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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’d get the McDonald’s then eat both.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If he looks that good at his age, hes not doing rock &roll righ.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Dispose
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Yo cant operate for uber with that kind of rating.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
That’s as impressive as being CEO of Red Lobster.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
That is the answer to so many questions.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I would have gone with the brown gloves. But that’s just me.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
That’s not the Trump slumped over his desk photo I’ve been hoping for. I mean for Christ sake already….
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I wonder if she ever let him drive?
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Thank you, you crossed every T.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Unless you’re reading books about cleaning up crime scenes. Ya gotta think ahead.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This has left me pun-less. Sorry
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
That is a good question. I watch them all the time out my window in SF and I wonder who cleans them, helps the elderly or infirmed .
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
So you’re a secretary?
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
You fucky fucky now?
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You’ve done your work. Thanks
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I’m sure that’s not legal, it would have to apply to everyone.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
To distract you while his friends are stealing your frys
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Loved that show. You just reminded me my girlfriend hasn’t seen it. Looks like I get the remote this month.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Guess she had to open the age requirement if she’s going to date at work. That joke works both ways.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Love that the door to the oval has a peep hole.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wait till you see the extension cord.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Hell ya
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Technology based on 8-track tapes.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
So Jeff saved a girl from a fate worse than death.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
That’s Patton Oswalt in a bird costume.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Thanks for sharing
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Is the other chair for your muse?
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I didn’t need a book to figure that out. But thanks Mike.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Trump does look like Haggis.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My only question is $12.95. In blue states that’s 3 for 20. And the trans ones are two for one.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Nothing a private flight to Qatar won’t fix.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
He and the wife brought us the term super predators. Guess who they meant?
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Rod really put his heart into that one.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Bet the golf courses are green.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I think he had bigger tits. Rip. lol
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I guess Matt was ok. Mark thought always name dropping, Jesus this, Jesus that, oh last night….
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
That is beautiful. Who could say know.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Can’t even put into words, just fear.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Well played.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Reading now. Depression to follow.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
He was and probably is.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
She should have gone out for air.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Sitting up playing cards.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
That eluded me too. Damn
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
You’re a 150 year old dating a 17 year old. Thats a pedophile.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I will move to NY just to vote for you
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Bill will go down as one of the greatest Republican presidents.
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Were did you find that?
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devine @shalligoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
That is a twilight zone episode.
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