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Issa Mar

@shadowmaat.bsky.social
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she/they. Nerd. Star Wars, Murderbot

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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Saw these on a grocery store bboard in West Tisbury. LOL!
Cartoon labeled JAWS The Uncut Version. A parody of the scene where panicked beachgoers are scrambling out of the water. Chief Brody (in full uniform) says "It's Alan Dershowitz who believes the age of consent should be 15 or lower. Everybody out!" Dersh lurks in the background, teeth bared. Credit to Pinck & Brown.Designed like a classifieds ad. Top text between two lines reads "I am going to take legal action against the farmers market." -Alan Dershowitz. Below it says LANDMARK LEGAL CASES followed by a list: Marbury v. Madison; Brown v. Board of Education; Loving v. Virginia. A line break and: Dershowitz v. West Tisbury Farmers Market. Below that is a parody logo: Better Call Saul, Alan. Credit to Pinck & Brown
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Doing my part to support local biz, freedom of speech, and sticking it to entitled tantrum babies. Here's hoping Good Pierogi was sold out before Dershy got to the front. The line was hella long enough. :)
A plastic zip bag containing six cooked and chilled pierogi.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Stock photo of an older white man (Mike Baldwin) in a long sleeve red shirt, hands up in a shrug. It's the "guess I'll die" meme template.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Aww, my crow has a smol fren, too! This is Cawmina Banana and Rainbow Apocalypse Death Blossom. AKA Rain.
A picture of a crow plushie on a white bedspread. Sitting in front of her is a small, fluffy, rainbow-swirled chick.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
So very hyped with how these turned out. Got some used, scruffy white Demonia platforms off ebay, cleaned them up, and painted them. Pearlescent/metallic purple is MUCH better. And now I can wear pants with 32" inseams without constantly walking on the pants themselves.
Downward shot of a leg ending in a metallic purple platform sneaker.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I was more of a kooky spooks kid. Although I do remember also wearing those horrible horrible masks. lol!
Packaging for a Kooky Spooks "giant blow-up costume kit. A young white girl grins at the camera. Her face is green. She's wearing a green vinyl poncho with the Kooky Spooks characters. There's a green inflatable air cap wrapped around her head. Atop it is the inflated ovoid head of "Woblin Goblin," with its goofy gap-tooth smile and large yellow horns.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
Screencap from Leverage. Eliot is at the forefront, facing forward. Just behind him are Parker (left) and Hardison (right) facing their respective directions.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
Sam Vimes from Discworld. He's in his guard armor, smoking a cigar, and holding a loaded dragon. Art by Paul Kidby.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Archimedes the owl from Sword in the Stone. He's rolling around, clutching his belly as he laughs. The text reads "what is air"
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Elder Certified. LOL!
Blue Sky achievement image. "Celebrating 10M users." My number is 650,527. There's a stamp declaring the number as being in the first 10% and circling that is the text "BlueSky elder certified."
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Three kittenbirds and their mum.
A nest in a tree. Three tiny gaping beaks and one leaf-obscured mama bird on alert.
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Issa Mar @shadowmaat.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Many thanks to @printinkling.bsky.social for making such great stickers to glam up my laptop!
Close-up of a shimmery blue laptop. In the top corner is an "OnlyBeans" sticker and in the middle is a "Do you guys ever think about unionizing?" sticker, both from Printinkling.
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