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ShadzSom

@shadziipoo.bsky.social
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Wife. Muva × 2. Jamaican.

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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If I posted a recording of how my son cries after leaving him for a minute in his playpen, they'd either pray for me or call CPS on me 😭.
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
End the "fake pocket" in women's wear!!!! Women like real pockets!!!
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I haven't done squats in WEEKS 🙃
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The way my feelings would DRY UP, I'd have none left to be able to feel some way about this situation. You're done to me.
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Bitch Pudding 🎀 @id0rkable.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When Jamaican people seh you ugly like Patoo just know they mean that shit.
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🐓 Golden Gilmore Gossip Girl @askanonpro.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Too many pro-life people make birthing a baby sound like taking a particularly strong dump and they need to fuck off with that, disrespectfully.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/03/2025
Still need dat!!!
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🧚🏽🌼 Fairy Thighmother🌼🧚🏽 @naiyalove.blacksky.app · 21/03/2025
Wait…. Is this Rick Ross as Bob Ross painting Ross from Friends IN A ROSS STORE?!?!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/03/2025
There isn’t enough jails in the world to pull me off somebody that touch my child without consent
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/03/2025
I’m not okay with anyone’s child being examined without consent… Is everyone okay????
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💖 ⚔️ Mrs. Roronoa ⚔️ 💕 @tamialexsis.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Could have done without the time change if we're being honest
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Elke🇨🇦 @elkep.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Have a good evening everybody. Third false spring starts tomorrow 🤞
Deep orange tulips with yellow tips gleam in the evening light.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/03/2025
Let me tell you something… them shepherds snapped with that Pie!!!
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Should have seen me reading this with great interest as I decided to swap out some of my morning coffees with green tea. What a piece a drapery.
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Lmaoooo hello?! A suh yuh did a gwaan?!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/03/2025
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ohmagahhhh
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zhoro @zhoex.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Eye, will never miss another (🇹🇹) carnival again 🙂‍↕️
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Y'all got Solomon so upset today.
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Broad pelvis 😭😭😭😭😭
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 03/03/2025
Stop making content and start making sense
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
That's why mi couldn't be a world leader. Don't let me know the codes. Don't show me the big red button because everything woulda flatten.
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Bray For Jade @brayforjade.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Trump knew what he was doing when he didn’t invite Ukraine to negotiations. How you fi a negotiate a peace deal with MY enemy and I’m not there. 🤣😭
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The amount of tears in my eyes right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Read Vengeance On The Heavens - Link in bio @elcriddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you've bought VENGEANCE ON THE HEAVENS already, whether it was just to support, or if you're half way through it, drop a review on Amazon and let me know what you think. If you haven't picked up your copy yet, it's available on all Amazon platforms in eBook, paperback, and hardcover!
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Well at least the Virgos are honest with themselves.
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. @ynqtwnsnd.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Damn #noholeleftbehind for real.
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Spawn of Yato @keeloween.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What
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Bray For Jade @brayforjade.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I never forgot that girl who opened the tub of ice cream at the supermarket, licked it, and then put it back in the fridge. She and her idiot friend were there giggling away. Hope her life was ruined forever
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I make some bomb ass salads enuh 😭
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🐓 Golden Gilmore Gossip Girl @askanonpro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I've been seeing my friends hex each other a lot so I, a completely innocent and unbiased third party, have decided to bring back and repurpose an oldie but goodie: PALS (Peace and Love in S̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶s̶ Skyline). Let's spread love, not cast curses!
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Guess being DOUSED in sweat from... activities cooled you down a bit.
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My children are dramatic AF enuh. Pray for me as I pray for myself.
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Bray For Jade @brayforjade.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
YOU KNOW BALL
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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SuckaBust @oglilith.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Evolutionary advantage *
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
When you have young children, how hot your morning tea or coffee is when you get to drink it determines how well the rest of your day is going to go.
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Lukewarm coffee is so ass 😭
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I haven't eaten a boiled or fried dumpling in more than 2 months. What is life? 😭
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Gigi @irackbrains.blacksky.app · 13/02/2025
Someone described BBLs as sit down hips while standing up and I think of that way too often 😂
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Guys Koffee alright? No man, I miss her voice 😭.
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Jesus Christ, never thought I'd hate BlueSky but here we are. Dem moderate the batty pic dem.
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「duane.png」 @duanepongo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We locked in @elcriddy.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Watching The Fix episode with Bolt and it hurt mi heart fi hear the man say he was so deliberate in making sure every opportunity he got, he pushed for it to be done in JA to improve the country and look how dem a treat di man. No sah. Sorry fi mawga dawg..
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
He was BBQing this evening again in *checks weather* -12 (feels like -18°) weather.
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not my sisters on a call right now discussing this tweet 😭
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ShadzSom @shadziipoo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Feral! She and Lashana Lynch 😭
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Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi) @yooneedmorejodi.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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