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@shakyjoanne.bsky.social
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Single Sexy Trans Aunty™️ who loves a paddle. Bake me a cake and serve me a chippy tea. Take me for a splash, in Sutton on Sea. Zebra, and RNLI member... Ski bum, Beach bum on the seashore,maybe maybe, ask me more... t4t

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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 13h
Google Assistant of old was spot on in results and had a great voice. Google Gemini is hopeless.
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 21h
Anyone remember that MP Dennis Skinner? Reminds me of Zach Polanski... All mouth.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 21h
Deborah Barone, Short and good looking, Just one thing..... Don't try her cooking........
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Debra Barone's Sarcastic "Thank You"
ALT: Debra Barone's Sarcastic "Thank You"
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday, Google ended the OG assistant that had worked fine for years. Forcing Gemini on me, a different voice, and not the same as before. My phone's ai core denied.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next week on #granddesigns, a woman gets pregnant, some windows don't fit, the husband gets confused, and Kevin gets his slide rule out, and as if by magic, she gets knocked up again, and the window suddenly fits.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#totp 1979 and 1988 this Fri, followed by Pet shop Boys at the BBC.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how many levels of ouroboros are you on, man
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
granddesigns No one's pregnant this episode... Poor Kevin, no one to knock up 🤣
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Will we ever get fed up with Biscoff Cheesecakes or puddings?
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Creamy Biscoff Cheesecake Slice
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Tom is so androgynous.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo See, the friends comment, told you...
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo If unsure, do hip dip dog shit, you trood in it, out goes you....
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Jamaica? No, she went on her own!
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo She's autistic. Eyes closed bless her heart. She may be a bit lacklustre but she's having a go.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo You can't test a biscuit until you've a brew.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo I'd eat it... Fuck it.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Jaunty klaxon.....
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Zesty flavour with a cheeky hint of cat piss. Yumm
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zach Polanski and his sound bites mean shit if he won't demand an audience with Burnham and put him straight. I'm sick of wet lettuce people in charge just saying shit, and achieving jack shit, and us being stuck in the same shit everyday.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo I think Dani is on the spectrum and is maybe a lonely person who is out of her depth doing this bake.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Naughty Biscuits Paul? Like porn?
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Miso fancy a Biscoff Biscuit.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too much fat makes the biscuit spread #gbbo
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Cookie? It's a BISCUIT FFS
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Well, my biscuits are in the style of a pretentious prick and coated in essence of dead T-Rex.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Bake your biscuits in the style of an American Cookie.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gbbo Let the wank-off begin.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's Joke.. 2 fish in a tank. One says to the other, " do you know how to drive this thing ? ".
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coming here... In small boats.... Stealing our diesel.....
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sign and stop this rw scum.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you are just stealing diesel, but you go full on gammon and lose it....
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Is it Casio?
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Daft Punk?
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Bhattacharya has the best day of her life.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Fella on the end just makes me think of the word scheiße
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Name the tree: Is it a Christopher? Looks one...
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Emmanuel Brickman sounds like an ace Pornstar name.
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Ron Bailar
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge
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Divine Drag Queen
ALT: Divine Drag Queen
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Hair of the show goes to... Devine. Style of the show goes to Brickman for his waving goodbye style.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Say it slower Hun.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#universitychallenge Oh shut up Amol...
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@andyburnham.bsky.social Trans Rights Are Human Rights 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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His Royal Huwness 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐸🇵🇸🇪🇺 @litterygeniarse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@andyburnham.bsky.social @jackabbott.bsky.social Help the people of Gaza Provide direct aid Support the UN Call out the genocide Stop material support to Israel. Grow some principles @zackpolanski.bsky.social @eddavey.libdems.org.uk @johnswinney.bsky.social @rhunapiorwerth.bsky.social
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bring forth Universally Challenged.
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#onlyconnect Web u twat
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#onlyconnect 'Kelly'
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#onlyconnect Anneka Streule
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Kirsty McTear 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her @kirsty-mctear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A VIDEO TO WATCH… It’s an older video, brief and very much to the point, without a load of silly jump cuts for effect (which I find annoying)… youtu.be/xLFNa142VWU?...
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Demonizing transgender people is nothing new.
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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ᒍOᗩᑎᑎE • 1Ø yrs a Ha¡r ẞtyl¡st • 🏳️‍⚧️🦓 @shakyjoanne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#apocalypse Imagine being stuck with these twats I'd walk off, live in a bus or the underground.
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