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There was a pre-2024 election poll that had Trump up like 1-2 over Kamala and had her up ~15 in a hypothetical matchup vs Vance. Generational anti-talent

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 9h

We should get more fucked up. Bring in a soccer-style relegation system. Ohio State's in the NFL now. The Jets are down to Division 2

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 9h

What my paws and I do are none of your business, sir.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

She looks like the Saw puppet

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I was saying "I want a gradual return to the exact same conditions that produced this mess."

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They play in November. Jayden won't forget this disrespect while he's watching the game from the hospital where he's recovering from having a piano fall on him and opening his mouth to reveal his teeth are now piano keys.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Did you know the Chinese have the same word for "Giants" and "Commanders"?

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Every draft pick they make outside the top 10 has failed miserably. A random fan like me could've made their draft picks and not done worse

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Secondary can't cover anyone. Not really Jokerfying because it's been this way for years. Sainristil forgetting how to play football after 2024 is a bummer though

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I love some of the quotes you can get it to spit out when you make deliberately bad movies

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Despite what those loony liberal Hitler-control types say, the best way to stop a bad Hitler is with a good Hitler

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Playing Tentpole to make bad movies is so much fun. The lowest score I've managed to get so far was 4, for 2 separate movies, neither of which was the one this screenshot comes from.

A critic review from the Tentpole game that says "Woody Allen plays a 16-year-old with total conviction, which is somehow the film's sanest choice."

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

County government. But Mecklenburg County is woke and that's why we should ban all capital gains taxes

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got one of the checks. It's not changing my vote at all. What did change my vote was the time I hauled a bunch of junk from the garage to the dump only to find it closed due to Juneteenth. I will never forgive Joe Brandon for the time I was inconvenienced slightly.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All I'm saying is, if you replaced Tom Cruise with Mark Wahlberg in character from Boogie Nights and called the movie Diggler, it wouldn't have went down like it did.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm sure Coach Locksley will rally the players and they'll do much better next week. I haven't looked at who they're playing yet

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Eagles are neither good nor bad. They are the NFL's constant, playing exactly the same every game regardless of players or coaches and the results differ because the other teams change around them.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Very rude of the Denver defense to not bring him shredded cheese for his fajitas

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone keeps throwing away evidence at the ground in front of me or several feet over my head.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Asshole son, Know which one? The dread-ed Lar-a-mieee

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ryan I'd like to preemptively congratulate the Eagles on another joyless slog of a division championship

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(I wish he weren't a scumbag because I want to like Jameis)

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

At least you can root for the backup with a clean conscience. Now to check the Giants roster...

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bzzt wrongo. Put so many ice harvesters out of work.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It was aggressive but perfectly reasonable. Not like keeping Jayden in the Seahawks game last year when he dislocated the elbow the first time. I wish we could just sim to the end of the year like Madden. Everyone's getting fired. Not really Quinn's fault, but he's not the answer either.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There were warning signs, like the new Shape of You lyrics he was singing 🎶I'm in love with the sep-pu-ku, Push and pull the katana through, Best friend cuts my head off too, Shogun, I'm so sorry

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm looking forward to this scene in the ballroom bunker when the movie about the end of the second Trump administration comes out

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's the unruly toddler defense: let him run around until he tuckers himself out

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chat, let me be clear: He is NOT poggers. That is a cringe thing to believe.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Anytime you can outgain your opponent in total yards while they have literally twice as many first downs, that's a football game

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

People bash "loser" Ryan Day but never ask if those 20 points had bad vibes or were unpleasant to be around

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Reacher eats up to 40 million krill each day to fuel his enormous body.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The funniest and therefore best outcome is Rush leading the team to 8-9 wins and the division title and getting a 2 year deal off of that that keeps them in QB purgatory even longer.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"He calls that move 'A House Divided,' King, because once he hits you with it, you cannot stand."

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This fall in theaters: Donald Trump, master terrorist, plots to bring down the twin towers. The only man who can stop him is FBI counterterrorism expert Donald Trump. It's a deadly game of cat and mouse as one man races against himself to both start and stop 9/11. The title: Flight Club

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

He should stop pussyfooting around and just build the diarrhea jet already. I was promised a more efficient government, dammit

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wouldn't want to schmear anyone

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cat piling is even worse. I had to permaban all these kittens last year.

The same kittens but this time it's vibecession stuff

The kittens once again brigading each other

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'd completely forgotten that Fenway didn't used to have seats on top of the green monster

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I just hope he doesn't hire Belichick and Lombardi away from UNC. I would hate that so much.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Impressment, it's a very old fashioned word, but you're going to be hearing about it more and more.

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hello, my name is Anus Canker, and I wish to play in your basketball league

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I follow the Jon Bois account for accurate descriptions of breaking news and this simply isn't true. There really hasn't been a playoff race this season, as there are 8 teams who've been virtually locked into the 8 playoff spots for weeks. The race for playoff seeding is still in full swing, however

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Local Oaf @shabbydude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

2017 Ossoff vs 2026 Ossoff is a coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb level shift. I genuinely didn't think he had it in him.

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