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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️

@shallowhydra.bsky.social
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its me shallot (like the onion) making shitty rpg game with birds in it world famous and beloved splatling player 9k xp 67 paddling wins i like birds and sometimes i do pokemon vgc

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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 10h
if i cannot eventually create a shop theme as good as the early 3ds eshop one then i will have failed as a composer
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at grok how do i fill the gaping chasm in my soul
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
more raes
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TWO of them whoaw there is multiple characters in a story
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why he sound like that is this the new update
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can someone turn me into a pile of sludge on the ground like a green sludge pile. I don’t wanna do this anymore I think The Slime sounds good
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you pay 5,000 USD/month for this recently revamped studio apartment?
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fucking wish i recorded it. I had the most absurd death I’ve ever seen in a video game in this world literally on my way to fight cultist. got turned to stone by an offscreen medusa > landed on a geyser > janitored by jungle bat I’m losing my mind
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made an alt for shitty little doodles and whatever but like more personal go follow if you love shaggot
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been doing hardcore terraria and im finding never before seen cheese methods at every turn
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
please
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sapph🔜Seabattle 11 @sapphireia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
DOWNLOAD MERLIN BIRD ID
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know nothing about palworld but i’m glad it exists because the terraria crossover allows me to easily erect the Corruption Cockblocker 9000™️
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Moving next year and i set up an appointment with my college to ask about how i should handle classes I can’t take online with them and they told me to ask claude
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
have to start playing splatoon again so i can do a transition timeline with exactly this at a different lan
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OOT remake does look really good but why the fuck are we using the shit ass stupid horizontal menu from TOTK instead of this for key items like what are we doing
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
figured it out everyone don't worry
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
whole lot of random pain occurring lately. hopefully this is not indicative of a larger underlying problem as if that is the case i will be ignoring it,
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i had a dream that i was gnawing on a jagged little ball of granite
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[Splatoon 3] Version 11.3.1 will be released tomorrow. It contains data for the new Splatfest, as well as the stages Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig. The theme is Shit vs. Piss vs. Cum. The Tricolor Splatfest stages will be Walleye Warehouse and Saltspray Rig.
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I said this yesterday but if this were actually in S3 not a single one of these walls would be paintable
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
part of me almost wishes squid roll was never introduced because i feel like the boring bland ass maps in s3 are directly a result of them trying to hinder players from using the mechanic in any skillful way at all. S2 maps have more squid roll/surge spots than S3 maps its driving me insane
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
im a big fan of this gif i like it a lot i think everyone should use it
static.klipy.com
Dino Bird Velociraptor Bird
ALT: Dino Bird Velociraptor Bird
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
banned for cheating
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
anyone else
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“competitive players should play what wins and understand that their favorites won’t always work” and “i am dissapointed with a recent balance patch that failed to address numerous issues with the game and also made some worse” are not mutually exclusive. you all play splatoon, you’re already losing
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dm me fagot
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i wanna play terraria do i have any friends that wajna play terrariraa
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
splatoon community left in shock after splatoon 3 patch does very little to substantially alter the game, which has never happened before
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ive never actually explained anything about the game im working on outside of vague early dev screenshots. should i make an actual comprehensible log explaining stuff or die
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
they are buffing the 52 gal
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
doing this style of animated still portrait has been more difficult than I expected within the canvas limitations but itll be worth it so you can see her suffer in real time because you're bad
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
raiders activated the splatoon part of my brain again that's not good
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
deltarune chapter 6 will be 2 minutes long and will be a cutscene of papyrus struggling to put the knight outfit on
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
look closer.
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
well :)
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i wish i was a red headed woodpecker
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gotta start preparing for the possibility of being homeless haha what a nightmare
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think the only thing that dissapointed me from raiders was the abscense of main weapon attribute modifiers like side order had. its weird that none of the splatlings can ever have respin or charge storage, it wouldve been cool if those were like something you could apply to a weapon with chunks
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
excuses excuses
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the falloff of the power tank in postgame must be studied
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Splatoon raiders is so good it finally got my sister to play the game with me. 10/10 game i hope there’s some kind of roguelike dlc with multiplayer
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my putrid little chud piano
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah!
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Spirey
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
because i want to play the piano……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
dude i preordered raiders from walmart and the shipment is getting delayed by 2 days how do i kill my self
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