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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That empty performative “USA” chant is a total lie. No one hates America as much as Donald Trump. No one.

shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I know it’s not an important point, but why do all these people look like they’ve been extruded through a pasta maker? It’s like they are all extras from Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t they know that the person on the passenger side needs to brace it with their hand when taking a corner? It’s just poor training.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When running for Senate JD Vance quipped with a twinkle in his eye “Are you a racist?”. Then invited those people to vote for him. If anyone needs to get the hell out of this country, it’s him.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I shouted at the TV when I heard “He’s outcome so much”.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rahm Emanuel seems like he is one sex scandal from talking about being red pilled with Russel Brand.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump supporters live in America in 2026, hence their lives probably suck.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is long standing GOP tradition. Sen Rob Portman was one of the first GOP senators to support marriage equality, strictly because his son is gay. This is why they talk about the “evils of empathy” nowadays. It’s easier than saying “we hate the world we have created.”

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The GOP is just so much better at connecting with regular folks than those out of touch Dems.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ben resents everyone with talent and appeal for obvious reasons.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Valid criticism, but allow me to offer three counterpoints: Rob Ford, Pierre Poilievre, and Stephen Harper.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He’s completely correct any organization that scrounges up 2% vacuous, positive fluff to put anything this administration has done in a good light needs to be considered right wing advocacy.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Technically he wrote that his friends were either in Greece OR The Vineyard. So really he has two classes of friends: the garishly wealthy and the obscenely wealthy. So it’s unfair to imply he’s an elitist.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Imagine writing that paragraph and not immediately realizing that you are a complete jackass.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why doesn’t he apply this same logic to women?

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If “The Wire” were real, Ellison would be Rawles and Weiss would be Lt Marimow.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How ever will the Buckeye state survive when we don’t have people as talented and honest as Andrew Brenner in Columbus?

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Every rando at Trumpapalooza looks like they are responding to a cattlecall for SS prison guards.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Brand new sentence: “one of my favorite restaurants, Steak n’ Shake… helping to make America healthy again”. Yes that famous health food restaurant, Steak n’ Shake.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Senator Pick-Me is so desperate for validation if this does not work he might have resort to doing his job.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Working statistician here, all I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It is commonplace to travel to and from Philly and DC in a single day. It’s an Amtrak ride away.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Stories like this make it clear that politicians like Bevins push cruel and unjust policies simply because they are cruel and unjust people.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

There is such a sad, desperate longing for attention in so many right wing grifters. I pity these people, but not Trump. F that guy.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I would say he should stick to coaching, but we know how that turns out.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Obviously the pinnacle of human evolution. It’s so breathtaking to see a collection of specimens clearly touched by the benevolent hand of natural selection. They should have sent a poet.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

General rule of thumb: any dipshit who adds “PhD” to their screen name should not be taken seriously.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Maybe because it’s none of your goddamn business where people chose to register to vote, that and the whole old man shouting at cloud thing is wearing thin.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Ah yes, moderation is the key to winning elections evidenced by the pathologically moderates like President Kamala Harris, Majority Leader Schumer, and Speaker of the House Jeffries.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The dude played 3 games and has scored exactly as many points in the NBA as I have (0). I doubt that the WNBA will be interested.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ok, something history clearly demonstrates is that all autocrats are noisy weaklings.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m tired of cowardice being used as an explanation when greed and malintent are clear alternative explanations. These are not good people with tragic flaws; they are cynical despots, indifferent to the misery they bring and damage they do.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m not mad at Trump. He’s a rancid, evil, narcissistic rat. One should never expect anything good from a rancid, evil, narcissistic rat.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

For everyone wringing their hands about why Abdul El Sayed won his primary, this is a reason. Certainly not the only reason, but elected democrats habitually fail at having and standing up for principles.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You’d have a better chance finding a backbone in a jellyfish than a sitting U.S. Senator.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

While OH-15 takes a ridiculous gerrymandering tour around the state, i don’t think it touches Cleveland. Guess Mike Carey doesn’t think he needs to interact with his constituents to win another term.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

“It wasn’t me who kicked him off the ballot, it’s the Democrats”. That’s called standards, Champ.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

One of the most litigious people in America has never sued any one of the enormous number of people who have called him a rapist. That kind of feels like a confession.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Do you think this makes up for shooting and killing at least four innocent people this year?

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Says the person with a documented love of golden showers.

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shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social @shafowpuppetwhisky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I wish we had news anchors like these two in the U.S.

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