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Manos Nikolaidis

@shadowmanos.bsky.social
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Software Engineer. Interested in Infosec, Java, and tech news. Some interest in economics, science, and history. London, UK. Tend to post sarcastically.

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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 6h
"£100 worth of detergent"
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is comedy gold
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, they're all going to die.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It seems someone vibe coded Ferrari's engine control software
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are less painful ways to remove a tumour
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL. Not sure anyone expected Greece to be looking at 3 victories against Serbia, Germany, and Netherlands, but this is what it looks like.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
According to plan. Netherlands has all the possession, Greece has a goal. Disappointing that Tzolis was substituted due to hamstring injury. And the Greek fans in the stadium have no class.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would be great if this was the Euros or a World Cup.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Greece of 2004 is back. 25% possession, 1 shot on target, and yet defeated Germany.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Therapist: "The Henry phalanx isn't real, it can't hurt you"
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For comparison, left hand shapes and body postures of people holding a snooker pole and a rifle.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An Arab player of the Israel national team was sent off after imitating a snooker shot with a corner flag. It is claimed by the media he was mimicking shooting a rifle. Obvs by journalists that have never seen a rifle or a snooker pole in use. It is nevertheless an offense to remove the corner flag.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A scene from the movie Dr.Strangelove, where the President says "You can't fight in here, this is the war room". But the text now says: "You can't use AI in here, this is an AI company"
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And 22% in the UK games industry. The 1537 number is for April 2024 to September 2025. Layoffs seem to continue. I only read about this from people who lost jobs and games news sites.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Amazing photo and quotes. From the recent air traffic disruption in London.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a type of sword fighter.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Install updates ASAP for security. The updates:
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See, that's why we abolished monarchy in Greece.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damn, missed him
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rare case where a headline ending in a question mark can definitely be answered with yes.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Θαυμάσια βραδιά. Μας βάλανε και το theme music για έμπνευση. Ο γιος θα γίνει Trekkie θέλει δε θέλει. "resistance is futile" όπως λένε οι Borg.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Έχει λίγη ουρά πες της. Έχουμε βγει Cromwell road γιατί exhibition road γέμισε.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A good indication for that is that the UK was forced by the ECJ to impose an embargo on Northern Cyprus in the 90s. I understand the UK government was very annoyed. N. Cyprus is illegally occupied per the UN and not officially recognised by the UK. (Screenshot from Wikipedia)
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone is vibe coding these days, and (apparently) genAI isn't a substitute for competence.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bit confused, having moved from Greece to the UK, due to high taxation among other reasons. Reads article: Oh, I see.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To paraphrase Chekov
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Exceptional photo and interviewing by the BBC. Photo from a public park where people walk their dogs.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are we like the US now? Is this how it starts?
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did you know that if you can afford it, you can book one of the famous British Museum galleries for an aperitif and private viewing, so you don't mix with the plebs? If you're rich enough talk to one of their "accredited partners".
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My favourite Greek football team is currently at the top of UEFA's Champions League table, because it's in alphabetical order. My favourite English team is second.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of the funniest comments came IRL, when a cyclist who didn't seem to ever go faster than 15km/h tried to convince me that I am wasting time and money with helmets. Meanwhile, me cycling at the local park.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh COME ON!!!
BBC article about robotic prostate surgeryOne of the patients with enlarged prostate is named "Ocock".
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I actually find this funny and relaxing, Niall is alright.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Also, the Met: "This is an investigation on some serious sexual assault allegations. Let's make sure we pick a name that reflects the gravity of the situation."
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The main issue with AI is it lacks taste. A human writer/editor would sense "amid war" sounds a bit silly here. It will be difficult to train "AI" to imitate taste, same as humans.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All tests are green, why shouldn't I deploy to production.
car driving over semi collapsed bridge in central Greece
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dead giveaway that it's phishing
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am intrigued by BBC's decision to cover Women's basketball in the US, while completely ignoring Tour de France Femmes, that ends today. Every other story is about football, despite no matches currently on. Meanwhile, Richmond park today was overflowing with cyclists, many of them women.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I know it's only 17:00 and yet I'm already tipsy from some fine French wine, and rewatching John Wick 1 & 2. These are genuinely classic movies at the same level as Godfather. I can't think of a better way to spend a Friday evening if you're flexible with work and family.
Abram Tarasov, played by Peter Stormare, says about John Wick: "He once killed 3 men in a bar..."One of Abram's top henchmen replies: "With a pencil. I know. I've heard the story"Abram isn't content and adds: "With a fucking pencil!""Who the fuck can do that?"
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every time I log off bsky I miss the best parts
Kemi Badenoch declares: "Reform are a woke party"The journalist interviewing her seems baffled.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Your roommate is messy. Do you: 1. Ask ChatGPT to compose a friendly message 2. Tell the piece of shit in person to clean up after themselves
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How most such plastic packaging ends up in the incinerator: - *recyclable* but can't put in recycling - search for a recycling point, the magic word is "soft plastics" - some supermarkets accept these, but you have to thoroughly wash them - still no guarantee they'll be recycled
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I spent the morning cycling and this is the sort of bangers I missed. Submit it for the bsky 2026 top ten.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just started watching The White Lotus.
hotel manager: "We don't actually have Wi-Fi in the villas"shocked guests: "What?"manager: "we consider the the hotel to be a digital detox area"".. so we actually encourage our guest to put your phones ...". Guests remain shocked.
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Manos Nikolaidis @shadowmanos.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you're wondering what pure evil sounds like, read this.
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