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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 02/07/2026

🎂YOU GUYS! 🎉 @elbowroom1970.bsky.social, home of the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social is TURNING 1 YEARS OLD. And my high school crony, punk rock beast fiend @tobycocktail.bsky.social is SIGNING BOOKS. There will be beverages. There will be stories. It'll be a hoot.

July 5th at the Elbow Room in VanWA!

Come shoot the shit with us old duffers in a really dark bar full of amazing draaaanks and beautiful 70s ambiance.

"Drunk Storytelling Highly Encouraged?"

HOW CAN YOU REFUSE A HOOK LIKE THAT.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Hello, 30 followers! There's a problem with the card reader, which is to say that cell service is about as strong in the Elbow Room as RFK Jrs grip on reality: Nil. So if you have problems, you can contact me here or my main account: @ominousrabbit.com and I'll get you all fixed up.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Well, now we HAVE to find this bumper sticker.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

New in the Shaggin' Wagon: 🌸🌱SPRINGGGGGGGGGGGGG💐🌼🌱 Party in a Pack, full of cheerfulness! And 🌺flower crowns🌺 for Maypole enthusiasts, if you know what I mean. (with lights in them, a step up from those primitive wreaths of yore) Come all ye satyrs and nymphs to ring in fecundity!

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Whoops! Forgot to post (for weeks), but on this first day of #spring, just got in some flower headbands that I have to package up. #GlowUp #UFancy #equinox

Shaggin Wagon proprietess wearin' some fancy hair flowers for spring.

Equinox, YO!

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

When the Shaggin' Wagon gets checked out by a Dr. of Vending™ and repaired, this smoke show is waiting for some lucky buyer of an Animal Oracle. (I'm so sad I'm never there to see what people get)

Hot male kangaroo, leaning in a Burt Reynolds pose on the ground, propped on an elbow with his thicc thighs ready to leap into your life.

The fortune is: HEY GIRL.... *hubba hubba*

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

OH NO. #EpsteinFiles "The Shaggin' Wagon has been mentioned in the Epstein files two times for calling the billionaire class parasitic and calling for them to be hunted and eaten. They are currently sitting before Congress and cannot accept your money."

Sign on the Shaggin' Wagon, which is out of service right now.

"The Shaggin' Wagon has been mentioned in the Epstein files two times for calling the billionaire class parasitic and calling for them to be hunted and eaten. They are currently sitting before Congress and cannot accept your money."

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

We here at @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social HQ are happy to be the only vending machine (we think) out here slinging @cardsagainsthumanity.com minis. And I don't know if I got dinged for tariffs but this is fucking awesome.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Oh, you know. Sittin' around making Animal Fortunes and Oracles of DOOOOOOOOM.

Gecko flinging its tongue out with panache.

A fortune:

"Practice radical joy and live a radical life by being relentlessly yourself...in bed."

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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 25/01/2026

Hey, Microcosm! Your zine is moving into the world via the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social at @elbowroom1970.bsky.social! Thanks for making them for us in these historic times.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Went to stock the Shaggin' Wagon and to decorate a couple of things.

Mismatched magnet letters in the tradition of 70s refrigerators everywhere.

New monkey friends on top of the Shaggin' Wagon.

Bad Art Before and After:

Ugly drunk toddler drinking from a stein turns into dirty old gnome begging for love.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

New! YOUR ANIMAL BOSS in a mystery bag. One of a kind. Git it! #ShagginWagon

Plastic proboscis monkey with a note:

Listen up, pal!

This is your boss. I overheard you call me a dickhead while rubbing some magic lamp. NOW look. I'm stuck here in this dickhead monkey!

REVERSE the spell immediately. There will consequences if you do not rectify the situation with haste.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

A thread about this miserable moment, and vending machines that you pour your thimble of joy into anyway.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Mustaches IN! We might not solve any world problems, but we will help you forget how shitty everything is as you run around @elbowroom1970.bsky.social in your fancy mustache and giant 70s shades waving around your finger guns.

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Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO

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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 05/01/2026

Partial to the Frida Kahlo one on this shitty Monday.

L to R:

Motel key fobs for:

Moe's Tavern
Los Pollos Hermanos
Frida Kahlo "Not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb."

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

We can tell you who these brand new motel key fobs are NOT for: Russell Motherfascist Vought.

Motel keychains left to right

Fred Rogers "Look for the helpers"

Oscar's Trash Can
123 Sesame St.
NY NY 10023

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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 02/01/2026

Watching Rogue One. Not that any of you could relate to that.

Written March, 2017 during the first reign of terror.

Rogue One is out for download today, a movie about a multicultural band of rebels with no shared history but one terrible task: to resist the totalitarian empire threatening to take out the known world and everything in it.

Not that any of your could relate to that.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

The Shaggin' Wagon's got a theme song, y'all. 🤣 /ht to the husband of purveyor of the Shaggin' Wagon for sharing this most important truth.

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The Van ≣ 1977 ≣ Trailer

YouTube video by TrailerTrackerEnglish

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

You people are WEIRD, and I we LIKE it. You guys bought out Mystery Packs, which I have to say: they were full of mystery and I hope you had a blast. #shagginwagon

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

We don't have their products YET, but in honor of such a great and holy day, we did add a full @cardsagainsthumanity.com set for y'all to play while you're having some cocktails at @elbowroom1970.bsky.social #happyholidays for horrible people, *from* horrible people!

My personal set of Cards Against Humanity now available for your reindeer games at the Elbow Room, courtesy of the Shaggin' Wagon!

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Forgot to get something for those (adult) stockings? Need a bevvy to steel you before that family dinner? Kill two birds with one bar: @elbowroom1970.bsky.social for the hooch + Shaggin' Wagon for the wrapped prezzies! MYSTERIES FOR ALLLLLLLLL

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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 18/12/2025

I, humble vending machine owner, cannot compete with AI giving away everything for free!

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Now, we here at Shaggin' Wagon HQ aren't sure, but we MIGHT be the first vending machine approved for @cardsagainsthumanity.com sales. Can we gloat about this highest of honors? Because we are PROUD. Coming soon to one vending machine, nowhere near most of you! #ShagginWagon

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Gettin' ready for the recon mission: LOST KEYS 😭

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

A thread about this miserable moment, and vending machines that you pour your thimble of joy into anyway.

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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 16/12/2025

Or perhaps we'll go with Dirty Santa, just because.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

The sprites who man the Shaggin' Wagon are having a very dumb day, having lost not one but two sets of keys. ANYWAY... Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys. 🧵

Wrapped White Elephant or stocking stuffers, custom paper.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

We keep giving it the college try but it keeps not making enough money to sustain itself. Let us know if you need custom orders of any of @ominousrabbit.com's catalog, which is vast.

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shaggin-wagon.bsky.social @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

We're devastated by Rob Reiner and wife's untimely, devastating passing. Hold your people tight, and carry the generosity of spirit Rob Reiner brought to everything he directed and acted in, and to life itself.

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two boys covering their faces with their hands and the words stand by me above them

ALT: two boys covering their faces with their hands and the words stand by me above them

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