school uniform.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

15) Tama from AI:TSF. She's a bossy dommy mommy who's horny in the most dorky ways and is enough of a goober to constantly laugh at terrible jokes. Very good.

Tama from AI: The Somnium Files. Long blond hair, red eyes, some sort of kinky military cyber uniform, her hands are transparent and have visible nerves? Not sure how I'd describe that.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

14) Bakugo also from MHA. Mostly because everyone seems to agree he's a tsundere pathetic bottom and that's Great.

Bakugo from My Hero Academia. Blond hair boy looking smug, wearing a school uniform.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

13) Kirishima from MHA. Never seen it, but boy does it have a good spikey tooth red hair fuckboy design. Excellent yaoi.

Kirishima from My Hero Academia. He's got spiky red hair and spikey teeth and is wearing a school uniform. He's got a big dopey smile.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

12) SR3 from Five Star Stories. I can't let Osa have *all* the bots now can I?

SR3, a white humanoid robot with a decidedly feminine, angular form.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

11) Pretty much anyone from BLAME! Here's Sanakan for reference but they're all excellent. I would die horribly but it would be worth it.

The cover of BLAME! volume 3, featuring Sanakan, a robotic girl with a big ol' gun.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

10) Astolfo. How the hell did I get this far without saying Astolfo. Specifically his Candy Pink outfit from Extella Link, which I call Hatstolfo. Hatstolfo is best stolfo.

Astolfo! He's wearing a pink hat and has pink hair and is doing a cute pose and making a peace sign and he's ADORABLE.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

9) Lusamine from Pokemon Sun & Moon. One of the horniest pokemon characters ever created. Has a literal corruption arc in the game. I want her to step on me.

Lusamine, blond lady with long legs looking smug.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

8) N from Pokemon Black / White. I am SO fucking ready for the inevitable gen V remake entirely because N will come back into the cultural consciousness and we will get so much new yaoi of him.

N from Pokemon Black/White. Pretty, slender boy with long green hair, wearing a white shirt and tan pants.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

7) Midna. Guess I should have some girls. Midna is mostly because @osaka.zone is basically irl Midna and that's Hot. Idk man it's fuckin' Midna.

Midna. Thicc waisted imp creature with a big stone mask looking devious.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

6) Weirdly, not Sephiroth, but OH BOY do those three twinks he turns into fuckin' do it for me. Counting them as one person because I think they actually are one person, or something?

Remnants of Sephiroth, three twinky boys with white hair wearing black.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

4) Axel Kingdomhearts. Speaking of "boys I was way too into in high school".

Axel from Kingdom Hearts. He's got red spiky hair and is wearing a black trench coat. Got it memorized?

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

3) Noiz, also from DMMD. Edgy boys are hot. I want to obliterate his Hot Topic ass.

Noiz from DRAMAtical Murder. He's wearing a green and black outfit with a smiley face that's got blood dripping from its mouth on his hat. He's got a bunch of piercings cuz he's edgyyyyy

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

2) Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder. My other Comfort Boy. Look at how pretty he is. Look. Look.

Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder. He's got long blue hair and is wearing a puffy blue and white jacket and jeans and he's got big dumb headphones and is overall quite Precious.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

1) Viral from Gurren Lagann, but if you know me you already knew this one. The entire reason I'm into spikey teeth, had a big ol' picture of him looking all sexy on my wall when I was a teenager.

Viral from Gurren Lagann. He's got blonde hair and spiky teeth and is wearing some kinda red suit thing. He is looking determined and leaning forward in his mech. He is sexy.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 19/10/2026

Hmph, fine, I'll do it too.

1 like = 1 character I want to have sex with

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 18/10/2026

yeah I agree with this person

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 15/10/2026

Oh I love that game

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 13/10/2026

will this plant nugget be delicious or not? make your guesses now!

Plant nugget. It's yellow and spotted and round and under a leaf.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 13/10/2026

I don't think I know how this meme works properly

The meme in the quote, but the guy is saying "I haven't seen this movie" and the thing going over his head is "Themes and stuff cuz you haven't seen it"

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 11/10/2026

One of the news articles used as a source for that:

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 08/10/2026

I've known about that Amazon interests thing for quite a while so it's fun to see everyone discovering it. Anyway here's the funniest thing about mine. I buy my tactical survival men's levis slim-fit jeans from the women's department, yep.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 07/10/2026

Hell yeah it does, top comment

Top comment on the song, "The world needs more gay lonesome cowboy love songs"

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 06/10/2026

I did in fact buy a plushie yesterday! I would love it if you drew Penny from WarioWare

Penny from WarioWare. She's got orange hair and round glasses and is wearing a labcoat and holding a big nozzle thing.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 06/10/2026

It's skinktober post skinks

A skink with a blue tail making a wiggly shape

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 05/10/2026

Oh that's just The Noodle, don't mind them

The Noodle, purple snake-like creature, in a small garden

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 05/10/2026

Oh yeah! I met a bunny on Saturday!!!

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 03/10/2026

I think most of mine are false positives and just because I was very into exclusively boys and very loud about that fact starting very early (middle school)

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 02/10/2026

It her!!!! the flanders!!!!

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 01/10/2026

I'm not entirely sure why but this morning I wanted to draw my buddy Red's cute girly handsona but as a fops, so I did. #art

A drawing of a hand with a body wearing a cute ribbon around their wrist-neck, making the "kon kon" fox shape. It says "kon kon" on either side.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 01/10/2026

Yeah that's the thing I'm thinkin' of, the way they denature is they like, unzip and it lets stuff bind to them.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 27/09/2026

Look at how hard they tried! They even fucking commissioned fan art of these to try to seem authentic! And 4 anime shorts from Studio Pierrot! And nobody but me even remembers it existed because it is from some cursed alternate hell dimension that only I can peer into!

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 26/09/2026

Nevermind I wanna be the bailiff

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 26/09/2026

I can't decide which of these two guys I would be in this situation.

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