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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

extremely funny to see this, having come out of a meeting where the executive idea was to "democratize information", which i'm confident they had no idea what the fuck it meant nor for whom it would need democratizing, it really feels like trying to make a cat happy but all they can do is meow meow

post it written "innovate faster than ever before (incredibly agile)

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

something similar happened to me years ago, i was watching lost in translation but for some reason the dvd came with the accessibility feature turned on for visual impairment, which is a narrator describing everything on the scene i watched the entire movie like that and thought damn

mads mikkelsen with a bloodborne hat drinking champagne with a cigarette in his hand

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

kino is back on the menu

an anime girl with spyglasses licking their lips, a blue sky behind her

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

someone should warn the multi billion R$ revenue company i work for that has copilot as a *required feature for every single developer* copilot *usage* is a fucking company wide performance metric. Usage, how much money you burn, regardless of efficiency, is a yearly-bonus-performance metric

3d render of a skeleton with veins highlighted, below it there's a subtitle which says "That's bad cable management. Pull them out."

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

same experience here, even basic prs turn into a novel of changes requested the future is here baby, and it looks like a single dev responsible for merging code from an entire team that takes 5 minutes to produce and 5 weeks to review because the people producing it cannot give a fuck

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

but black dynamite, i love arguing about linux on bluesky

idris elba with a surprised/caught off guard expression

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

im going fucking insane here what the fuck, every single instance of "huh, there sure was a vibe shift from imma fire mah lazor to jews conspiracy in a very short period of time" WAS NOT WRONG AT ALL ON ANY LEVEL WHAT THE FUCK

spongebob looking confused in a tv static background

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

hell ye we seeding that shit

k-on protagonist holding a cup in one hand and a beer in another, in a brazilian national football team hoodie and a cap that says please be patient i have autism, in the background there is a group of brazilian women also wearing the brazilian football team clothes

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

*reading the absolutely gorgeous transmetropolitan covers, each by a different and wildly distinct artist that i still remember decades after seeing them* yeah this sucks this is awful ewieeee ewwww fuck no ewwwww stop thaaat nooo stooooop please ewww

transmetropolitan cover
a bald tattooed man is carrying a woman on his back and smiling

transmetropolitan cover
spider jerusalem is at the front with a weapon with smoke coming off of it
at the background there's a man carrying the picture of the smiler, and in the background of him there's a large poster of the same picture

transmetropolitan cover
spider jerusalem is at the front, looking at a device and smoking

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

most insane rules channel message i've seen to date

a discord channel message which says: "Due to a history of disrespectful and sometimes sociopathic behavior among many geometric algebra enthusiasts, the geometric-algebra channel has special rules."

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

queria ter tempo pra fazer isso tb

image of a truck fom the cars movie, with the caption "it's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can't fix"

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

damn they fucked up my only child too

old heimerdinger art, he looks like sentient spaghetti all fucked up

new heimerdinger art, he looks like a kind old guy

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

i guess they steal legit accounts and then start the scam if the second screen is something you received, then i'd reach out separately to twitter support, but if it's something they sent you it's just an edited image, happens a lot

a phishing attempt talking about reported accounts

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

im not american but i keep thinking about transmetropolitan lately and how tame it is compared to how the real US turned out, the comic still slaps but the idea that a leaked audio of trump saying the same thing resulting in any consequence just sounds naive at this point

A page from the transmetropolitan comic, it depicts the antagonist mentioning that he wants to be president because he thinks he should be. He also mentions how much he hates people.

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

todas portas desse ap tem um gap quando vc fecha, qualquer vento que passa essa merda começa a chacoalhar

the singer from death grips in a car, with seatbelts on, holding his head with his mouth open as if screaming, the image is edited, his eyes glow yellow and the words "madness" are on screen

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

oh nyooo gcp caiu oh nyoooo

kim jong un lighting a cigarrete up with the subtitle "in the midst of it's so over, i found there was, within me, an invincible we're so back"

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

"depois desse projeto deve acalmar as coisas"

a picture of bocchi the rock with the news-channel-like banner of "live reaction", she has a neutral, bland expression

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

this cover blew my mind like nothing else on the planet, i felt like this was indistinguishable from reality on every possible level

commandos 2 cover, the face of the protagonist is in focus, and it's clearly computer generated

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

abrindo a tl todo dia like

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

went to check how it was nowadays and holy fuck lmao data.worldbank.org/indicator/IP...

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

rpgcodex.net/article.php?...

north korea leader lighting up a cigarrete with the text "in the mids of its so over i found there was, within me, an invincible we're so back"

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

é fácil de digitar com 1 mão e sempre uso pra teste

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

caralho eu saí de férias e deixei um pr aberto, dai agora to fazendo o setup das coisas pra voltar amanhã e o pr ainda tava aberto, fui ver o pq

um campo de log com a propriedade "ass:1"

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

se a pessoa sentir tesão em uma conta de luz atrasada e quiser se masturbar pra isso acho tão válido quanto optimus prime sacudo, só importa como a pessoa se sente e quem é afetado, se ngm é e a pessoa acha massa seria um crime contra humanidade e td que é bom n empilhar conta atrasada

a white background image with the words "works cited: " and a crackpipe below the text

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shake @shakewt.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

based based based wowie based based

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