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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

subject to change, always, but here's what i've been feeling recently

Tyrannosaurus rex from Prehistoric Planet

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

they eventually got around to forcibly installing google messages on my old ass phone, which i was BARELY going to tolerate over like whatsapp or some shit, until they made gemini send me a text begging me to use it for "simply a fun conversation" eat shit and die

Poster-like image with crossed out pictures of a loudspeaker, a computer, and a line of kiosks; and the following text:
"All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To
And I Will *Never* Speak To You
I Do Not Want To Hear 'Thank You' From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being: You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue"

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

cat shaming: this unfortunately mustachioed freeloading bastard in my parents' house just used my dick as a springboard

Black and white tuxedo cat with a black pencil mustache marking on and under his nose, and green eyes and bright pink lips. He lays on his side/back looking at the camera with his head upside down.

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

went "fuuuck yooouuu" to another driver accidentally in the EXACT cadence of boss of this gym

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

fuck YES. through being fated enemies, locked in an evolutionary arms race, the mark of your foe inevitably and permanently lives inside you. nothing on earth is gayer than this

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" siiiiiiiigh

Tweet I made in August 2018, "i hate 'oomf' because i do not read it as 'one of my followers' i read it as mario taking damage in mario 64". Since I've long deleted my Twitter account there are no stats visible but I have a screenshot elsewhere of it with 55 thousand retweets and 225 thousand likes. It made my notifications unusable for three days.

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

missing my stupid animal tonight. i am however getting my first tattoo in his memory in a handful of weeks and i can't stop thinking about it

Stormy, a short haired gray tabby cat with yellow-green eyes, sitting on a desk.

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

me shaking my stupid little canned coffee, immediately reading "do not shake" on the label, pausing, and opening it anyway

Generated screenshot of a gen 4 Pokemon game featuring the backsprite of an Arcanine and the text "ARCANINE used EXPLOSION!"

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

would you be willing to make lineart changes to better resemble an arcanine, and the alterhuman and pup pride flags? the upcharge is fine with me! thanks!

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

sorry for splatoon oc posting but this is the funniest possible title to use for shiloh so of course i am

Phone picture taken of a Nintendo Switch screen of Splatoon 3's gacha reward system. The prize is a random adjective and noun the player can display on their customizable tag in multiplayer: the random title pictured is "Somehow Graduate."

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behavioral euthanasia recipient @shadowsplice.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

i do not have spotify wrapped but i do have "you were very normal about songs beginning with H this year"

A screenshot of Tidal's "most played 2024" personalized playlist. The first six songs are: Heaven, Iowa by Fall Out Boy; Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet by Fall Out Boy; Handbook for the Recently Deceased by The Damned Things; Hold Me Like a Grudge by FOB; Love From the Other Side by FOB; and Boy Division by My Chemical Romance.

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