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Dave Jacobs

@shadowdave5.bsky.social
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oops, I spoke too soon: It's already happening now
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Bounty hunters. We don't need those scum."
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This has been true throughout history, and it's something the framers of our Constitution and all patriotic Americans hoped to avoid. Those in power always blame the people who rise up. They almost never understand how they have contributed. There's ALWAYS SHARED RESPONSIBILITY.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait, I thought we won the war, like, 30 times already.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Trump insanity started b/c enough Cons really *hated* Libs. But what *got* them so *hopping mad*? Obama's election is an obvious factor, but they hated us prior to that. What do you think? What *painful wound* was poked that made them turn to Trump to"save" them? And save them from WHAT?
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is the image making the rounds on social media this morning. I wonder what size "jaws of life" the had to use to crack open a hole big enough to transfer the Melon Felon.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Probably an unpopular opinion, but every time I see this pic I can't help but think, "In other news, the 2027 Imperial Probe Droid just hit the market."
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In other news, the new 2027 Imperial Probe Droid is now available at dealerships.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I guess I better go back and rewatch the movies, because I *really* don't remember this scene from The Matrix 😛
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Someone just described Anita Bryant as the old JK Rowling, and I'm here for it
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
2/2 I've noticed dictionaries use shorthand a lot. Another example is below (and I swear this is NOT a comment on you; it's just the clearest example I could find quickly). I don't think an unpleasant odor would be considered "not amiable" in common use, only "not agreeable." So not A or not B.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thanks, that's interesting stuff. And while it's great for formal logic, it looks like there's widespread agreement the laws don't always work for natural languages. For our case, if A=satisfactory and B=allowable, is it not(A or B), or is it shorthand for not A or not B?
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ah, I think I see: We're not using the same meaning for "unacceptable." Below is one definition & s9ne synonyms. I think you're using a meaning similar to "impermissible." I'm using one similar to "undesirable" (very much so, btw.) There's more to it, but difficult IMO to convey in short-form posts
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I remember the good old days, when we used to wonder, "What IF we find ourselves in a Constitutional crisis?"
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Lost control" my @$$. This was obviously an inside job!
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Earlier today Scott Bessant went on TV defending Trump's "different way" (i.e., totally wrong way) of looking at percentages, where dropping drug prices from $600 to $100 is a 600% decrease. I love it SO much that someone is playing along like this!
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is all even more obvious since he started bombing Iran.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I misread the text in the middle of the image as saying "Princess Trump." I think we *should* call him "Princess Trump," and promise to stop ONLY when ALL his abuses of power stop. He has no respect for women, and no tolerance for being even slightly emasculated. It will drive him to tears!
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The lawyer who successfully argued the case against the Trump Admin in front of SCOTUS says otherwise. It appears Trump's own lawyers argued Sec 122 does NOT apply.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Wait, which one was he again?
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wait, how the hell did the marketing bros miss the chance to make a "Bad Energizer Bunny" Superbowl commercial?!?!
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Still, it would be awesome if Clinton would just come out and say, "I did not have sex with that man." That would seal the deal: EVERY Republican would automatically ASSUME he's lying and that Trump DID give him a BJ 🤣
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Yep
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Exactly!
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Exactly what I thought!
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Different Trump but same vibe
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Different Trump, but same vibe
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I would think the main problem would be all the blood rushing to his head.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
He's weak b/c EVERYTHING he does - including his "alpha male" bluster - is to COVER UP his INTENSE sense of INFERIORITY. True strength would be facing & healing his TOXIC SHAME so he can stop feeling victimized. Instead, he's let it make him an angry, miserable, narcissistic, thin-skinned old man.
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
At the end of the 2nd post is the funniest description of the Orange Menace I've seen so far
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It could explain a lot
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Dave Jacobs @shadowdave5.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
💯
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