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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 6h

"Mogo and I were standing right there!"

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 21h

The Arizona Cardinals franchise has been around for 128 years. They have never had a coach last longer than 6 years.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Mofo looked like Old Angry Will Riker

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Even a dumbass can have a good take.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Shouldn't he be holding guillotines?

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So ... Sherlock Holmes existed or she couldn't be a descendent of his. Which means Sherlock had a friend named Watson and an enemy named Moriarty. But this modern day Holmes also has a friend named Watson and enemy named Moriarty? Fuck right off.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You can have a celebrated 30 year acting career, but you get one dick cut off and that's all anybody talks about.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Apple TV vs All Other Streaming Services

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There used to be a Krispy Kreme within 5 minutes of my house.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know what I'm about to bring up isn't the point of this ✌totally true story✌ but if two men are fighting and somebody says they have a gun, you SHOULD back off. Being stupid isn't the flex you think it is.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gee, what a shocking revelation.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is either going to be an instant classic or complete garbage, there is no in between.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gas so expensive mofos would risk getting a terrorist charge to steal it.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, yes, how terribly clever and original. Libraries were the original data centers. Amazing thought nobody else has come up with. You should post that immediately.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tennessee, ranked 14, played the number 1 team in the country and only lost by 3 points, which is a very good showing. Framing things in an intellectually dishonest way to extend a pet narrative is the kind of thing Trump does. Don't be like Trump.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*whispers* They're always ass.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

People still respect the NYT after putting out this shit? WHERE THE HELL IS FARGO?!?

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Vin was also great in "Find Me Guilty"

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The ride home after the dinner party split the check evenly but you didn't drink and only got a salad.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If Sean doesn't ask him about the time they had to CGI his dick to make it smaller because it was too distracting to the nude scene, Sean is a pussy.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'll be real too. I think its very important to Taylor that she is supportive of her husband. I think she highly prioritizes that. Probably because she's had people in the past who didn't support her shit. So whether she actually cares about football or not, she has thrown herself into it fully.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Colts play at the Chiefs tonight.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've noticed old people really struggle with the concept that shit they learned as a kid doesn't apply anymore or has flat out changed. When somebody tells you something, question how long ago they learned it. A big one for me is how much more we know about dinosaurs.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@eastcoastgiant.bsky.social what about the dude who played the joker in Gotham?

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh no Buffy, what is you doing?

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sharon "Flash My Guts" Stone needs to have a seat. Preferably with her legs closed.

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A video game where you can play and fight as Wolverine? CC @eastcoastgiant.bsky.social

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Dexter Goad @shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This idea that we're supposed to be miserable 24-7 because everything sucks is so ass. You're saying our mental health would be better if we sat in the corner and stared at a wall for 4 hours instead of watching a game? ASS.

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